Trench Foot

He/Him Aspiring Village Idiot

[almostdandy]

[boatgrave-deactivated20250901]

[mysteryteacup]

*Scrolls past*

*reluctant sigh*

*scrolls back up*

*rebogs*

[almostdandy]

rebog

[almostdandy]

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[literallymechanical]

FISH DELOUSING LASER????

[almostdandy]

The Sun?

[biancahoneybee]

i have to read an entire book of 280 pages for tomorrow because I’m stupid and I haven’t started to read yet 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

[almostdandy]

God I love Missouri this is such a dog shit amendment

[queer-as-city-folk]

Unrelated but would anyone like to see a cool train?

[almostdandy]

Sure ig

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[kohlscashuser-deactivated202507]

hate when people add some shit to posts like "this sends me" like yeah no shit that's why you're reblogging it motherfucker put your drivel in the tags before i go nuclear chaos magic on your stinky ass

I CAST RAINBOW SHOCK FUCK

[almostdandy]

This sends m- 🌈⚡️💀

[b0tster]

when i tell u one of the reasons the nightmare kart achievement update took so long was due to this

[almostdandy]

So Trueb

[st-pam]

[johncraft2003]

[pleasant-plant-x]

[almostdandy]

Finally truly personalized ads

[hometoursandotherstuff]

Ew, sticky.

[almostdandy]

Oppression Society is pushing us down

[ballofstress9]

[oneheadtoanother]

[theweirdwideweb]