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[alpha-beta]

“I can tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife”

@tobi-momo @combat-wombatus @happyshoelaces @lovers-liability @bestbakubros @void-galaxy-shenanigans @yuujislonglosttwin @codename7

[grimeclown]

Its like. It's it's really something that the richest man in the world desires internet clout more than anything. Like he wants specifically the kind of clout you get on reddit or 4chan by being a poster like he wants to be a high tier Video Gamer he wants the specific kind of respect you get from being a competitive smash player who posts really good online. But he's just not good. At any of these things . And it's really something. That he has more money than god. But he can't be happy because he can't get a genuine laugh out of the twitch chat.

[weavemama]

HE SHOULD NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS

[persi707]

[segamascott]

[otteroflore]

alright everyone is being sassy but nobody has brought up the actual reason why scientists are interested in the titanic in the notes

Per wikipedia:

The Titanic was made of steel, presumably to resist corrosion (i mean. thats why boats are made of steel i assume) but even when iron/steel rusts people did not expect to find like. decomposition. bacteria are EATING the titanic.

and there's wood furniture from the titanic that isn't decaying. hell, there are wood ships at the bottom of the ocean that archaeologists study. so the expectation people have for the titanic is not that the steel would decompose at the bottom of the ocean. Even in 100 years, since there are much more ancient preserved wooden ships iirc.

(im not particularly knowledgeable about ships, i just had heard about the science going on around the titanic so i wanted to clarify that on this post for people)

[shoresoftheshadowlands]

[sailor-arashi]

The Titanic is an exceptionally weird whalefall basically.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[powered-by-eels]

[correlatedcontents]

i grew up in a small rural town where there was one dentist, which i went to from around age 5 whenever my parents had the right insurance/money/time to get me there. anyway when i'm like 20 or so i started having minor issues with my wisdom teeth coming in, but not so severe that this place can't extract them.

so i go in for that and i'm sitting there in the chair and the assistant comes in looking at some paperwork and says "so you've been coming here for a while right?" and i am like "oh yeah since i was a little kid" and she replies "yeah, i thought so, there's one note on your file and it's 'patient likes dinosaurs and bugs'"

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

And do you still like dinosaurs and bugs?

[cynicaesura]

Good news, everyone

[msexcelfractal]

she nothing on my nothing til i nothing. celibacy

[muqington]

listen nico playing rock paper knife with the younger feldglings and one of them throws an archdemon down and nico with absolute no mercy, throws down a "warden dragon trap that i set off that one time at wiesshaupt" and all of the fledgling are like

[victusinveritas]

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[vertvetiver-deactivated20260123]

nobody’s ever really happy to find out they’ve stayed up too late.

it used to be a cool achievement but now it’s like

“fuck. god damn it. not again. shit.”

[theothin]

you reblogged this from me ten years in the past and right when I’m staying up late playing a game you recommended

[lazer-screwdriver]

This comic makes me so stupid emotional. She might have never known.

[paintingpuff]

saw this comment and i had to

[arcane-machine]

[bigdickdaddysatan]

POV: it's the end of 2019, the pandemic hasn't happened yet, unus annus is still around and relatively new, there's not a single thought in your mind about the channel actually being deleted, you're getting ready to watch the new video because it's almost time for the daily upload. It hits 12pm PST and you're refreshing the page until finally the video has been posted. You click play and laugh for the next 10 minutes. All is peaceful.

[bigdickdaddysatan]

Hey, so, crazy how the end of 2019 was 5 years ago

[lady-raziel]

I’m gonna be so for real end of 2019 was the last time the world felt somewhat sane and normal

[indiiglow]

[magicalgrldropout-deactivated20]

[thepumpkinwolf]

[Image Description Start: A screenshot of a Tiktok by @ ibdagoat. They stand with a knowing smile on their face and a finger scratching/tapping at their temple. There is text reading: when I have a positive social interaction with a stranger and suddenly all things are delicately intertwined and life is beautiful. End Image Description.]

[shayminsh]

im grilling absolute cheese

[shayminsh]