“Marriage” by Mark (面瘫奶奶) Translated by me with permission.
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“Marriage” by Mark (面瘫奶奶) Translated by me with permission.
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Been feeling worthless and stupid lately, and I didn’t know who to talk to because I didn’t want to bother anyone (all those “you can always talk to me!” speeches mean nothing when you’re having those moments), so I decided to come here instead and vent. Just. Type it all out.
Instead, I saw fan arts. I saw head canons. I saw screencaps and quotes.
And I still feel like I’m worthless and stupid and I don’t really amount to anything—but I feel marginally better.
Thanks for an amazing community.
anyone?
so I arrived to that period when forsomeunknownreason I’d like to read some historic au romanogers fic (I mean not ww2 age but I think maybe like medieval or romantic era or such) Pls do share if there is any you’d recommend!!:3 :o) or if you are a writer and take prompts pls do write some:D
Whelp, looks like it’s time to unearth my Regency pirates!Romanogers.
OMG JELSA SHIPPERS UNITE
Jelsa fans. Let's make this happen, shall we?
"Well, I did fall in love with Katara. And I’ll probably always love her. But in the way you always hold a special place in your heart for your first love."
Please stop.
I'm serious. Please stop it with all this...
I literally cried. Days, months, years after I thought I was finally free of Zutara, and this pops up.
I just... I can't, okay. A girl can only take so much stabs to the feels before her heart explodes to a billion, trillion pieces, never to be whole again. Enough, please. Zutara, please. Please let me be free of your beautifully painful clutches. Please.
That’s it. that’s pretty much it haha
It's like fate and the gods themselves compelled me to reblog this.
Bless this post.
G-Dragon to Release Japanese Version of “Black” Featuring 2NE1′s Park Bom on November 27th!
Big Bang‘s leader, G-Dragon, is said to release his first Japanese solo album on November 27th and one of his songs will feature 2NE1‘s main vocalist, Park Bom.
It will consists of songs from his ‘Coup D’etat‘ as well as songs from his ‘Heartbreaker‘ and ‘One Of A Kind‘. The Japanese release will include Japanese versions. One of it was ‘Black‘ and will feature Park Bom.
Originally, the song ‘Black’ featured one of the upcoming member of YG Entertainment‘s new girl group, Jennie Kim (in Korean), as well as American singer and songwriter, Sky Ferreira (in English).
Meanwhile, G-Dragon’s songs like ‘Who You,’ ‘Crooked,’ and other songs will also have Japanese versions. In addition to this, it will be released in 4 formats. [(1) 2CD+DVD+Photobook+Goods, (2) 2CD+DVD, (3) 2CD, (4) Playbutton]
G-Dragon will also release a DVD for his Japanese solo tour, ’2013 World Tour One Of A Kind in Japan Dome Special’ on November 20th.
Please look forward for Park Bom as well as for G-Dragon! You can check out Jennie and Sky’s version below.
Source(s): Big Bang’s official Japanese site, bigbangupdates.com Article by: [email protected]
Oh god, G-Bom! Finally! After, what, seven. Freaking. Years!? <3 My ultimate OTP in K-pop! *Drools*
One Great Step - INFINITE in Manila, Nov. 3, 2013
Normally, I start memorable blog posts such as this with squeals of pure, unadulterated (maybe only slightly) fangirl delight that is really nothing more than just a bunch of letters that don't make any sense but... this one's an exception.
Let me just say: patron. Standing. Is. Terrible.
I've only been to two concerts my entire life (at least, as far as I remember), and both of them, I watched standing. The first concert was free standing so I had no choice there. In retrospect, I really should have learned from the ghastly experience of having to stand on tiptoes and being human sardines all throughout the concert, but that's my hardheadedness and lack of hindsight (and foresight) for you.
I thought that since the price of lower box and patron standing were really just the same, I might as well go for a spot closer to them, but that was a terrible miscalculation on my part. See, I'm a vertically challenged, socially awkward, unpleasantly impatient brat, and there is really nothing more I hate than being smack in the middle of a crowd. Patron standing was the height of that pet peeve and more, and I really believe that the reason why 70% of the concert breezed past my head was actually because I didn't enjoy it so much as I thought I would.
The concert hasn't even started, and I already wanted to go home. My nape hurt, my feet got stomped on, and I even lost my pony tail (important note to female concert-goers with long hair who are in the mosh pit: for the love of God, please just tie your locks!). Not to mention, the fact that the air from my lungs was practically being wheezed out each passing second really pushed me over the edge.
The only good thing about being on patron standing was that my beloved Kim Myungsoo lingered at our side throughout the concert. Really, holding his stare for over five seconds was enough to last me through those three hours of fangirl hell!
Anyway, while most fan accounts are usually just senseless excited gushing over the event that was, mine is really just a not-so-lengthy rant.
On alcohol and getting drunk
Call it biased and prejudiced (and anything else along that vein), but I honest to goodness don't see how people can (literally) stomach alcoholic drinks.
So a few days ago was my friend's 18th birthday, and since it was her coming-of-age, one of my best friends brought out a huge ass bottle of beer and dared us to go for a shot (whoever came up with this "ritual" has a very special place in hell). Because there really is no harm in one tiny shot of beer followed immediately by an entire glass of iced tea (and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how I learned of the magical concept of chasers), I reluctantly agreed.
Terrible, terrible decision.
It tasted like cough medicine, and the "burning sensation" I often read about in fanfics reminded me too much of that godawful burning feeling you get when you're sick and you're body can't decide if it's cold or hot and you get unpleasant shivers every two seconds or so.
Trust me, I'd know those things.
I get sick a lot, and have a nasty history of asthma, so I'm no stranger to cough medicine. Believe me when I say beer tasted too similar to those horrible cough medicines that are surprisingly effective, but nonetheless terrible still. And the aftertaste wasn't any better. Not to mention, the burning feeling really drove the message home.
I'm never drinking another drop of beer (or anything alcoholic) ever again. I get sick enough as it is; no reason for me to feel sick even when I'm not.
What the hell even in my imagination, I'm still being friendzoned?
Fuck it, I'll imagine being his wife. His destiny. His soulmate.
Awww yissss.
Ohmygod I'm sorry I swear I've never done this before, hopefully never will again.
"Hell. No."
In retrospect, I should have factored him--primarily, to begin with--in the equation.
But on my defense, it was adorable.
Well, not really, no. To be honest, it was almost off-puting. To say the least. It was stupid and childish and pointless. I could not, for the life of me, figure out what was apparently so fascinating with such a trend that it was a bandwagon people fought tooth and nail to ride (sort of). Yet the Gods of Irony must now be mocking and laughing at me. Against my better judgment, I indulged this superficiality. Maybe it was because everyone was so hyped up about it, that I felt so left out. I don't know. I had stupid reasons and stupid impulses, and before I knew it, stupid decisions.
For the love of god.
I actually bought us a couple sweater.
"Come on." I pleaded, "It's not so bad! At least I got us something decent and normal! It could've been worse!" I scoffed, "I could have gotten us a Pororo-themed one, you know?"
The look he sent me spoke volumes.
But I had a resolve of steel (not really) and was not about to back down from a fight--granted, a petty, if not completely idiotic one, but a fight nonetheless. I waved the sweater by his face and huffed.
"It's just a sweater!"
"Exactly."
"Wha--then why couldn't you wear it?"
"Why do I have to?"
"Because everyone does it!"
"Seriously?"
"Fine, not really everyone. But a lot of youngsters do it! Do you want to feel old!?"
"Doesn't the fact that you actually refer to these people as youngsters say anything to you?"
"For the love of--you're impossible." As a force of habit, I massaged my temples. He crossed his arms and looked at me pointedly, as though anticipating another torrent of (pointless) arguments. I could practically see those little gears in his head turning. I decided to change tactics. "I just... wanted to... look cute... for once, you know?" I said softly, turning away from him (for dramatic effect, of course), "I mean, we never act like a couple. We don't hold hands, we don't hug, we don't kiss. I get it. You want privacy. I do, too! But the way we interact is so... so platonic that girls are actually hitting on you! Right in front of me!
I know you reject their advances. I see that. But for once, I just want to save us the whole he's-actually-my-boyfriend-so-stop-flirting-with-him drama, you know? For once, I want to go out in public, and people will see, right off the bat, that we are dating--from a mile away." I paused, "I know it's selfish. And petty. And I know I'm acting like a brat. You're right, this is stupid. I'm just going to keep this away. Anyway, it's not like you can't wear this at all and--"
Without any preamble whatsoever (and so characteristically him), he snatched the navy blue fabric my hand, and shrugged it on himself.
"There. Happy? Can we go now? I'm starving."
I practically tackled him to the ground.
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OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME. I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID SOMETHING LIKE THIS. >//////< This is so embarrassing. How do you people even do this? I think the only reason I managed to wheeze this one out is because I refrained from writing any names, and replaced the characters with some other ship in my head (Zutara).
Also, tsundere!Leo because deal with it, that's why. B-) And mainly because I saw this VIXX fan art and Leo was portrayed as a classical shoujo manga heroine that I. Just. Couldn't. Help. It. Sorry if this came as OOC to some. But I regret nothing!!!
Zutara Fanfiction Recommendations: FLUFF
I'm all for a give-and-take kind of relationship. Ever since I've read Full Metal Alchemist several years back, I've taken its moral and incorporated into something close to a personal principle I try to stick to, to the best of my abilities. In order to achieve something, one must sacrifice something of equal value. The principle of equivalent exchange.
But philosophies of life aside, I decided to whip up my very own list of Zutara fic-recommendation for no other reason than because I want someone else to do the same for me, for when I eventually restart my hunt for good Zutara fics. Also, fluff is the number one genre (category?) on my list because I am a huge fan of it.
And also, I have very little angry!Zutara in my catalogue.
Without further ado: Alois the Onion's Fluffy Zutara fanfiction Recommendations!!! *Cue, celebratory music; think Minion-ese YMCA*
(Warning: ratings vary from K-MA. Read at your own discretion. Also, quite lengthy.)
I may or may not officially have scared, permanently, the folks in my work place.
I couldn't help it. I found a folder of Avatar: The Last Airbender season 3 in the work computer, and because I am a big snoop, I clicked on it against my better judgment. I also, immediately, zeroed in on episode 16, against my better judgment.
And then I started sobbing grossly and squealing madly at the same time, because, whoa, Zuko, did you literally just jump halfway across the room to save Katara from being crushed by falling rocks? Well shit, son. That's some mad dedication you've got there.
And also, shirtless!Zuko from episode 17. Holy. No one--I mean no one--deserves to go through the torture of seeing shirtless!Zuko (with his godforsaken six-pack that just. Pops. Out when he's leaning with his elbows on his knees) and know that she--or he--will never get to run her--his--fingers through those sculpted, rippling, embodiment of a Greek god in the A:TLA 'verse.
No one, I say!
And then my bosses and seniors were fretting over me, wondering what in nine hells had me so riled up. I don't think it's possible to justify the Zutara ship and its sad state of un-canon without getting hysterical.
Thankfully no one skinned me alive for doing that during work hours, but that's beside the point.
Zuko was originally going to be the love interest for Katara. She does like bad boys.
(This one occured to me a few weeks back, but I kept forgetting about it. Thank goodness for wi-fis in Unis.)
What if Katara's "original love interest" that Zuko was supposed to play, at least according to that semi-misleading A:TLA tidbit of episode two, wasn't actually referring to Aang, but someone else, entirely?
Remember that Aang wasn't always Katara's love "interest" (quote, unquote).
Moreover, it would support Bryke's claims that KataAng had been endgame right from the get-go, and that they never intended for Zuko to end up with Katara. If Katara would share her first kiss with Zuko, only to be tragically betrayed afterwards (not that he hadn't done that, either way), instead of Jet, the pieces of the puzzle would click.
But in as much as I would have worshipped any semblance of canon, romantic Zutara, I wouldn't want it at the expense of Jetara. As much as I love the former, I am also very fond of the latter. And if I would not have practically sold my soul to the devil for Zutara to be canon, I would have rooted for Jetara.
But it is an interesting food for thought, nonetheless. What if Zutara happened, but at the price of Jetara?
I'd say screw KataAng altogether, but that's just me. And probably some 15,000 other fan-girls, the number exclusive of fan-boys still.
Why do you guys love Season 1 Zuko?
Before anyone flips out, this is a genuine, curious question that is not meant to belittle anyone or insult anyone's tastes. I just actually want to hear another opinion, and see things from a different perspective.
I love Zuko. He is, without a doubt, the single, most adorable dork that has ever graced the face of the A:TLA-verse. But for all my undying fan-girl love for him, there are aspects of Zuko's character that, while I respect and understand as important parts of him and would never have them any other way, I just don't actually love all that much. For example, I know for a fact that Zuko is generally just one giant angst ball overflowing with angst. It's his thing, it's his character. It's what makes him Zuko to begin with. However, I'm not a big fan of Zuko and all the negativity in him. And while it is such a central theme for his character, I personally am not all that partial to the angst genre, so it is often a challenge for me to dig up stories and fan-arts that focus on the less-angry side of things.
Which brings me to the question: why is it that so many people love angst-y Zuko?
It could be just me, really; because I am a big fan of fluff and humor and light-hearted things in general. But is it really possible that 90% of the Zuko fandom are all angst lovers? I know there can be more than a meager 10% of us who prefer dorky Zuko more...
I love, love, love Season 3 Zuko. He is not without his characteristic angst there, but his distress is significantly tamer in comparison to Seasons 1 and 2. He is actually positive, sometimes even downright dorky ("Zuko here"). I just love how easy it is to see him as a giant fluff ball overflowing with fluff. And I know there are a lot who share my sentiments. But this is really beside the point, now.
We all love Zuko, and we all have our Season preferences. And if you guys take the awesome time to detail out what you like/love/dislike about Zuko's character, I hope that maybe I can understand better where all the angst is coming from now.
Yay!
I'm an incoming sophomore. In college.
But I also have three pens (one for each color), a pencil, an eraser, a correction tape, a sharpener, and a stapler on me. Where am I supposed to put all of this? In my panties?
Is there really something wrong with still requiring a pencil case, when I actually need it? I'd understand if people were judging me for my choice of pencil case design. I mean, who chooses a bunny-designed pencil case at college, anyway? Apparently, me.
But that's beside the point.