💤 .Theo Belmont. 🌱

🐌 hey i'm Theo, your local slime prince and i make cool art sometimes. - 💤 | they/them | would you like some pigeon milk? i'm alive i just haven't posted in a long while (please don't message me out of the blue just for casual small talk if we don't know each other)

[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[detectivehole]

not to sound like your dad but if your not having a great time rn you might legitimately be playing too many video games or being on that damn phone too often, or at least without any necessary activity buffers

[detectivehole]

may i suggest coloring with physical materials? or some chores you’ve been putting off? hell go outside with a bucket and make mud soup like you’re five again. take a break. you can bring your whatever for music and stuff but like don’t play with it

[benihana-circumcision]

lots of huffy teenagers in the notes

[anarch0possum]

i mean this, after spending so long getting my entertainment online, theres something incredibly tranquil about shutting it all out for a while to do something in meatspace for myself

[wolfertinger666]

guy who has a severely repressed mommy kink:

idk, it'd be nice if someone was controlling and dominant towards me but is also really sweet and takes care of my needs and health-

[wolfertinger666]

btw this isn't Abt me cuz Im not scared to admit I love Mom characters but I see so many people like this and it low-key makes me so sad cuz they seem scared. like it's ok 😭 it's so common.

[penandinkprincess]

"cooking with heat is the breakthrough technology" is a phrase that made me fucking CACKLE

[meowguraaaaa-deactivated2026030]

how to look cool while expressing ur masochistic desires

[mismedleym]

animated version of moon eyes for her one year anniversary

[mismedleym]

just added this version of moon eyes to my prints! (the original version is still there too) + my work is 30% off right now

prints here!

[giragirameganedan]

i know theres limits to what doctors can do with limited information and resources but there really is nothing that makes you feel crazy like getting that “damn… i dunno thats crazy tho… keep an eye on it and come back if you die…”

[moonybamboony-deactivated202508]

you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

[arlo-maintenanceman]

I reblogged this specifically for the prev tag because it made me feel like I was having a stroke

[c-53]

I’m obsessed with my 19 year old coworker. I was telling him about how my crashout divorced dad got a sugar mommy by going to random churches and having screaming sobbing breakdowns in the pews until a random rich christian widow was like ‘I can fix him’. And he went ‘yo thats tech. The meta is changing.’

[morellish]

mourning dove perching on the remains of last years sunflower

[deceasedcardinal]

[blupeeblep]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[neenarchive]

no i don't want you to redirect me to your app i want to look at recipe

[neenarchive]

i am not going to a secondary location with you one of us dies here

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

I've always thought it's too bad that disco is the only kind of dance that comes with an artifact. It's compelling that disco has a Ball. I want to know what secrets will be revealed if I gaze into it. There should be a hip-hop Cube. A ballroom Amulet. A swing Diadem.

[abd-illustrates]

A Cha-Cha Slide

[treasuredplanet]

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

[hjdjdjdjdjc-deactivated20260221]

a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said "does spock make himself 'more palatable' for others?" and had me promise to keep unmasking like:

[multi-fandom-lunatic]

chat reminder to just write whatever the fuck you want. write that overused trope. write that obscure shit that no one will have heard of. just. do it. your writing is yours stop depriving it of that.

[sadboybrigade]

honestly in the era of AI slop it is more important than ever for you to write or draw that incredibly niche/strange/unpalatable thing you want to make. the world needs the unique weirdness of people more than ever

[hajohinta]

[viehfutter]

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.