i just think they're neat

mainly the kraken and larsdunn but also occasionally the pens and ducks

[alphalars]

Xander he/him

I follow from @juugurtha but mostly use my writing blog @scribespirare

I'm opening up hrpf ficlet requests! no promises on what does and doesn't get written, but I'm hoping this will help me stretch my writing muscles so I can go back to my longer fics. larsdunn, rigyanni, ebcatt and marchughes are the only ships I'm writing currently

#requests is the tag for finished pieces

[fleetcelly]

anxiously awaiting the league to get big enough to have individual broadcasts for each team. i need biased commentary and dare i say camera angles. i need an insane homer on the mic STAT

[sapphicslapshot]

every time the goalie tumbles i wanna post like miette. you PUSH the goalie??? jail!!! jail for player for 1000 years!!!!

[pwhl-mybeloved]

[alphalars]

I've been daydreaming about such a horrible larsdunn au and I keep saying I'm never gonna write but like. what if I did. but then didn't post it.

[sugargrapefruit]

I need hockey rpf writers to get more perverted and problematic #sorry there's not enough crazy shit out there. let's make it happen

[voyagersmbh]

my favorite load-bearing, codependent d-pair <3

so many quotes and photos i could've included, but these are some of my favorites.

[turnagain]

[berkcatton]

[alphalars]

wild I believe in y'all I need you to come back and crush the *vs. for me.

[berkcatton]

new kitty pic! (it’s a julio jersey)

[buoyhairandpronouns]

i think id be more upset about the lottery if i knew anything about any prospects whatsoever 😂

[alphalars]

What if Lars enacts the will of the lb and atticwifes Vince so he can't be traded?

YES YES YES

can't trade Vince if you can't find him

why does he need a hockey career anyways? he'd be much happier with Adam 🥰

[transcmd]

dash simulator:

MUTUAL 1: i fucking hate the toronto maple leafs

MUTUAL 2: GO LEAFS GO🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁🍁

MUTUAL 3: im going to kill myself

TUMBLR AD: DOWNLOAEDD AI PUSSY RIGHT NOW!!

MUTUAL 4: and FUCK the sharks

MUTUAL 5: (blocked tag)

MUTUAL 6: 🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈🦈

MUTUAL 7: i saw a bjrd trday :3 🐦

TUMBLR AD: my bittch wife and oiur uglyl fucicmjng duaghter are in a windy cabin and onlly you can save them

[alphalars]

what if I wrote evil fucked up larsdunn...

[berkcatton]

[probsnothawkeye]

[suburbanbonfire]

preview rough sketch of next year's season/home opener poster because i needed it out of my head