oh sugar

honey honey

[tanosan96]

“PINES! PINES! PINES!

Fight Falls Pines Family dedicated to the Birthday girl @buryooooo <3 <3 <3

[greelin]

oh fuck maine is REAL? i thought stephen king straight up made it up

[banzaiartwork]

Fanart for my favorite fusion, OBSIDIAN 

[itstimetoddduel-deactivated2017]

[ripe]

fittonia albivenis (nerve plant) will ‘faint’ when they need something – to be watered, to be removed from the sun, when they are too cold – however, they almost always recover quickly once their needs are met.

crazyplantguy on ig

[china-money]

dramatic bitch i want one

[ronweasley]

[pr1nceshawn]

[cheshirecodeless]

…But why do you need an object to go to the bathroom? Does it unlock the magic bathroom door?

[jumpingjacktrash]

a hall pass is a thing you can show to school staff to prove you’re wandering the halls with your teacher’s permission, not skipping class. once upon a time it was a piece of paper, but people kept losing those, so around the time i was in high school, teachers started taping the school-issued cardstock hall pass to things like blocks of wood, plastic flowers, and plush toys, to make them harder to lose.

apparently it wasn’t enough.

[bushy-haired-know-it-all]

Also people would steal them so they could have a get out of jail free card if they got caught skipping class.

It’s a little bit easier to find a stolen giant pencil than it is to find a stolen hall pass

[daemonmatthias]

This is eaxctly why hall passes have gotten so extreme.

[helloitsbees]

this is fucking surreal and only adds more weight to my theory that the american public school system is (barely) held together by a dark and arcane magic

[cherie-creme-deactivated2020012]

Also a fact

[chillxmami]

I like my alone time… it’s actually a necessity.

[coldmackerel-deactivated2023110]

me as a lawyer

[sssilkworms]

L for rollround’s hatsukoi zine >> here

[queertasm]

[8pxl]

summer days

follow my twitter / patreon / shop / buy me a coffee

[catchymemes]

This Twitter account (@MaleOnline1) is posting papped pics of male celebs and writing the kinds of descriptions normally reserved for women. And it’s glorious.

https://twitter.com/MaleOnline1

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

whats the hardest thing you ever had to admit to yourself?

[tearsinthetrap]

sometimes what u want isn’t for u

[lloerwyn-deactivated20201104]

Medieval Things We Should Bring Back

- wearing robes with ridiculous sleeves

- wearing two fancy hats at once

- communal bread ovens

- just more land being communal in general

- making all of our books beautiful

- writing songs for the lute

- putting wild men into our architecture

- gothic buildings

[nudityandnerdery]

- Defenestration of politicians who fail the people

[e-l-a-s-i-n-a]

[tinglingpeter]

If Simu Liu is ugly, I’m Sloth from The Goonies

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

Racism is the only explanation I can think of here.

[dancinbutterfly]

I SAID BITCH WHERE.VINE

[stormesandshowers]

My two moods about this are:

&

[web-wrecker2]

Ok but they have mr cucumber playing Dr. strange

[n-yks]

Bitch that’s a MAN