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Feeling inspired... Might put off writing and think about it the whole time
stupid customer: uhhh⊠do you have the soup in stock
Me: uh, duhâŠâŠâŠ.. all soup is in stock đđ
ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND
ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND
#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (â @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote
I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.
I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"
nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia đ
I like how the lack of spacing here implies that the helpline is there for those addicted to eating raw flour, dough, or batter, like a gambling helpline or something
Who else has thousands of ideas but unfortunately your mortal form is constantly at 'low battery' energy levels?
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So many people who wanna argue with me about King Arthur clearly havenât read the actual medieval texts. I know this because if they actually read the source material theyâd know that when it comes to King Arthur, everything is made up and the points donât matter.
âKing Arthur couldnât have fought the Roman Empireâ
Try telling that to Geoffrey of Monmouth.
âYou canât just add in new charactersâ
Try telling that to Chrétien de Troyes. Aka the guy who invented Lancelot.
âArthurian canon isnât Frenchâ
Clearly you donât own an air fryer. Also clearly you havenât read literally anything written after the Norman invasion.
âArthur needs to be a knight in shining armorâ
If he lived at all he lived almost a thousand years before widespread adaption of plate armor.
âHe canât be in plate armor because thatâs anachronisticâ
Try telling that to Thomas Mallory.
âThe fairy stuff is leftover from Celtic myth/Celtic gods)
A lot of that stuff including the lady of the lake wasnât added until the 12th century actually. Centuries after England was christianized. It was also mostly added by the French poets.
God, I sure hope so.
It can be counted as arthurian legend now if you're not a coward.
if i were a vampire i would do many things. but getting interviewed is not one of them
female characters with masculine names r great but i need them to be named stuff like craig and harold and philip i feel like too often their names are too cool. women named kevin
the most evil person alive would like to start their career in mental health
Yesterday my little brother told me something very sweet and touching, that when he was a kid and had nightmares about monsters chasing him or whatever he would be able to end the nightmare by finding me in the dream and I would protect him by fighting off the zombies, or carrying him away. This is adorable, and makes me feel like the greatest older sibling in the world, but the hilarious thing is that when I was a kid I had nightmares of needing to save him from zombies and such. so many dreams where he was in trouble and I needed to save him. Like my nightmares began where his ended. Low key I think he mastered the ability to psychically transfer his nightmare to me as a child and I'm kind of annoyed with him.
i am banned from eating my herring inside. they make me eat it on the smoking area by the loading dock, under the theory that it already smells bad there. but it was raining today which was preventing my breakfast, so i was feeling sad and hungry and then i realized that there was a large cardboard box in the dumpster from a previous delivery. like a fridge sized box. so i fished it out of the dumpster, then tipped it on its side and had a nice little cardboard cave to watch the rain and eat my fish in. which was a great experience. very soothing. very zen. at least until the security guard from the day before stepped outside to smoke. then i tried hiding from him by crawling deeper in the box, which unfortunately did not work. instead he saw a sort of damp sniveling pale hairless creature eating fish in a box, and delivered the verbal killshot of "good morning, mr. smeagol." which is how my day was ruined before 8 am.
do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare
if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.
Ever just think about a certain period of your life and end up saying "what the fuck was that?"
One of the rat groups I'm in is now being run by bots, and you can really tell this particular brand of AI slop is optimized for dog and cat groups.