BirdBoy

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[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

CHECK OUT WHAT I JUST SAW AT THE ZOO.

Y’ALL. 

I DON’T EVEN PLAY OVERWATCH BUT I SCREAMED.

[darnni]

Y’all can be screaming every time you see a gorilla

[dwergas-deactivated20180817]

OK, maybe you haven’t played Overwatch – he looks just like this guy

So I think one of the zookeepers must have been an Overwatch fan… Awesome

[contemptible-scoundrel]

POST FROM A WORLD WHERE EVERYONE THINKS YOU DIE WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP: oh that's snore... that's snore of my comfort character

[allnewcryptid]

if i find one more moldy piece of food hidden in my college campus food i’m going to scream. i’ve accidentally ingested more mold this year than in my entire life.

[allnewcryptid]

“i’m not autistic!” i cry out, ignoring the stacking MAJOR symptoms

[asteroidtroglodyte]

Me, tears streaming down my face, sobbing, as I stare at the stars: it’s just so beautiful

The medieval peasant I went back in time to give a bag of Doritos to, concerned: what terrible and powerful sorcerers they must have in your age, to be able to veil the vault of heaven itself from view, as you say

Me, sniffling: I didn’t realize, I can’t, it’s so much, I, I… are the chips good, at least?

Medieval peasant, trying to make me feel better: they’re… magical, strange traveler

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[dapperzz]

[allnewcryptid]

what the fuck is this ad.

[yellow-cat]

FUCK. i think i have to learn blender

[hamblimp]

the humble manual smoothie maker after they break their hands:

[yellow-cat]

every day i log in here and get beat up by genies

[yellow-cat]

HEY !!!!

[endlace]

the horse when asked what he would like for dinner

[yellow-cat]

put a bullet in me already why dont you

[yellow-cat]

hold on. everyone shut up. i need to cry about the concept of a touch-starved gun

[pastelpoisongg]

I think the bad posture is because the spine wants to escape.

[five-crows-in-a-trenchcoat]

happy valentine's day everybody! don't forget to send your aromantic friends six thousand dollars directly into they bank accounts today!

[allnewcryptid]

#now pls

[zmpl]

i will replace chatgpt

[zmpl]

two pieces of bread and in between theres a bunch of bullshit

[allnewcryptid]

Got its ass.

@eggflower-soup

[allnewcryptid]

is it a government requirement that all social security offices be hot as hell or is that just for the love of the game.

[ohcaptains]

[sqweegee]

heathcliff sucks ass what the fuck is this

[contemptible-scoundrel]

when all your homies are talking about homoerotic sword fights where both parties are covered in shallow cuts and bruises and sweaty and panting and so on and so forth but your combat style revolves around sneak attacks and instant kill poison