Chaos and fic writing

She/They | 20+ y/o | Nonbinary Polyam Butch Lesbian | I write and reblog NSFW | Proship | SPoP | The Locked Tomb | G-witch | Utena | Other Assorted Fandoms | Writer of sapphic fic. Sappfics if you will

[alphajaye071]

My main ao3: AlphaJaye071

My RWBY ao3: WhiteLikeRoses

My RWBY sideblog: @whitelikeroses

[katabasia]

at this point I think alecto the ninth will be. Like. A choose your own adventure novel with chunks that are written in invisible ink and the smut scenes in cypher. Also it's upside down

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[darwinsleastfavourite]

Huge fan of this point in Alectopause where we’ve accidentally started a roleplay group. Someone PLEASE do Nona I’m begging

[darwinsleastfavourite]

Update: we found Nona, and lots of people are saying they want to play. Please do!! It’s so much fun! Don’t stress so much.

If you want to be included (18+), ping me in the comments of this post. I’m going to try to keep a masterlist. E/Harrow also has a list of canon characters, which I’ve borrowed here

(SORRY EVERYONE FOR PING)

Kiriona/Gideon: @therealkirionagaia

Harrow: @harrowharkn

Jod: @johnnotgaius

Mercymorn: @mercymornthe1st

Ianthe: @lyctor-prince-ianthe (mine)

Naberius: @prince-of-ida-official

Palamedes (& sometimes Camilla): @ask-the-master-warden

Judith: @judith-deuteros-status-updates

Nona: @nonalovesdogs123

Pyrrha: @pyrrhatic

Domi (OC): @wildflwer-girl (found here)

Phoebe (OC): @phoebebutterandjamsss

Keresi (OC): @swimmin-wif-tha-fishes

Dividers by @/saradika-graphics

[taracandycorn]

[everythingcatradora]

love how catra and adora go tit for tat being gay and messy for one another. like in taking control when catra is being super stubborn (understandably though she went through something horrible) and adora looks around before flipping her cot over. and then in the same episode adora is all wide eyed and blushing when catra grabs her arm and then caresses it to take her hand and asks her to stay. they’re the ship of all time

[capndragn94]

Adora: Mara gave me the trust and honor of handling her affairs.

Catra: Honor?! Have you seen what she wants you to do, Adora? "Give the finger to the King of Eternia." "Spit on the steps of the Snake Men embassy." The woman is dead. You do not have to do this.

Adora: Catra, Mara entrusted me with her final wishes and I have to see it through for her. I can't just throw the list away.

Finn: Mom's right. This thing is like a First Ones treasure map. Can I come with you when you "Slap Light Hope's sweet digital butt."?

Catra and Adora: NO!

[chokedqwerty]

that au wehere ilyukhina and yao dont die and everyone is a bit more happymaybe? a bit sillier?

[suspiciouspeople]

i'm probably not the first person to overthink this but

it's very funny to me that all the while characters raised in the horde/fright zone don't know what the following things are

aunt

horse

party

any food that's not a weird rectangle ration bar

catra apparently knows (or at least can imagine) what glitter tastes like. she bites glimmer in S4E4 Pulse and is like "eugh you even taste like glitter".

idk man i really wanna know catra's previous encounters with glitter because my brother in christ how did you even learn what glitter is

also i am not going to overlook the fact that glimmer tastes like glitter because that is strange on its own. what does that even mean.

idk man remember to like subscribe and tell me what you think in the comments down below.

okay wait. i just remembered another thing i always think about.

does catra know what a cat is.

when double trouble calls her "kitten", does she know that it means the same thing as cat, has she ever seen a cat. or like at least prior to s5. like if they don't teach people what horses are, i don't know that they'd teach them what cats are either.

did scorpia just combine the first syllable of catra's name with the word "wild" or does she know wildcats are a thing. it's more likely she knows, but it'd be funny if she didn't.

this is driving me crazy.

[seireasong]

INVADED Page 4 - She-Ra fan comic. To all of you missing your mothers today, I wish you the deepest sympathies and strength I can.

[orbitalwings]

'A Future With You'

[manic-sapphic]

You look out for me, and I look out for you.

Nothing really bad can happen

as long as we have

each other.

<3

[writerinamusical]

‘For the honour of greyskull’ 🩵🗡️🌈

[tippenfunkaport]

After years of trying to write this into a fic, I decided to just be unconventional and do it like this for the Summer SPOPtacular prompt: Roasting Marshmallows

Bow's marshmallow is perfectly toasted because he patiently rotated it for a nice even browning 

Catra's is on fire on purpose because she loves the instant gratification and contrast of char and sweet

Adora's is on fire accidentally because she tried to prove that she could make a perfectly toasted one much faster and efficiently than Bow could and tragedy ensued 

Glimmer's marshmallow no longer resembles a marshmallow or even food because she tried to use magic out of impatient competitive spite and it went horribly wrong 

Then I got bored of drawing hands but here are some more as supplied by the local children of my acquaintance... 

Mermista is roasting de-hydrated cereal marshmallows she has re-hydrated just to flex

Sea Hawk is at the hospital because he set his marshmallow on fire and then ate it that way 

Entrapta is just eating handfuls of mini marshmallows and encouraging the others to experiment so she can note the results (see: Sea Hawk)

Hordak isn't interested in eating marshmallows, but is taking particular joy in finding optimal sticks for the others to use 

Perfuma is using the fire to make everyone a soothing pot of althaea officinalis (Marshmallow) Root Tea because she doesn't approve of the corn syrup in artificial marshmallows

Scorpia is happily scarfing down the homemade, corn syrup free marshmallows Perfuma made that are suspiciously pre-burnt (but she doesn't mind)

Forsta tried freezing her marshmallows and nearly cracked a tooth when she bit into one

Lonnie keeps trying to get the perfect roast and getting impatient and just eating them raw

Kyle's marshmallow ended up in the coals 

Rogelio's marshmallow is a hot dog 

Huntara's marshmallow is a horrifying giant bug thing she killed that has Micah salivating with envy 

Wrong Hordak is roasting Peeps (no one knows where he even got them from)

[faithful-grigori]

“#don't worry Bow gave Glimmer his marshmallow after she ruined hers, #because he enjoys roasting them more than actually eating them, #i hc he's not that into sweets, #ironic since his girlfriend is the human equivalent of a sweet and sour gummy but there we are, #Frosta inspired by the ice cream place by us that puts marshmallows in their ice cream and it's the worst idea”

[killektric]

rumi

[tumarvus]

Obsession au

[cruxbatface]

A year ago I shared this concept of end game Caspop Catra based on her future outfit in the show.

Well there was an Adora counterpart I've been keeping in the vault! Here it is.