The eye of the storm

The devil whispered "You can not withstand the wind." And she replied "I am the storm." My name is Alice and this is my journey. 20 something she/her pronouns aro/ace

[haloblabla]

Seiya and Usagi❤❤❤

[bob-belcher]

[cantinasband]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I love group photos where it looks like everyone came dressed for a different event

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Please add onto this thread

[secretlyperfectprince]

[lesbianelinordashwood]

[meangirlnurse]

when a customer service person asks you to fill out one of the hell surveys and of course you’re gonna give her 10/10 on all the ratings so help her out but it’s asking things like “do you feel [giant faceless company] cares about you as a person” and you’re whiteknuckling through like. do it for Jennifer 

[herowyn]

“Harry lay flat on his back, breathing hard as though he had been running. He had awoken from a vivid dream with his hands pressed over his face.”

                                     ― Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

[memewhore]

[daisysactuallyjewish]

A mood

[werewolfmonkie]

i found a christian retelling of the first harry potter book and it claims that birthdays are unholy and are made up

[werewolfmonkie]

some highlights

Ron is a Slytherin

Draco is a Ravenclaw AND a mysogonist

Snape isn’t a cunt and is really nice and caring towards Harry

Angels have replaced owls

Dean Thomas is a main character for no reason

Dumbledore isn’t gay and is married to a woman and is ALSO Hermionies dad

It doesn’t take place in the UK for some reason

Wizard duels are now called pray-offs

I’ll add more when i read more

[werewolfmonkie]

more

Harry converts Draco into being a Gryffindor (who are depicted as pitch perfect Christians who follow the bible closely and only take orders from God)

Eco friendly-ness is bad apparently

Voldemort has hair

Believing in evolution is apparently Satanic

Voldemort wanted to make Christianity ILLEGAL

Voldemort ALSO has a Reddit account

Dumbledore calls Reddit a “godless coven”

THEY LITERALLY TRY AND CONVERT VOLDEMORT INTO BEING A CHRISTIAN

Harry says that Voldemort has been tricked by the lies of society and that he deserves to burn in hell 

““I’m just so upset that you don’t accept the Bible,” Hermionie sobbed femininely. “The Bible is the best book ever. Why can’t you respect that?”“

Voldemort is described as a fornicating, drug-addicted evolutionist (Actually, this is what the author says that all Evolutionists are like this)

I can’t believe i found a fic to rival My Immortal

[sleepy-loopin]

This is some anti My Immortal shit

[sorry]

how does one sob femininely? 

[oddpyromaniac]

PLEASE SOMEONE SEND ME A NAME OR A LINK TO THIS

[chaiischii-deactivated20190628]

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/10644439/1/Hogwarts-School-of-Prayer-and-Miracles

[oddpyromaniac]

I love you thank you

[5000angryspiders]

Dumbledore is married to McGonagall.

There are several paragraphs describing beloved fictional characters’ chest hair.

Slytherins are Catholics.

Petunia wears pant suits.

[bidootdoot-deactivated20190601]

“Aunt Petunia smacked her hands over Harry’s young ears; and her voice was sickly sweet when she said, “Thank you very much for your concern, sir, but he does not need your religion, he has science and socialism and birthdays. “

[sawyer-saucee]

Reblog if you don’t need religion because you have science socialism and birthdays

[not-mary-sue]

We’ve found it. The illusive reverse My Immortal

[never-forget-viva-la-pluto]

This is a romantic ass poster look at this shit. When will my husband return from the war shit. Country roads take me home shit

[indelicateink]

this poster is like an escapee from a parallel universe where marvel had the balls to make stucky canon

[tuagifs]

embrace who we are. who we’ve been all along.

[kevinjaystanton]

‪Hidden Move 09 - Introspection‬

‪#impostersyndromeditto ‬

[chewbacca]

[allspiceandeverythingnice-blog]

Laura: Mistakes were made.

Sweeney: By you.

Laura: And people got hurt.

Sweeney: By you.

[sixpenceee]

When a woman was filming lions in the Djuma Game Reserve in South Africa, she became a little worried when she saw a lion cub pestering its sleeping mother. But when Amber Eyes, the lioness, finally woke up, she gave her baby a hug! (Source)

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she love him

[denvilleneuve]

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[spiralhorrors]

protect him