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annoying as fuck

twinprime

we have to bring back art deco like right now

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we need more of this.

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fablesdelightme-deactivated2024

Oh, right.

The vanilla extract.

The vanilla extract for Kuzco.

The vanilla extract chosen especially to kill Kuzco.

Kuzco’s vanilla extract.

That vanilla extract?

Voting ended onFeb 6, 2023

dank-doggos

officialfist

chillyfeetsteak

i mean i can tell you why. it’s because marvel abuses their VFX artists. they give them footage that’s almost impossible to make look good, they make enormous story and design changes right before release dates, they have their artists work overtime for months because they are not in a union and they blacklist workers who try to unionize. you can read more about it here.

poopoopeepeetour

i had to go in a gas station in the middle of nowhere to pee and this is their monster energy display

poopoopeepeetour

now realizing my username makes it seem like this is like . what i do as a hobby. use the bathroom in random gas stations all over the place

chaumas-deactivated20240115

now see I like goats. goats use their brains to invent new crimes and formulate evil plots, which means they are often preoccupied with their own inner worlds and the logistical problems of how to maximize the impacts of their mischief. unlike rams. which have no interest in criminal activities more complicated than giving and receiving as many concussions as possible.

creekfiend

An extremely funny and 100% real thing about this difference is

When a goat buck and a ram get into a fight

The buck rears up on his hind legs, as bucks do, to be able to come down on his opponent with a sweep of his horns

And the ram um. Puts his head down and RAMS his opponent. At head level

So like um when a buck is reared up that puts his dick at head height.

Um so

A lot of bucks get their dicks rammed really hard by rams in fights its like it's. A thing. Super common

And this happened to one of my goat bucks once and he screamed and ran to a bush and cowered and cried and had a nosebleed. And I thought he was hurt but. He was not I sat with him for an hour or two to calm him down and o inspected him and he was. Fine like he was totally normal the next day. He was just like damn bro you punched my dick with your skull that SUCKED

creekfiend

Like goats are doing you know posturing and like, going for psychological warfare or whatever and rearing up to look big and be like YO MAN YOU WANNA GO???

And rams are already like oh yeah no we are doing this and they just don't even consider like they locked on 30 seconds ago they're doing it

ruusverd

OK I don't know if goat kids do this too cause I've never raised any, but lambs from the day they're born have to punch their mama's udder in order to get milk out, that's how lactation works in ewes, so the instinct is very firmly ingrained in their little baby lamb heads to "punch the dangly thing on adult's belly in order to dispense food." By the time they're big enough to wean, they will sometimes punch hard enough to lift their mama's back legs off the ground in their enthusiasm for food.

I'm sure you see where I'm going with this. One year I had to pull a few of the ram lambs two weeks early for reasons (nobody @ me they were fine) and because they were smaller than usual and there were only a few of them I didn't want to dump them straight into the pen with all the big guys to get beat up. Instead I put them in a smaller pasture and tossed the Boss Ram in with them as a babysitter because he's always been relatively gentle with lambs and letting The Boss get used to new guys alone usually helps with dominance fighting later.

So here is this big, dominant ram, undisputed king of his domain, locked in a pen with four of his newly weaned mini-mes who have never shared a pen with an adult male before. He's got the biggest horns and the hardest head on the farm, he's ready for anything.

Except. The lambs have no interest in bashing skulls. The lambs are hungry. The lambs see an adult with dangly bits in approximately the same place as their mama's dangly bits. Their entire three months of lived experience tells them punching those dangly bits results in food.

That ram, who had never before run from a fight, spent a very uncomfortable and confusing time being chased around the pen by four miniature copies of himself, all of them crying at the top of their lungs and very determined to punch him in the nuts.

jackdaw-kraai

Fucking SOBBING

aus-yeezus

omgislena-blog

pharah-airways

@clown-of-madness had an important tag

pdlcomics

not mad

theoutcastrogue

Paladin: What did you do!?

Rogue: Nothing that can be conclusively proven in a court of law.

samwisethewitch

I literally do not care what the Bible says about any political issue. I am not Christian. Christian scripture should have zero effect on my life or my personal freedoms.

samwisethewitch

The fact that I did not mention abortion anywhere in this post, yet the replies and reblogs are filled with Christians trying to “well actually” me and/or resorting to anti-choice insults is… telling, to say the least.

samwisethewitch

So you agree? Current US laws banning abortion are based on the religious convictions of a select few?

shofarsogood

Okay, I've seen a lot of people claiming that Biden is somehow responsible for the baby formula shortage. You're looking at the wrong president.

I've attached a picture of the man responsible below.

It's a fun picture of Trump with some other suits surrounded by piles of paper cutting a ribbon with a gold pair of scissors. This was to represent cutting regulations. This was the point where everyone who's ever worked in a lab started screaming.

See, those regulations weren't there because OSHA agents were bored and wanted to slap fines on people. They're there because people got hurt.

These were laws that said don't put workers around radioactive materials without hazmat suits--caused by the Radium Girls ingesting radium daily and daily. Don't leave meat out for hours on end and don't just pick maggots off--Upton Sinclair's The Jungle is about the meat packing industry and how unsanitary it was. Workers have to wear helmets where falling is a risky--helmets reduced death and paralysis. Use vents and fume hoods to move gases away from workers--look at all the people with different cancer from breathing in Lord knows what. Provide a fire escape and don't lock workers in--146 people died in the Triangle Shirtwaist Fire. Don't dump waste into the waterway--the Cuyahoga River literally caught fire. Don't produce medical equipment in unsterilized factories with unsterilized equipment--the Dalkon Shield caused millions of infections because it was made in a repurposed Chapstick factory with no sterilization (among other things).

These laws are written in blood.

Every single regulation that is part of the EPA, OSHA, the FDA, and the DOJ is there because people were grievously injuried or died. They're not there for fun. You might say that this is all common sense stuff but right now Amazon is tallying work place injuries faster than a textile factory at the start of the industrial revolution. Tesla refused to paint orange lines around machines, delineating where it was safe to stand. History tells us that capitalists will put profits first, worker safety be damned.

Now I haven't read the very, very long list of all the regulations that Mr. Trump decided was worth getting rid of. I don't think he read that list. But I'm guessing that there was a law about sterilizing equipment for food, maintenance for equipment, and/or consistent inspections that suddenly Abbott Laboratories no longer had to follow. And just like so many other big companies, they decided to put the profit over babies' lives.

Capitalism is the monster here, and this wouldn't have happened if one company didn't have a monopoly on making baby formula. But regulations were a muzzle on that monster and they kept rampant capitalism somewhat in check. With that gone, this is what happens. It's only a matter of time before we lose another important commodity because regulations were erased.

thissometimepoet

I remember the day this picture came out, and having worked in the food industry my whole life I knew it was going to lead to disaster...

acquaintedwithrask

If you think that there’s been a disproportionate number of salmonella recalls in food recently (lettuce and now peanut butter), you’re completely right and this is why.

thehauntedrocket

Monster Stand-Up Comedy by Lee Gatlin

synthient

absolutely fascinated by this raw pixels on an emulator vs how the game was actually supposed to look on old tvs twitter

ask-maxie-boy

People say that old games dont look as good as they remember

Its because they legitimately dont.

crtter

The “fuzz” from CRT monitors was something that was definitely accounted for and taken advantage of back in the day when it came to video games! While this effect is noticeable in 3D games, it’s MUCH more visible when it comes to 2D sprites:

Just look how much more depth these simple sprites of Princess Peach and Bowser from Super Mario RPG seem to have when seen through the “dots” of a CRT TV screen!