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I hope love finds you in 2018
I hope health finds u in 2018
I hope wealth finds you in 2018
I hope happiness finds you in 2018
I hope success finds you in 2018
I hope self-love finds you in 2018
I hope supportive people find you in 2018
I hope all the dogs find you in 2018
I hope good grades find you in 2018
I hope validation finds you in 2018
I hope good luck finds you in 2018
I hope inner peace finds you in 2018
I hope death finds me in 2018
I hope a job finds you in 2018
sending âI hope you get that jobâ vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs
reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol
Karma will pop me if I donât
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âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
She ainât no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a âZâ, ends with an âiâ, and isnât some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iâm not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, đ đ˝đ đžđ đż Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donât know who Madame Zeroni is
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Man lissen if you donât know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iâll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iâll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheâs back lmao must reblog. Iâm sorry guys
2 million people arenât wrong
I think Iâve reblogged this 12 times this month. The way my life is going right now I canât risk itÂ
Every time I see this post I say, âAh shitâ
âBut if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.â
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.Â
She ainât no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a âZâ, ends with an âiâ, and isnât some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
Iâm not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, đ đ˝đ đžđ đż Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who donât know who Madame Zeroni is
âđžđ
Man lissen if you donât know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so Iâll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so iâll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no sheâs back lmao must reblog. Iâm sorry guys
Iâm gonna apply for a job at Gordon Ramsay new restaurant and Iâm gonna get it
I submitted my application and resume
I GOT THE FUCKING INTERVIEW
My interview is in a few hours. I got this but wish me luck
I GOT THE FUCKING JOB
reblog for good luck
I hope love finds you in 2018
I hope health finds u in 2018
I hope wealth finds you in 2018
I hope happiness finds you in 2018
I hope success finds you in 2018
I hope self-love finds you in 2018
I hope supportive people find you in 2018
I hope all the dogs find you in 2018
I hope good grades find you in 2018
I hope validation finds you in 2018
I hope self-acceptance finds you in 2018
I hope healthy friendships/relationships find you in 2018
I hope love finds you in 2018
I hope health finds u in 2018
I hope wealth finds you in 2018
I hope happiness finds you in 2018
I hope success finds you in 2018
I hope self-love finds you in 2018
I hope supportive people find you in 2018
I hope all the dogs find you in 2018
I hope good grades find you in 2018
Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week
The money will do what now
Reblog this within 10 seconds and unexpected extra money will cum to you this week
The money will do what now
the world would not be better off without you.
people would not be happy if you were gone.
you are not a burden or a mistake or a failure.
there is a place for you in the world, there are good things just waiting to happen to you and good people out there for you to meet. whatever you are currently going through know that there are better days and better things in life ahead of thisâlater today, later this week, later this yearâand you absolutely deserve to be here to be able to experience all of them.
IF YOU NEED TO CALL 911 BUT ARE SCARED TO BECAUSE OF SOMEONE IN THE ROOM, dial and ask for a pepperoni pizza. They will ask if you know youâre calling 911. Say yes, and continue pretending youâre making an order. Theyâll ask if thereâs someone in the room.
You can ask how long it will take for the pizza to get to you, and they will tell you how far away a dispatcher is.
Here is an example video
Reblog to literally save a life
Iâve done this. Iâm alive because of this.Â
My flat-mateâs date for the night was almost as drunk as her. She had passed out in her room and locked the door. He refused to leave because he wanted to have sex. He also demanded food because he was dealing with âwhiskey dickâ. He didnât like the lack of food in the fridge. I called 911, did the stuff stated above, and he was getting PISSED about how long the âorderâ was taking. He took my phone, demanded they âhurry the fuck upâ. Police arrived two minutes later, arrested him, and helped me file a police report. Pressing charges wasnât necessary because he had warrants on him from THREE different states for the very thing he planned to do to me. Several months after this happened one of the officers informed me he was charged with two felonies because he crossed stay lines, and will be serving no less than 35 years in prison. The officer ripped into my flat-mate about her bringing home complete strangers, while drunk, knowing full well this shit could happen.Â
This was 14 years ago. Â
Do the pizza order, do it as calmly as you can. The dispatcher I spoke to said things like this:
âIf heâs drunk say you want mushrooms.â I said I want extra mushrooms.
âIf heâs threatening you with sexual assault say you want onions.â I said I want onions.
She went like this with different toppings and sauces for a description of him, like pineapple if heâs blonde, black olives if heâs tall, extra large if heâs tall, etc.
Theyâve heard this sort of coded call before. Theyâre trained for it. They will understand what youâre saying. Order the pizza.
Really though. Iâm in training for dispatch and this was one of the first things they taught us. Pretend youâre talking to a friend or relative, pretend youâre ordering pizza, weâll figure it out. Weâll word questions so you can answer in an easy, casual way. Please, just make the call and we will do everything we can to help you.
Reblog to save a life
Why the fuck is this not more widely known?
Just an experiment. Reblog if you actually give a fuck about male victims of domestic violence and rape.
Is your dad Ron Swanson? (via blooper2112)
this is the money axe of good fortune, reblog to receive money and axes
hope your pets stay healthy in 2017
I almost didnât blog this and felt guilty
Not risking it
May he live forever.
Amen
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