one sad bear

･ﾟ･ﾟʕﾟ;ᴥ;ʔ･ﾟ･｡ im dying squirtle Meredith. 28.

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

how to escape the terrible fatigue guide

[phenomignitionsanduncertainties]

escape the terrible fatigue walkthrough no commentary

[deactivated-blog]

TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.

[bodyfeeling]

where did op go?

[kineticpenguin]

[taylornprice]

shroooooms

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

(image credit: spaceyalien, trollrider1111, darkhumanbiscuitlawyer, spocktopodes, gilithan, alwaysrebloggingcreatures, lesbian-moon-gf, azaluna, ye3honk, crutchie-morris, eclecticelectriceccentric, cyber-cuck)

[pangur-and-grim]

good news, everyone! I found a second photo of the incident

[renuzui]

그짤 ( hunyangzi )

[paninidanini]

Kyojuro if he would have survived

[irl-loading-screens]

[ratbastard69420]

whore pov:

[glutko]

Dear god... TWO OF THEM

[cleverbunnycompany]

Sinosauropteryx can have a little salami…

Made a dinosaur version of this meme and now I want to recreate more memes with prehistoric animals…

[drtrinitysantos]

it's simple really: october is for horror movies with highly stylized villains and iconic monsters because they make for good costumes. early november is for gothic horror because of the fog and decay etc. late november is for zombies (commentary on consumerist culture). december is for psychological horror and stuff where they're trapped in a room because that's when you have to go to holiday parties with your family.

[drtrinitysantos]

january is for possession and body horror (the loss of control and transformation of a new year beginning plus toxic diet culture). february is valentine's day so you can do whatever as long as you're horny about it.

[drtrinitysantos]

march is for religious/cult-themed horror because of lent and easter. obviously april is giallo because the blood splatter represents spring rainfall. needs no explanation

[drtrinitysantos]

may is for cannibalism and horror comedy (taurus season)

[drtrinitysantos]

all of summer is for urban legends and anything that features children with minimal adult supervision so kids can watch them and be scarred for life. september is slashers because it's back to school season and that shit always seems to happen to teenagers and college students

[oonajaeadira]

This is like a Wheel of the Year for horror fans and I'm in.

[drtrinitysantos]

HELL YEAH

[cheddar-baby]

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

[gourdvt]

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

[cheddar-baby]

[westiec]

see the THING IS I don't feel like I ever worked hard enough to have "earned" the burnout, which is. probably how we got here.

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[lackeyhenchman]

I don't know. I just don't know

[maniculum]

It took me a solid thirty seconds to realize that Phragmites was probably the genus name of the plants in the picture and not, like, an ancient Greek warrior waiting in the marshes to attack.

[anodymalion]

[o-lei-o-lai-o-lord]

The opposite of “manic pixie dream girl” is “depressed goblin nightmare man,” and, judging by this site, it’s just as attractive to some.

[yokelfelonking]

People have known this for decades

[nitw]

in the woods freakin it in a sensitive style

[blorbopolis]

im cooking