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[library-mermaid-blog]

A little girl and her mom were looking at me at the coffee shop this morning and I heard her mom say “go on, it’s ok!” and the little girl shuffled up to me and said “ex-cuse me please, do you have to put on your tattoos by yourself every DAY or does your mom help you?” I am d y i n g

[blackbird-brewster]

My niece was in the bathroom when I was in the tub and she asked if my tattoos would wash off. I told her they won’t, I’ll have them my whole life.

She asked, “Even when you die?”

I said, “Yes”

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “When you’re space dust your tattoos will be stars”

[cheekbonejangles]

“WHEN YOU’RE SPACE DUST YOUR TATTOOS WILL BE STARS.“

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✨ @ialienslut bought me a cute pink knife and I’m gonna use it 2 defend myself from scummy men✨

[distvrbed-deactivated20180706]

ur so hot i’m crying stay safe from all the gross men qt pie💖💖

[fashion-girrrl]

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[shitboy96]

I love how straight people will say girlfriend and boyfriend when referring to straight couples but whenever it’s a gay couple they break out “partner” like I’m not a cowboy

[shitboy96]

Why is this post getting notes again. Anyway I changed my mind I am a cowboy

[sadscent]

[forced-inside-y0u]

^

[dosesxmimosas]

*straight couple* Girl: “Do you have a condom?”

*lesbian couple* Girl: “Do you have a hair tie?”

[love-personal]

[queen-haiz]

i love Legally Blonde so much. all of the women are so supportive of each other im??

when Elle was supposed to get engaged, none of the girls were jealous, they were genuinely happy for her n helped her get ready for the big dinner

when her bf broke up with her they were supportive

when Elle says she wants to go to harvard the counselor lady is like but ur major is fashion, do u have any backup plan? n elle is like nope im going to harvard n the lady is like okay then here’s what u gotta do.

her friends didnt get why she wanted to go to law school but supported her anyway, and helped her study

when she got 179 on her exam (more than her goal), they treated her like a queen

and that’s only in the first 18 minutes of the movie

[deviousdiggy]

Legally Blonde is a “girl power” movie with killer inspirational and positive attitude disguised as a stereotypical blonde movie.

[youtuder]

I think you need a break

[donutish]

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THIS IS TOO MUCH WHOLESOME IN A TINY BODY

[sailorfailures]

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life rules

- you are never as awkward as you think you are - you are never as annoying as you think you are - you are never as boring as you think you are - your compliments are never as creepy as you think they are  - you are way more wanted than you give yourself credit for - chin up, dude

[shaxaphone]

cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar  2. honey  3. flour  4. egg  5. 1/2lb butter  6. stir  7. pour into pan  8. preheat to 375°