yo ho it's alex

alex | 30s | pirate | mom massive procrastinator

[deviltufts-deactivated20200301]

Not all heroes wear capes??? Yeah, that’s because some of us listened to Edna Mode, you Buffoon™.

[sleepnoises]

What is everyone being for Halloween, if applicable. And if you know a baby what is that baby being

[sleepnoises]

this is maybe not the post for this person

it's definitely the post for this person though

[bwaah]

young man. what is that you have found.

I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.

I said young man. you should put that thing down.

I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!

[sandmandaddy69]

[fitzdyke]

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

[fitzdyke]

[uncle-beanbag]

Et tube Brute?

[collectivefandomstuff]

Ok now THIS is the stuff I wanted when I followed the Julius Caesar tag and I don’t even get it from there?? Am upset by this betrayal of the tumblr system

[mushroomstairs]

beware the ides of march

twitter

[incognitopolls]

Why do you wear glasses and not contacts?

The idea of touching my eyes freaks me out

General convenience of being able to put on/take off glasses whenever I want

I prefer how I look with glasses

I don't like how contacts feel

My eyes react badly to contacts

My vision can't be corrected with contacts

Another reason

Multiple reasons

I wear contacts

I don't wear any corrective lenses

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[raining-stars-somewhere-else-de]

love writing. writing is awesome. it’s a shame that it involves writing though

[eepybubble]

only thing that stands between me and going to bed is the entire internet that fits in the palm of my hand

[mtfoss]

"kill them with kindness" wrong, chain lightning.

[anapplepie]

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

[sufficientlylargen]

A) It's irritating when systems turn lovely ascii art into crude little pictograms, and

😎 It's even more frustrating when you weren't actually trying to make an emoji.

[momcode-blog1]

When you’re trying to sleep but baby decides it’s a good time to have a dance party.

[almonstcr]

an hour and fifteen mins past my appt time and a nurse pops in to ask if i’ve seen the doc yet… yeah, i’m just hogging the room with the ultrasound machine for fun and bc i don’t want to go back to work. like.

[mapsontheweb]

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

[dessa-banks]

[supreme-leader-stoat]

@blinded-by-love

[medicinemane]

I think we should do this but leave Colorado alone so there’s just an extremely jarring rectangle in one part of this

[supreme-leader-stoat]

I like how you think.

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

enough. to the Box with you

[catchymemes]

[yukipri]

Haven't been feeling great about my posture. Does anyone have any advice. Here's a super rough sketch of how I often work

[zwoelffarben]

Spend less on candles

[almonstcr]

my power is out so i’m sitting in my car in my driveway, wasting gas, bc i haven’t had the time to scroll tumblr long enough to satisfy my little goblin brain before bed, yet, and this is the only way to charge my phone for now.