Surely, This Must Be My Masterpiece

| yungfxg™ | cheap origami | fkn sad idk | 2ndguess |

[alltimesatan28]

idk who told you i’m suicidal,, just cause i wanna k word myself?? crazy

[thxtfuckup]

[timeywimeyjedi]

"How's it hanging? I'm David Pumpkins and I'm gonna scare the hell out of you!"

[rockymountaingothic]

achilles’ heelys

[kaijuno]

This video has utterly undone me

[thefaginogion]

[All with thick, scottish accents]

Lad 1: An' you're sure I'm not gonna die? ...ah- no- I can't, I canne get- no, no

Lad 1: *hits bong*

*2 lads off camera squealing and laughing*

Lad 2 (off camera): ohh wee man, wee man! keep breathing in wee man! ...oh, wee man... you'll be feeling this...

Lad 1 (enunciating clearly): ...I'm actually bisexual.

[chris-evans]

[eggsmachina]

This is her

[marioyuri-moved-to-transkaito]

Daffy said fuck blue lives

[ginger-snap-talkin-nonsense]

This show was funny and deserved better

[atern-deactivated20180505]

[alltimesatan28]

why are u arguing about if hillary clinton is a murderer I’m just trying to nut and go to sleep GO AWAY

[valtsv]

can't wait until i have a wife so i can say "i love my wife" and introduce her to people by saying "i'd like you to meet my wife" and get out of boring social engagements by saying "i have to go home to my wife" and talk about her to anyone who will listen to me because she's my wife and i adore her

[fluffymcmuffins]

I need a bf

B - billion

F - fucking dollars

[pinkflamingllama]

Shoutout to, like, 14 year old me who thought he was bi cause he felt 0 attraction to men and 0 attraction to women and 0=0 which is equal attraction THEREFORE I was surely equally attracted to both men and women and, thus, bisexual, thank you for coming to my tedtalk

[angry-acehole-for-positivity]

Fun Fact! Back in the Olden Days, the bisexual community welcomed asexuals for this exact reason!

[biandaceunite]

[alltimesatan28]

I like this because drunk me is willing to tell everyone that I am equally torn between identifying as ace and identifying as bisexual

[blec-boi]

[docrimesbegay]

Being 18-20 in the us is like: you can’t smoke a cigarette 🚬 🙅🏻‍♀️ or pot ❌🚫❗️and DONT even THINK about drinking alcohol❗️❗️⛔️ but PLEASE feel free to work 40 hours a week 😉 and pay taxes 😏 and make life altering decisions about ur education (which u can pay us for urself!!) 😍🥰 and don’t forget to go die in the military for ur imperialist country 😁😃 💞🇺🇸

[archmaniac]

[archive95205-blog]

[shaniae]

Reblog in 10 seconds and $1700 will come your way

[trainhardrunfast]

I have nothing to lose and 1700$ to gain

[disregardthisacc]

I literally just spent $1700….

[lisinfleur]

It would solve my life

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[catchymemes]