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Kim: DON’T!

Me:

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So did Porsche not want a good bodyguard for kinn cos he actually likes being a bodyguard now or because he doesn’t want kinn to potentially have a hot new bodyguard or both?

Also, how are they only replacing Porsche, shouldn’t they be finding replacements for Big and Ken too???

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The irony being that there was actually a pool scene in ep 8 (underwater kiss) and a pool scene in ep 9 (Porsche meditating).

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Mile saying the pool scene is in episode 8 or 9.

Me at the end of ep 9:

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The mafia boss and his bodyguard going for afternoon tea - love it!

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My god I bet EE were patting themselves on the back with that song choice. 🙄

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How romantic of the kidnappers to handcuff Kinn and Porsche together.

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That was a really good episode of ee tonight. Unfortunately they seem to be few and far between these days.

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I have to say I am getting a bit sick of all this Harvey and Jean screen time. And I find it odd that they have Harvey involved in two storylines.

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I can’t believe people on twitter thinking this is too big a thing for Ben and Callum to come back from and they want Callum with someone else! Why do people in fandoms always have to be so melodramatic?! Callum would literally forgive Ben for anything.

I do however think it’s kinda stupid that they’re having Callum be so ignorant towards Ben when Callum himself has suffered with ptsd, if he hadn’t I’d understand his ignorance but he has so yeah just seems stupid.

Also, people are clearly forgetting those pictures that Max posted the other week which clearly means Ben and Callum are still together. People really do have short memories.

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I mean Ballum are still in 2020. Rarely even stood close still, never kiss. All the het couples get to chew each other’s faces off on the regular though.

Sorry anon, I don’t know when this was sent but yeah this is exactly my point. I was just thinking it feels like we’re back in 2020 with how they’re having them socially distanced again but feels like very few other people are especially other couples. I just remembered, it doesn’t seem like many Harvey and Jean scenes are socially distanced either. So yeah they making a choice of who to have socially distanced and who not and it speaks volumes really doesn’t it? They did this a lot last year with ballum though so I shouldn’t be surprised anymore.

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It’s also nice that they’ve managed to magic up a bedroom for Linda at at Sharon’s when according to Sharon there wasn’t even a bedroom for Zack but she managed to magic one up for him too. But again, can’t do the same for Ben and Callum. I’m wondering if Ben and Callum aren’t at Kathy’s house cos that house seems to have disappeared off screen too in recent months. What’s happening, is the studio they use shrinking? There must be some reason they’re ridding of so many sets. They’ll never tell us the reason why of course.

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The amount of scenes we’ve had to watch of Mick and Janine kissing yet they can’t even have Ben and Callum sitting on the same couch together! The last couple of weeks we’ve seen Mick and Janine kissing loads, Zack and Nancy and even Stuart and Rainie. Instead we’re stuck with some bs innuendo cos they think that will keep the fans sweet. Also, they know now how much the airbed pisses everyone off so they’re just making jokes about it now. I’m so over it at this point.

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Having to see Mick and Janine kiss this much is making me wish it was 2020 again when the characters couldn’t kiss.

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How many more episodes do they wanna end on Mick and Janine kissing?!

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I really don’t understand why they don’t just have Ben and Callum move in to Kathy’s. Like they wouldn’t have moved in there after leaving Phil’s place anyway considering Vi was staying at the flat at that point, and Kathy’s is one of those houses that has a never ending amount of bedrooms.

I do wonder though if they’re waiting for Issac and Lola to properly break up because surely then Lola will move out of Patrick’s and hopefully they will have Ben, Callum Lexi and Lola move in to somewhere else, I mean they have plenty of options of places to move to like Iqra’s old house or the slaters.

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I still haven’t gotten used to eastenders not being on on Fridays.