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@alphasappho
me shutting down 500 pop-ups just to look up a recipe on my phone
401k? I think you mean. Whore oh one gay. Is this anything? [exhausted] Is this anything, guys? Does it even matter anymore
it doesn't matter to cats what kind of bad week you're going through, they'll come into your room and start doing repeated bulldozer attacks on you
Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
Preach I guess
OH I HAVE MISUNDERSTOOD
who up yerking that thing asunder
the substance sisters
Well, at least she died doing what she loved—getting her dick sucked.
but ykw at least i'm not on mount everest. at least i'm not paying tens of thousands of dollars to slowly suffocate in a 300-person line at the gates of hell. never in my life will i have to be steered in a hypoxic stupor through the maze of poop and corpses atop mount everest. on this earth a lot of horrible things can happen to you without your permission but there are a few that you have to opt into. you can just say no thanks! and be guaranteed never to have to be on mount everest. much to be grateful for actually
still not on mount everest this morning 😌 alhamdulillah
i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic
rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich
I don’t think he’s fat, but he is….concentrated. lot of mass centralized in the gut region
extra angle where you can see the unpleasant looseness of his skin
Imagine if a like 8 foot tall guy that looked kinda like an alien species just kinda showed up at the house you rent a room in and crashed on the couch and at first everyone hated him but you kinda just accepted this weird massive kinda-human alien species thing as a part of your group even though he's like twice the size of everyone else there
Cuz that's literally happening to sea lions in San Francisco right now
So there's two species of sea lion in North America: the California sea lion, ranging along California (including Baja) but not ranging into the north coast or into oregon
And the Stellar's sea lion, which are WAY bigger and live in Washington, British Columbia, and Alaska
A male Stellars sea lion showed up in SF like a month ago and just kinda. Didn't know what to do, and joined a colony of California sea lions, and is just kinda chilling there now.
Weird vagrant species happen from time to time, but this is just a particularly funny instance of a highly social species getting very lost, and just trying to blend in with its closest nearby relatives
do u think i can go for a run today or is that something only normal people are allowed to do
weird animals run all the time dude
im going to go for a scamper and scare everyone