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posts occasionally. he/it/they Non-minor, occasionally excplicit art (18+ PLEASE on any post labeled nsft) current hyperfixations: homestuck, warrior cats, cotl, sony's goat, and transformers. I post like 90% Dualscar content guys PLEASE. DNI IF: LGBTQ-PHOBIC, TRANSMED OR TERF PLEASE GOD ASK ME THINGS

[jackals-ships]

jackals comms <3

new blog new commission post time <3 im currently only doing;

busts; $20

half body; $30

+ half again for a second character

i tend towards human/humanoid characters but also can do furries/monsters/etc (mechs as well but note it will take longer as im not as practiced)

will do's + more information and examples under the cut

i do payment via pay/pal after preliminary sketches where you can let me know if you'd like any changes/generally aren't vibing with the direction it's going

my bg's tend to be simple gradients unless you'd like something more complex just lmk! <3

character references are nice but not required, picrew/written descriptions work just as well so i can be accurate as possible!

i can take up to 2-3 weeks to complete a piece but if life stuff happens ill ofc let you know and refund if it takes too much longer than that

[almostourgalaxy]

Popping to announce that my OWN commissions are open, and linked to the same PayPal account as my darling here (you'd need to contact them for the payment details, as the account is in their name anyway.)

Prices range as follows:

10 usd for a headshot

15 usd for a bust (counted as either shoulders up or mid chest up, dependant on client preferance)

Half body/waist up 20 usd

30 usd for a singular full body.

35 usd for a full reference sheet, extra variant sheets are another ten dollars regardless of number.

Anything done my lineless/mspa/hs2 emulation style (example shown below cut) is a set 15 dollars, unless it includes an extra character.

For busts/half bodies extra characters are 5 dollars extra per addition character, ten extra for full bodies.

Complex backgrounds, as in full scenery, are 5 to ten dollars extra depending on level of complexity.

Specific wills and wonts under cut, alongside examples.

Will do: humanoids, ferals, anthros, and simplified animatronic character designs. Nsfw art, kink art, gore, and agere/petre all fine.

Won't do: complex mecha characters, explicit pedophilic content, scat, or irl humans.... that's it really as long as I'm not drawwving bayverse Megatron I'm good.

Examples:

[almostourgalaxy]

Any new lore & or plot developments jn your tf au's?

I'm most interested in the star op au but I also would like to know about the other au's :3

Unfortunately not really i been ✨️distracted✨️

[almostourgalaxy]

Omg drugs as programs? I can't belive I've never thought of something like that— what if these programed drugs are like— virus based, so that's how it can be downloaded and effect a cybertronian, though I suppose those robot people have a form of imuneprogram to candle those after a while

Maybe repeated exposure makes the imuneprogram too good at finding and removing the virus/drug program and thus the effect dosent occour? Immunity 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Exactly the thought! Illium Skywarp in particular is using virus programs to cope with how absolutely Fucked Off her family is, but shes slowly becoming immune to the effects, and is constantly risking breaking herself to get her next high by going for worse and worse programs.

Scramble just wishes their sister would Do Space Crack like a normal bot/j

[almostourgalaxy]

Do transformers have smoking and other sorts of drugs other than like highgrade (legal / safe drugs) and are there illegal drugs?

(For all transformer fancontinuitys & au's)

Would the tfo based au's even have drugs??? Since the quintasons are basicly taking all of the energon? Do they even have the reasorces to make drugs???? 🤔🤔🤔

If you think theres EVER a timeline where starscream doesn't smoke to steady his nerves you are SORELY mistaken.

Tho honestly I haven't put too much effort into specific substances bc I think its way more fun for them to just run programs through their software that causes effects. Harder to detect easier to distribute.

Scramble might be doing the cybertronian equivalent of Crack Cocaine.

That's a good question actually. Hmm. Imma say "not yet but only bc of a lack of resources"

[chaos-dumpster-fire]

I think Emps designed each Primarch not just to have their own aura and function but to play off of others (these are just examples in an incomplete list INCOMPLETE I SAY TO YOU-) like Konrad (the judge) and Sanguinius (the angel) playing off of one another as voices of 'mercy', Horus (Emperor's warmaster) and Lorgar (Emperor's face/voice/herald) as a dual war and peace arm of the Emperor, Fulgrim (artist of ethereal) and Perturabo (artist of the functional/brute destroyer), or little trios like Roboute (Emps' ambition, governance body), Mortarion (scientist, Erda), Magnus (main psyker, Malcador) (yes they're both psykers but Morty like Erda would be intended to be more science-minded while Magnus would be focused on the Warp and the two were meant to counter each other and be moved by Roboute who thinks about how these things are relevant to the greater Imperium), and if he did that he 100% designed Angron and Itzel to be the more relaxed openly empathetic/sympathetic ones (also maybe a little bit of paring up a psyker and non-psyker in many cases to be parallel buddies but shhh).

In the original pre-Scattering plan there's Primarchs that were mostly meant for war effort only and would be disposed of shortly after (eg Horus, Ferrus, Vulkan), Primarchs that would be disposed off after the straggler planets and more isolated folks were found and brought into the fold (eg Angron, Itzel, Corvus), and Primarch that would be needed to help transition society to be fully 'democratic' and then executed after (eg Roboute, Magnus (as a living battery), Konrad).

The auras were meant to be a sort of baseline to help establish these roles and then be reinforced by training and upbringing. Konrad would have been inspiring a severity but not fear so much as the 'objective' arm of justice, Lorgar would be inspiring warmth and (at least in Emps' idiot head) non-religious devotion, Sanguinius inspiring warm awe etc, and affecting how they interact with baselines.

With the Scattering, these intended roles got criss-crossed with the circumstances of whatever the planets had going on, some more successfully (Magnus, Roboute, Lion) than others (Angron, Konrad, Lorgar). Primarchs who had interactions as part of the lower or oppressed class tended to inspire a certain level of more intense loyalty and devotion that wasn't built on just awe, and imo would reduce a bit of the 'holy shit Primarch in the room 'effect with time (see: Angron's City Eaters, Morty joking with his Death Guard towards the end of the rebellion), while those who were more isolated for one reason or another tend to only have the aura and backing power to go and have fewer sincere connections (see: Many people on Olympia hating Perturabo, Nostramo fearing Konrad but deliberately sending him their worst candidates). Angron and Itzel were meant to be more easily approachable from early on and easier to develop those social bonds with.

In Angron's case, that got screwed up badly by the Nails eating his entire aura, but in Itzel's case, it's lead to most of the planet he's on being exposed (small-ass population) and losing most of their inherent 'awe' for any given Primarch. They'll fear the ones with actively threatening auras (Konrad, Angron, Perturabo if he's glaring) but have no qualms about just approaching a guy who isn't friendly-looking (Mortarion, Ferrus, Konrad if he's lucid/Angron if he's not actively pissed off) adn engaging with the same level of respect they'd give to their own leaders, not to the guys meant to be demigods. This is even worse for Astartes because Itzel's planet-born Astartes returned a lot and make a point of wearing the effect off so they can still have their home, and now any given oceanwalker baseline only fears an Astartes if actively in danger of being hurt/killed by one (and while an Astartes can kill any mortal, oceanwalkers have a high homebase advantage on account of knowing which currents are safe to dive into and which will actually kill yes even an Astartes).

Anyways Emps watches his two meant-to-be-casual-and-approachable kids turn out to be a guy being destroyed by technology in his skull and a guy who dives into the toxic currents that baselines can't go to so they can test its effects on human flesh and wonders for the first time if maybe this was a bad idea.

[adorableanimus]

ratgirl who says nice to squeak you before beating herself up for being lame as hell, then realising she's a ratgirl and clears her throat to say she'd cheesed to meet you

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[almostourgalaxy]

HAND BURNT

[jackals-ships]

fellas if i go blind we all have to agree it happened in a cooler way bc i just got axe in my eyed balls,

[almostourgalaxy]

YA BALLS-

[gahoole-designs]

"The pit guardians go out of their way to be nice to us," Soren had said. "But it's still kind of scary, isn't it?"

"Very!" Gylfie had replied. "It was after I called him Unk that he gave me the bits of snake." She had then sighed. "I remember so well, as if it was yesterday, my First Snake ceremony. Dad had saved the rattles for me and my sisters to play with. And you know what, Soren? It was as if Unk had read my mind because I was thinking about my ceremony and just then he says, I might even have some rattles for you to play with.' And then I thanked him. I over-thanked him. It was disgusting, Soren.'

And Soren knew just what the little Elf Owl meant.

Another fake screenshot using my designs, this time featuring Finny aka Auntie.

[almostourgalaxy]

Heyyyy for all yall over here that like my Warhammer stuff:

I got a SIDEBLOG FOR IT NOW!!!

@rots-the-greyhound

[almostourgalaxy]

also also Silly Little Ask; what dumb prank is meds the most likely to actually Get Got by / whats one he's pulling Just To Be A Shit

Medraut unfortunately is super super bad at clocking when he's being played for a fool. He WILL fall for updog and similar jokes.

He however gets a kick outta jumpscaring his brothers

[almostourgalaxy]

also goes :3< i can't recall if youve mentioned before like All of the primarchs various perceptions/Opinions on meds an his whole Everything Also

OKAY SO:

Mortarion and Medraut are as close as they get. Married pretty much. Kindred spirits, but not kindred enough to be unable to stop what's gonna happen to them later. Both aggressive to psykers, both deeply traumatized, both VERY opinionated about justice. Mortarion just wishes Medraut didn't look at the emperor like that.

Russ is still his best friend. His platonic life partner. Medraut has seen the breaks in the mask. The man behind the wolf. Russ has seen the otherside of Medraut, and he knows there's nothing behind the hound. Enjoys it, that kindred violence and hate for psykers, that love of traditions. That blind faith in their father.

Robute, funny enough, is someone Medraut adores. He finds the statesman thing fun, even if Guilliman is boring as hell off the field. But there's a genuine recognition of the animal there- the rage Robute, in Medraut's opinion, needs to give in to. Robute is fond of Medraut's ability to listen to plans- but he worries for how... borderline religious Medraut's view of their father is.

Medraut hates Lorgar. So much. Hates his inability to understand their father's views for what they are. Hates how no one else despises him. Lorgar, for his part, sees himself in Medraut. It has not occurred to him that Medraut wishes he'd Just Fucking Die. He might have a crush.

Medraut WOULD hate Magnus. Feels like he should. But father loves him- and he's so- Medraut wishes he could do that. Wishes he wasn't so afraid of the warp, wishes he could hear inside their father's head. Magnus is the subject of his envy. Magnus finds him amusing- if only because he keeps accidentally confirming Magnus' theories.

Khan and Medraut would be friends if Mortarion and Khan could just fucking chill. But they cant and thus Medraut does not care.

Horus is gonna get bitten one of these days. Either through roughhousing- which Horus wishes this feral THING would quit initiating- or through Medraut's poorly hidden jealousy. They DO get along though. Medraut respects him, and understands why hes so favored... doesn't mean he likes it. Horus sees Medraut like he sees Russ. A savage who happens to be a decent ally.

Fulgrim and Medraut get along and its great. Medraut's people are artisans as much as they are workers and soldiers and they vibe SO hard

This also makes getting on with Ferrus easier.

Vulkan is not necessarily Medraut's friend- but there's a shared Wish To Keep Folks Safe And Make Cool Shit.

Medraut and Lion keep staring at each other from across the room and recognizing the shared God Being A Person Is So Hard. Why Is It So Hard. Feral Men Pretending To Be Nobles.

Medraut hates Sanguinius almost more than he hates Lorgar. He hates him so much because Sangunius is Better Than Him Hes Better Than Him Hes Better Than Him. Sangunius is unsettled by this angry snarling fucker that suddenly gets all smiley when father or their brothers are in the room.

Konrad avoids Medraut. There's something about touching someone and suddenly not being able to perceive their face that ruins a friendship, I fear.

Corvus and Medraut are a dynamic i gotta flesh out more but I feel like they'd be the fuckin. "Seven Thousand Fucking Pidgeons: Eat This Man" meme. Meds is gonna Posthumously give Corvus his Demon Tracking Ability to go find Lorgar.

Medraut forgets the twins exist if one of them is not in front of him. Genuinely. He forgets their legion has a primarch. ...he might be stupid. They find this funny.

Perturabo is now Peter Turbo to Medraut. This is not a case of "i forgor your name" its a case of "i don't fucking respect you at all." Perty doesn't get WHY besides maybe Jealousy or like... mayyyybe because Medraut doesn't like Perturabo because of his attitude.

Angron is someone Medraut avoids, when he can. But GOD the rare times they're around each other Medraut is just. Vibrating with the urge to start shit.

Dorn and Medraut are Fortifying Things. Medraut grew up in a castle- the art of both laying seige and defending against a seige is ingrained in him.

Ruber(primarch 2) is... Medraut trusts him. He's not trying to be close to their father- hes not super aggressive towards their father. Hes just There and hes so nice and he validates so much of Medraut's ideals!!! They're friends!

(Edit i have a Warhammer blog now! @rots-the-greyhound )

[almostourgalaxy]

goes 🎤🎤 in a similar vein what was the twinses childhood an their own memories like considering their whole. Gestures At All Of Them-

The twins were found covered in their lusus' blood on the beach, Orcamom the victim of one of Sarsha's rare solo hunts.

They remember meaning little before the church.

Think... sugarpaws from Jumalanpelko. Their world, the things the deem fit to remember, starts with the church.

With Badili.

[almostourgalaxy]

goes 🎤 how do we think sati remembers her childhood an like. how Accurate it is (<- guy whos been thinkin abt Skewed Perceptions And Memories <3)

Saturn's memories are foggy, twisted in the way you'd expect from someone like her.

Like someone looking through a foggy glass at half there footage.

Saturn's easier to recall memories are the ceremonies, palehunt and pantra.

The memories of pain and fear and blood and shame all come when she's alone- and even then. They dont feel. Correct.

Like there's things she still can't quite bring up.

[jackals-ships]

we're now getting a few things for house repairs and briefly looking at the chains like Type Of Shit Raf Buys To Restrain Saturn, Only To Learn That Still Doesn't Work,

[almostourgalaxy]

actually im also curious about the opinions question wrt some of the cast of GunDog, like whomever u think is most Interesting / controversial hfj

HOOO BOOOYYYY sooo:

Like. All of the Highbloods and a LOT of the lowbloods are classist/bootlickers. MANY of them are pro military and pro cop.