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DONT SHAVE PUSS!!!! I REPEAT DONT SHAVE PUSS!!!! COOCHIE HAUNTED

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pawn to pass go collect $500, your move

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if im going to drive drunk itll be in the shittiest little car i can get so when i crash im immediately crushed to death with no property damage or harm to others

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does anyone else get almost irrationally upset when they think about adam like its DEVASTATING, A DAY RUINER, i think about him 24/7 i need to scream before i blow up like a pressure cooker

ARE YOU KIDDING ME????? he was only 20, he was in the cage for 8 SEASONS OVER 1000 YEARS HE DIDNT DESERVE THAT i would go on but my thoughts are more akin to spaghetti than words

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the names mark

mark garita

[girls4losers]

i gotta remember this

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

woke up to a miasma of fog and gloom, pervasive drizzling, and indolent rolls of thunder in the distance

[say-cyke-rn]

we are in 2020 

[the-floral-skeleton]

The way the quality just abruptly downgrades with an unreadable yet absurd expression on their face really sells this

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someone make a hilson edit to metaphors by the crane wives NOW

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house when he goes home to his gregory house

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i would like doomed straight ships too but theyre only killing the queer characters for some strange reason🥺

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me and my bladder are in a constant power struggle

[rainbowgazes-archive]

I love how the search function on this site is absolute garbage. I can look up a post word for word and I will NEVER find it

[simons-quest-deactivated2019091]

[strangerdarkerbetter]

Pro tip:

Wanna find a post?

Write out what you remember into a Google search.

After you write that out, end with site:tumblr.com

Google will search for your text on just tumblr

In my experience, it’s way more effective than searching through Tumblr

(you can use site:SITENAME.com to search any site btws)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

This usually works but for some reason a lot of posts get indexed on google from a person’s URL based on the posts that were recently reblogged on page 1, meaning that this is only a tiny bit more reliable.

[archivehead]

I HAVE a solution to this, you have to write down site:tumblr.com/post “ “

and then write a direct quote (could be a fraction of a sentence) into the quotations, I’ve been doing this for years, and it’s so useful, it works like 99% of the time 

(the more popular a post is the more likely you’ll find it)

[rainbowgazes-archive]

you’re a genius holy shit

[krisdoesart]

Just used this to find a post I’ve been desperately searching for, thank you so much

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how many jesuss were harmed in the making of this communion wine

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is the blood and body of christ cruelty free

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how many jesuss were harmed in the making of this communion wine

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im going to vitamin deficiency land