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[juliadorable-deactivated2020120]

[grad-school-fool]

This is 100% how anxiety works

[deanobanion]

“Horsemanning, or fake beheading, was a popular way to pose in a photograph in the 1920’s. Sometimes spelled horsemaning, the horsemanning photo fad derives its name from the Headless Horseman, a character from “The Legend of Sleepy Hollow.”

[deanobanion]

(x)

[emilianadarling]

HUMAN BEING ARE AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN SUCH HUGE FUCKING DORKS OKAY.

[xekstrin]

#i love things that prove humans have had weird fads forever

[shegufta]

people forget that memes existed before the internet

[laughoutloud-club]

Don’t expect society to put up with your little brats

[wannawatchuwiggle]

seems reasonable though ?

[hattersadventures-deactivated20]

“Horrified”

[nekomimichii]

??? That’s a perfectly reasonable request tho???

[werewolf-cuddles]

HOW DARE YOU ASK US TO ACTUALLY PARENT!?

[rururinchan]

Okay but…story time because I work at a fucking restaurant. Specifically one that has every single main dish on those hotplates. A kid ran into me one time as I was carrying two empty trays back to the kitchen and sent me into the edge of a brick wall right next to me. Like my side collided into the outwards edge and holy fuck y'all know that hurts. AND I almost dropped the trays on the stupid kid. I had to sit out of work for like half an hour cuz it hurt that much, and bruised badly for a few days mind you, while my manager yelled at the customer family for letting the child run around like that. Luckily the family had shame and apologised and left, but godammit if I had been carrying a tray of hot food fresh from the kitchen I wouldn’t have been the only one hurt for sure and injuries would’ve been much worse.

TL;DR DON’T LET YOUR TINY CHILDREN RUN AROUND IN A RESTAURANT. IT’S NOT A PLAYGROUND. IT’S DANGEROUS FOR BOTH THE STAFF, THE OTHER CUSTOMERS, AND THE ACTUAL CHILDREN.

[submititselftogravity]

Are you a

A) Nintendo Switch

B) Nintendo Dom

C) Nintendo Sub

[gmax-centiskorch]

[tinderfinds]

“I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians”

[whitepeopletwitter]

VET?

[kourtneyzenovia-deactivated2019]

[rybaris]

sometimes you just realize you took some body language cues from anime of all places and die inside

[unamusedsloth]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

the “stairs” one scares me the most

[liberaleffects]

[suicideracoon]

[vzd0h]

I just wanna cover my feelings up with tattoos

[bigspender]

@ the ladies

wouldn’t it be cool if we could like… be ugly… but then…. not be considered subhuman for it

[feminismandhappiness]

I have written in long detail about my issues with “everyone is beautiful” and this text post summarizes it in 18 words

[kimreesesdaughter]

May you NEVER be in a position to not afford your rent!

Sending good vibes to everyone with rent, utilities and more bills than bills! Better days are ahead.

[love-queencoco]

Currently in this position 😔

[hiimsidd]

I just got out of this position

[tombsaint]

who wants to join the geoff ramsey fanclub where we appreciate this man for everything that he’s done. from achievement hunter to creating new ideas for lets play—tl;dr geoff is such a fucking inspiration. geoff is literally the most creative person i’ve ever seen in my life. he’s still coming up with ideas for lets play, literally is coming out with three new shows bc of his ideas, and literally created the idea of achievement hunter with jack. not only is he so fucking creative, geoff is such a fucking genuine person, who’s a goddamn sweetheart and funny as fucking hell. geoff ramsey who calls his co-workers his best friends. geoff ramsey who tells jack how much he loves him (along with pretty much everyone else in AH). geoff ramsey who’s done so much for a lot of us who have struggled through our own dark times and helped us through those dark times with lets plays and etc.. cheers to you, mr. geoff lazer ramsey, for being such a wonderful human being who continues to be an inspiration to the rtah community and thank you for all that you’ve done ♥️

[geofframseyishot-blog]

cheers!

[doofcas]

Me: *picks up “dead” bat in my yard so my dog doesn’t eat it*

“Dead” bat: O_O

Me: O_O

Me upon realizing I am holding a very not dead bat and not dead bat realizing it has been picked up by a large creature at the exact same second: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

[doofcas]

He scream

[mrcleanheichou]

You want rabies? That’s how you get rabies

[doofcas]

1.I picked it up with a towel and gardening gloves and never once touched it with my bare hands.

2.

3.The bat was at the bottom of my porch where I have to take my dog out but I guess I should have just left it there for her to eat right?

4.It was in a position that made it clear that it was most likely hurt from hitting my house and not just sick. It’s warming up in my area and they are just coming out from the winter and it was most likely confused because I live right next to the highway and there’s a lot of noise.

5.You can only get rabies from a bat by being bitten or otherwise getting its saliva in your bloodstream. And it was two inches long and I’m a grown ass adult with a towel and gardening gloves and a thick ass sweater.

Good thing you tagged it as “stupid people” because you obviously don’t know enough about the situation

[mrcleanheichou]

I’m sorry I tagged it that way. That was incredibly childish of me. I’ve just had it pounded into my head that you don’t mess with sick or injured wildlife because of the risk of exposure.

I’m a registered Veterinary technician and I’ve worked with a rabid cat and it was terrifying

[doofcas]

I’m sorry I got so defensive. I’ve seen a lot of bats killed in my area because people are misinformed about the rabies situation. I used to play with them as a kid by throwing sticks in the air and watching them swoop to get them and each year they were noticably fewer until they were just gone.

[goopy-gan]

That was the most adult way I’ve ever seen an argument addressed on the internet.

[tami-taylors-hair]

I was in line at Aldi and this girl with two toddlers in front of me had her card declined and she looked so fucking sad and said “let me call my husband real quick” and it was only 18 dollars, so I just paid for it, and she was very sweet and then as she walked off, the lady behind me said `”You know that was probably a scam, right?” and like, even if it was, like what a sad fucking scam, right? 18 dollars at the Aldi. If you’re “scamming” me for some Tyson chicken and apple juice and cauliflower, then just take my fucking money. 

“A scam” people are fucking wild.  

[dragginage]

This happened to me, too. A woman had used WIC for the majority of her stuff (which I say from personal experience is such a long and embarrassing process) and to buy the remainder of her groceries, which included diapers and wipes, she used a card, and it got declined. I bought the other $30 of her groceries because hey, I’ve been there, and now I’m not. She was extremely emotional and began to cry and even hugged me. My mom called me on the drive home and could tell I had been crying myself, asked what was wrong, and when I told her what happened, she berated me for being “duped.” I couldn’t believe she could be so disappointed in one of her children for doing something- nice? Is that the hill you want to die on? Getting mad about people needing groceries?

[systlin]

I once paid for a woman’s bill at the vet…it wasn’t a big one, but she was trying to pay for some medication for her dog, and her card was declined. And her lip started trembling, and she says “I don’t get paid until Tuesday, would he be ok until then?” 

So I just told them to add the $20 something onto my bill, and I thought she was going to break down crying right there.

And I don’t care if it was a scam or not. Just do nice things for people sometimes.