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Aliens. History. music. daredevil. “Well behaved women seldom make history” ~ Laurel Thatcher Ulrich

[blogsimplesimmer]

Hi everyone! I have a new outfit to share with you all today–a WIP of mine from a very long time ago!

This is a child outfit conversion that @rice-berry (previously snoodersims) and I were interested in doing a while back. I decided to restart it and take photos along the way for the anon that asked about a tutorial for converting children’s clothing to adults. And since people have asked for differing lengths of skirts in the past, I thought I would go ahead and make 3 different lengths! :)

It comes in all of EA’s original 18 colors. It’s for females, teen - elder, and you can find it for males under the feminine tag. It is BGC.

There will be 3 files for the different lengths of the skirt and one merged file with all of them! Download [Dropbox] [SimFileShare]

Credit to EA for the meshes and textures. Made with Sims4 Studio.

TOU: Please do not reupload my mesh and claim it as your own. Please feel free to recolor, just don’t include the mesh. And if you want to tag me if you use it I would love to see your beautiful sims!

And if you have any issues please let me know!

I hope you like it!

Update (10/2/2016): Hi everyone! An anon asked if I could make a longer version of the dress, closer to mid-calf length. You can find this new dress with “long v2″ at the end of the file name. There will be a little clipping when the sim walks, but I checked the GT dress of a similar length and I noticed similar clipping so I figured it was okay. Please let me know if you have any issues! Thanks! <3

[macalpeeney]

happy epilogue day

[cruzfucker]

the walking dead, game of thrones, and breaking bad were just superwholock for men

[osointricate]

How about we vote in a law that puts a cap on how long a government shut down can happen… say 20 days… before the president has to agree to a budget solution or else the 21st day congress begins the process of impreachment because civilian jobs and salaries and livelihoods are not a bargaining tool for the president to abuse is order to get their way

If you aren’t serving the people then you aren’t doing the job of the presidency and you need to be replaced

[sleepystellarsister]

Hozier and Florence Welch are just pseudonyms Hades and Persephone have taken on after haven taken music lessons from Orpheus for a couple thousand years and deciding going into the music industry and gaining “fans” would be a modern equivalent form of the worship that previously sustained them thanks for coming to my ted talk

[stolligaseptember]

some day i’ll find the time to reread the unwind dystology and make a ton of content for it and then it’ll be a flourishing fandom again for you bitches

[jillianleedy]

[geekgirlintraining]

This is an important message.

[majaminxx22]

I will never NOT reblog this.

[gaypussyretard]

[afro-elf]

y’know…. conversations about world war ii would be a lot more bearable and constructive if white men found that period rightly horrific rather than pornographic 

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[momworries]

Yo how is it that these porn bots are not blurred or even censored … but everyone else is🤔

[asongofmarvelanddc-deactivated2]

the funniest shit i watched this year was matt murdock thinking his catholic ass could kill wilson fisk lmfaaaaooooo

[alternative-alien-trash]

Dating Matt Murdock

Pros: 

You will never have to wear makeup around him.

you always win at video games

You could honestly just wear pjs to every date and he will never know

You won’t have to worry about creepy guys following you on the way back to work bc odds are he’s probably following you too

He kicks ass so those creepy guys will be twisted like a pretzel before they even think about doing anything creepy to you

He’s a lawyer so he makes $$$

You always get to choose the movie bc i’m sure he’s probably doing that freaky ‘hearing the world’ shit he does the whole time

he can help you navagate the apartment when there is a power outage

Cons

you can never fake an orgasm

you can never lie and tell him that your day was “fine” 

honestly you can’t lie at all (but maybe thats not a bad thing??)

has a single lamp in his entire apartment so you always have to use your phone to navagate around at night

probably fucks with you by putting things in dumb places and blames you when it brakes

can’t reply to your text messages

he knows way too much information about his neigbors which makes you constantly wonder how much he knows about you and your fucked up life

ninja attacks are a real threat and you are too fat to defend yourself against them

[disneytva]

This heart-warming Disneyland Paris spot features a sweet CG duck who simply adores Donald Duck. It’s the perfect cure for post-Christmas blues!!!

[hashtagloveloses]

i can’t believe disney has me crying about a goddamn duck

[just-shower-thoughts]

U.S. is the first to demand that everyone speak the same language, but throws a tantrum if someone even suggests they adopt a universal measuring system.

[cultofweird]

Woman Who Married 300-Year-Old Pirate Ghost Announces Their ‘Marriage Is Over’

It seems like the union between Amanda Teague and a Haitian pirate named Jack is over

[dankmemesreasonforliving]