who needs a college degree when you can be popufur @pupchouli - Tumblr Blog

So last night I dreamed that it was winter and I was at a shopping mall and I looked outside and saw this guy walking his borzoi, who was wearing this giant snow suit. But then the guy heard me laughing through the window and got REALLY mad at me.

Anyway, the dog looked like this.

juejack

Korby 😍😍😍😍😍😍

!!!!!

newdoges

guccimeme

unclefather

Someone please help me. My poop is stuck.

alex--lies

That’s why plungers are in the bathroom.

unclefather

IMAGINE walking into a bathroom and someone is plunging their ass

zonerbonerz

oh so Nipple Bot is sophisticated enough to detect the vague horny aura of this picture from 2011 and yet sexysusan42069 is still in my suggested feed with her pussy poppin on a minion plushie

thedogist

Rufus, Wirehaired Dachshund (3 m/o),1st & 2nd Ave., New York, NY • “He’s on his way to puppy school.”

just-shower-thoughts

Getting divorced and re-married is like starting a game over so you can go with the mage instead of the warrior.

powerfulwizard

MY WIFE LEAVING ME IS LIKE BIDEO GAME

surfrock

stupidpetface

toastoat

me falling completely head over heels for yet another over the top confident jokester-flirt-rogue character when i KNOW their confidence, humor, and blasé attitude is a blatant facade and coping mechanism for deep-seated trauma:

meatswitch-deactivated20231107

She’s not gonna put your balls in her hand and pretend she’s a merchant weighing a bag of coins bro.

#ok but ive done this

unclefather

hobiflu-remade

me at age 13: ugh pet names are so lame lmfao I never wanna be called “baby” gross lol just call me my name thanks

me now: oh my ANGEL!!! my sweetheart my love! 💘😔💕💖😤💓 my honey, my baby! the love of my life!!!! 💝💗😖💞 my dearest!! my beloved, my heart, my cutie pie!!!!! 🤧💘💓