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Stabby The Space Roomba and Friends.
holy fuck this is my oldest post on here oh my gawd
I'm so sorry that this was the start of your blog. No one deserves my dumbass roomba to be their first post
THIS!
A priest is free, just sayin
Not everyone is comfortable around a priest
Confessional isn’t comfortable true
But it’s easy on the wallet and discussing things you feel bad about without judgement
A priest isn't a trained mental health professional. They could make it worse. Therapy should cost as much as it is to see a priest.
The Witcher and The Princess: Sparks
Geralt x Reader
Geralt of Rivia is not a babysitter, he is not a bodyguard, and he has no interest in transporting princesses across the continent. Until gold is offered and for the next 90 days he’s saddled with a chirpy, bubbly, princess, who is betrothed to the prince of Narok and has a desire to see everything before she’s trapped behind another set of walls.
Warnings: angst, a taste of smut, drinking
Geralt watched as she limped down the stairs, the first smile he had seen in days worn so comfortably it was a shame it had taken him so long to see it. She sat across from him without ordering breakfast.
“Sore?” he asked, and she shook her head, lying with ease.
“Where’s Jaskier? I want to thank him for his hospitality.”
“He left this morning, a party to attend I believe.”
“I think we should leave today too,” she announced, “There’s another town a few miles down the road. It’s on the coast and I have a good friend from back home who lives there.” She looked so hopeful that he found it difficult to even consider saying no.
“Okay,” he answered, and she practically leapt across the table to throw her arms around him. With soft lips, she planted a kiss on his cheek, dousing him in appreciation. She flew up the stairs, the limp almost nonexistent when she didn’t even give her feet time to touch the floor.
When she returned to his side, she wore a dress of pink cotton and the corset that made him imagine her in ways that even the innocence of pink cotton could not dissuade. She was glowing as she led the way out, beginning the walk towards the town limits with a skip in her step.
“Would you like to ride with me?” he asked before he knew what he was saying, and quickly tried to cover up the attempt for closeness with logic, “Because we left your horse behind.”
“As long as Roach doesn’t mind, she had a rough day yesterday too.” As Y/N brushed her hand down Roach’s muzzle, Geralt felt his insides grow warm, unable to bury his affection when someone showed his horse as much care as he did.
“She’ll be okay, and the faster we make it there, the faster she can rest.” That earned him another grin before she reached out a hand. It was a struggle to get his own hand to move, his mind trying to process the consequences of pulling her onto his horse.
Situating her behind him would press all the softest parts of her against him. Her hands would wrap around his torso, tightening with every jostle until he would be able to focus on nothing but the feeling of her body encompassing his.
Though he was sure placing her in front would be so much worse. She would reside directly beneath him. Her hair would brush against his nose, filling his senses with the intoxicating smell of roses and sugar. Every time he looked down her hemline would pose no longer protect him from the sight of soft flesh. He would have his arms wrapped around her, and when she inevitably relaxed against him it would be no different than cradling her within his bed chambers. And worst of all, she would in between his legs, jostling against him with every movement. And when he found himself unable to control certain animalistic tendencies there would be no hiding it.
She was to sit behind him, for both of their sakes.
He was right of course, about the challenges of her sitting behind him. Her arms wrapped around him and she leaned in close, still bouncing with the excitement of seeing her friend. He could feel every inch of her, but what he didn’t account for was the feeling of being between her legs. Sitting there, feeling them tighten against his hips took his mind to place that he did not dare to venture. He struggled to force the thoughts out of his mind, it was the incessant imagination that made him lash out at her. The frustration that he was unable to act on the vulgar images his mind conjured had caused all their problems previously and he was determined not to let it happen again. It was not her fault everything she did made his stomach do flips. It was not her fault that every time she spoke he could focus on nothing but her lips and the way they would feel wrapped around him. And it was definitely not her fault that he wanted to drag her from his horse and fuck her against the nearest tree until she was raw and limping for the rest of their journey. So, he did his best not to think of the princess riding behind him at all.
The town was not far, and just as she said the ocean crashed against the edge of the town in a way only poets could dream of. The moment they entered the town, she slid from his horse and he let out a mental sigh of relief. He watched as she ran down the street, slipping through merchants going about their daily business. She turned a corner and disappeared from sight, tugging him out of his catatonic state. Urging Roach forward he followed her and was greeted by the sight of her flinging herself into the arms of a young silversmith. She thew her arms around his neck and pulled him tight, laughing with glee as he did the same. He drew closer and he could hear their happy reunion.
“Y/N, how are you here?”
“I’m travelling to Narok, and I begged my escort to stop here. I couldn’t stand the way we parted being the last time we saw each other.”
“Why Narok?”
“Marriage,” she replied darkly, and then shook her head, “But that is the last thing I want to discuss. Come, meet my Witcher.” At the sound of his title, the silversmith’s eyes darted to him and the widened.
“Your escort is a Witcher? Why not your guards? Is he truly capable of protecting you?”
“Of course, he is!” she defended, slapping a playful hand against his chest. “I appreciate your concern, Adam, but he has gotten me this far without incident. I will not have you question his abilities, especially in my presence,” she defended, catching Geralt’s eye as she did so.
“Of course, I just want you to be safe.”
“I know, and that is why I wish to keep you around during our stay in your city. I wish to see everything before we are forced to continue our journey.”
“I would love nothing more than to be your guide,” Adam responded, and she jumped with glee before turning to Geralt with wide and pleading eyes. The plea was clear. ‘Let me experience the world without a shadow’ it screamed, and he nodded, warning her that for her safety it was best if she was back by dusk. She nodded and took Adam’s outstretched arm, allowing him to lead her away from the Witcher.
True to her word she returned as the sun was setting. She smelled of salt and fire when she did so, and explained that there had been a bonfire on the beach when he asked about the lingering smell of smoke. He gave her a brief once over, checking for any wounds as he tried to appear as apathetic as possible. When he was satisfied that she was safe he gave a silent nod. She grinned and kissed him on the cheek once more before allowing Adam to drag her to the center of the pub where people were dancing to the tune of a mandolin.
He had succeeded in appearing apathetic, but he was anything but. Worry had etched itself across his forehead every moment she was gone and as she reappeared, he had wanted nothing more than to pull her into his arms. And now, as she danced with Adam anger was bubbling within him, waiting for the chance to pull the young silversmith limb from limb. His hands were all over her as they danced. They lingered at her hips and bunched the fabric of her skirt. As she twirled around Geralt knew the look Adam was sending her way. Longing for once was and a lusting for what rested in his hands now. She was laughing all while he did so, catching his hand and allowing him to spin her across the makeshift dance floor. Her fingers brushed away stray pieces of hair, lingering on his cheek and tracing his neck with remembrance of the past. The clear past between the two grew only more obvious when a slow tune came on and they held one another close with aching familiarity.
Geralt downed more liquor than he had in months as he watched them, until he could take no more and left to their room, hoping that sleep would ease the aggression coursing through his veins and the tightness in his pants. He laid in the dark, unable to sleep for half an hour when the door creaked open. A ray of light struck his face and he watched Y/N slip inside as quietly as she could. She was still panting from the dancing, chest heaving in the golden light of her candle.
“Geralt?” she whispered, and he grunted in response, “Are you alright?” He grunted again. She was always asking if he was okay, as if she had nothing to do with the agony he was forced to endure day in and day out. “Are you ill? I can call for a healer.”
“I’m fine.” She set the candle down and approached him, kneeling beside the bed.
“Are you sure?”
“How do you know Adam?” he asked, swiftly throwing the attention from himself.
“He used to work in the palace.”
“And what was your relation?” Geralt was sitting up now, looking down at the sight of her resting on her knees between his legs. He fought to rid the idea from his mind, but it seemed to have dug its claws in.
“I don’t quite understand what you mean,” she whispered, and he growled, pulling her to her feet and pushing her against the wall. She didn’t struggle as he had expected her to but looked at him with apt fascination.
“I mean how did you interact. How often did you sneak from your bed to meet him in the dark of night? How often did the innocent princess wed to another allow temptation to guide her? And what exactly did temptation bring?” he growled, and she froze, revealing that he was correct in his assumption.
“I- I don’t know what you’re talking about,” she whispered and he smirked, trapping her between his body and the wall as ale began to make decisions for him.
“Well, I know he didn’t truly ravish you based on the way his eyes were imagining it tonight, so I ask again. What did you allow the lowly silversmith do to you?” She struggled at his insult of the silversmith, but he held her far too tightly. “Did you let him kiss you?” he asked, leaning in until their lips were mere centimeters apart. When she did not answer he tutted softly. “Come on Princess, I need an answer.” She nodded, eyes wide and lips parted. “Where?” Silence again, but this time he took a different route in pulling the answers from her. He pressed his lips to hers with rough admiration and pulled away. She gasped at the removal of contact and he pressed his lips against her throat, sucking gently at the soft skin. “Did he kiss you here?” she nodded, and he moved to her shoulder, kissing her again. “Here?” She nodded once more, and he moved his lips to where the slopes of her breast began. “What about here?” She shook her head and he pulled away, surveying her as a predator does their pray. “What else did you let him do?”
“Nothing,” she replied, and he shook his in disappointment.
“No need to lie, Princess. Nothing bad will come from a little honestly, especially when you are so very wound up. So, tell me, what did he do to you?” She remained silent and gasped when he pulled her onto his lap, bunching her skirt at her hips and running his hands along her thighs. She was so soft beneath him, her hips rocking forward ever so slightly even as he did nothing but touch the outside of her thighs. He slipped a hand beneath her dress and cupped her center. She let out a soft moan, hands finding his hair as she rocked forward with more need. She was velvety in his hand, her core so wet it seemed it was melting at his very touch. Her breathing turned into needy whimpers, struggling to feel more friction between her core and his hand, but he was not done interrogating her. “If you don’t want to tell me what he did, tell me instead why he was sent away.”
“Someone caught us,” she moaned, still caught in the high of his pleasure, and he froze, hands clenching against her flesh. She yelped and tried to pull her away, her core pulsing against him in protest, but he did not relent.
“And what were you doing when they caught you?” All of the sudden a smirk appeared on her face, any fear she had before dissipating in an instant, and she grabbed onto his shoulders pulling herself forward. She pressed against him and leaned in to whisper in his ear.
“We were in an empty hall. And he had me pressed to wall, my legs wrapped around his waist,” she said and he growled, hoisting her into the position she had described. Her legs tightened around him and she pressed kisses against his neck. “And I was moaning so loud it was a wonder someone hadn’t caught us sooner. If they hadn’t caught us, I would have let him take me in that very hall.” Geralt growled and pressed his lips to hers. He was hard against her, straining against his pants as she rubbed against him. “But they sent him away and I was forced to endure hours of lecture, about the sanctity of remaining pure for one’s husband,” she whispered, grinding against him as she pressed kisses against his chest, but at the moment she mentioned ‘husband’ Geralt froze. What the hell was he doing? She was to be wed and he had her wrapped around him like a common minx.
He was supposed to keep her safe, but defiling her would do anything but, so with great effort he pulled away, unwrapping her from his body. And pulling away.
“What just happened?” she asked through pants of frustration.
“Your husband,” he growled, and she had the audacity to look bewildered. “I will not take you away from your husband. I apologize and assure you it will not happen again.” She looked like she wanted to scream, or worse cry, but she only nodded and stepped away from him, smoothing down her dress.
“Yes, my husband. I hope this will not make things uncomfortable.”
“It will not,” he assured her, and she nodded with an unexplained sadness and retired to her bed, allowing Geralt to do the same, and revel in the frustration he had created for himself.
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Geralt x Reader
Request from @destielstuffandthings
— Geralt saves you, twice actually. The second time around is a little different.
Word Count: 1500
Warnings: some language and a smidgen of smut.
Author’s Note: This was supposed to be a drabble, but kind of became a whole thing. Unbeta’d and probably poorly proof read.
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They left you.
They fucking left you there to die.
There was supposed to be a pact. Have each other’s back from the moment we stepped foot out of that prison, but alas, you were due for a good taste of reality. All it took was an arrow to the shoulder for any sort of promise to go rushing off into the woods like deer running from a pack of wolves.
You had stumbled along as far as you could, praying that you’d come across a village or the lone traveling merchant who could provide some aid to you. But once more the Gods were out to get you because the last thing you remembered was seeing that trail of blood run its way down your arm before the world faded into darkness.
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“Absolutely not,” the madam says, contempt in her eyes. “This is a respectable establishment. We don’t serve your sort here.”
Geralt lets out a puff of air, disappointed but not surprised. Jaskier looks ready to leap over the counter and fight her himself though, so he lays a hand on his arm to stop him. “I understand.” He turns to leave.
On the walk back to their campsite, Jaskier is livid. It’s almost endearing.
“How dare she! Your sort, she says, as if bedding a witcher was some kind of shame! The damned cheek. She and everyone else in the backwards village would be up to their arses in kikimores by now if it weren’t for you.”
“It’s alright, Jaskier,” he says. This is hardly the first time he’s been turned away from a brothel. “She was only looking out for her girls. I’m not going to force anyone to sleep with me, even for coin. I would never do that.”
Jaskier’s face softens. “Of course you wouldn’t.”
Geralt doesn’t question why Jaskier has chosen to return to camp with him, even when he would have been more than welcome to stay. He’d noticed the girls eyeing him from the back room. He appreciates the display of solidarity, such as it is.
They settle into their practiced habits of setting up camp, and with the fire built Jaskier sits himself beside Geralt, a line of warmth along his side in the cool night air.
“It must be disappointing, not getting what you wanted from the brothel,” Jaskier says, breaking the silence. He inspects his fingernails, seemingly as casual as ever. “I could help you out, if you like.”
Geralt squints at him. He surely can’t be offering what it sounds like. “I would never ask that of you,” he says, stiffly. No matter what people think, he’s not a monster. He does have some decency.
“You’re not asking,” Jaskier says. He puts a hand on Geralt’s knee. His touch burns through the fabric. “I’m offering.”
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A concept:
Geralt is actually terrified of thunderstorms. He would never tell a soul, but there’s something soul-shaking about sitting by a fire that’s been put out by torrential rain, with nothing but a light cloak to keep you warm. About thunder that shakes the ground and lightning that sets trees on fire. And with all of the metal Geralt has on him at all times, he’s basically a walking target. Those are the nights he doesn’t get any sleep.
That is, until Jaskier comes along. It doesn’t take the bard long to connect the dots when Geralt is visibly anxious every time they have to sleep outside during a storm. Sometimes he tries to convince Jaskier that the next village—the next inn—isn’t that far away, they can make it if they just keep going. Except, it’s actually three hours away and Jaskier is at his limit for the day. So, they set up camp, and Geralt can already hear the thunder rolling violently not too far away.
When Jaskier wakes in the middle of the night, it’s to the sound of a crashing clap of thunder, so deafening it shakes the trees around them. The rain is pounding on the top of their tent, the wind yanking branches from trees. He looks over to Geralt, and finds that the witcher is sitting up with his cloak wrapped tight around him, in the same exact position he’d been in when Jaskier went to sleep. Jaskier doesn’t ask, because Geralt would never admit to it, but he knows.
So he moves his bed roll right beside Geralt’s, and paces his hands gingerly on the witcher’s shoulders. He doesn’t pull away, but leans into the touch. Jaskier continues, wrapping his arms around Geralt’s chest, cradling him tightly against himself. Geralt lets Jaskier pull him to lie down, and the bard’s hands roam over Geralt’s back, his shoulders, his arms. Comforting touches to remind Geralt that he’s not alone anymore, he’s safe in the tent, in Jaskier’s arms.
And maybe Geralt isn’t so scared of storms anymore.
As someone who is terrified of thunderstorms, I completely agree.
BUT ALSO,
All witchers have heightened senses, right?
So thunder to Geralt’s ears is like standing right next to a firecracker when it goes off. Sometimes if he’s unlucky, it makes his ears bleed.
If he’s really unlucky, he won’t be able to hear for a while afterwards.
And lightning,
Well,
One night he was walking Roach through a plain when lightning lit up the entire sky, making him go blind for a good few minutes. Because there was no rain yet to filter the light and his eyes just couldn’t adjust fast enough.
And fuck if that didn’t scare the crap out of him, not knowing if his sight was going to come back.
To him being out in the middle a thunderstorm is like being out in the middle of a warzone. It fucks with his senses so easily, that he’s basically a sitting duck.
So of course it’s fucking terrifying.
And even if Geralt tries to protest being comforted, Jaskier can just say “It’s really loud, and I’m too nervous to sleep. Please?” and they both know it’s a thin mask of a farce, but it’s enough to let Geralt at least pretend for a little while that he’s helping Jaskier, and that his own comfort is a happy side effect.
But also:
#all the witchers secretly hate thunderstorms #sometimes they can smell the rain coming and seek shelter #a clearing in a dense forest will work in a pinch to mask the noise and light #but all of them have been caught out in it one time or another #and the deprivation of their senses is terrifying every time #the only time they feel safe is at Kaer Morhen #because the walls are thick enough to deaden the noise #but still #whenever there’s a thunderstorm Vesemir finds his pups all curled up together #sleeping in front of the fire #just shielding one another from the big terrifying world #<3 (via @lookoutrogue)
How dare you come for my heart like this???????
Okay first, all of this. Yes.
But I raise yall, Witchers with sensory issues in general. Regularly experiencing intense sensory overload and having to learn to just suppress it and push themselves through it till a certain bard convinces them that showing that small bit of weakness and accepting comfort arent such bad things.
wild artist crawling out of the void to bring geraskier soulmate au angst
i guess gettin rejected by your soulmate ends in some serious self-esteem issues ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
idk how to make webtoons but im working on it. lesson of the day is to make things smaller than i think they ought to be~
I need to hug Jaskier
Hrrmmm…. Cortana….
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These are staff nurses at St Thomas' hospital where Boris Johnson was treated for Coronavirus.
They are protesting about the lack of PPE and the government handling of the Coronavirus.
This has been barely covered in the media, who are too busy congratulating Boris on his sixth or seventh child.
Share the fuck out of this. Do not let the tories off the hook.
If you clap on a Thursday night, but you won't share images like this, then you don't actually care about the NHS, just how things look.
each time you reblog this, someone on a different website gets hit
thats the spirit!
That awkward moment when you find out your arch nemesis dressed up as you for his son’s birthday
Part 5 has 12 pages!!
1 / 2 / 3 / 4
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Im going back to do only 8 pages, 12 its a nightmare XD
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“What’s New York like”
Me:
The Laura Croft game we all deserve
It’s 5am and my eyes were so blurry that I legit thought “wow look at Shia LaBuff”
for a moment i thought it was Tom Hardy gone wild
I know I’ve reblogged this already but god bless I am doing it again.
This dude looks like a Rob Liefield drawing–but in a good way.