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What is your opinion on rhode island. Is there beef

Rhode Island wants to fuck us so bad it makes them look stupid

the funniest thing abt hannibal fans on this site is the way ppl will post screenshots from the show and be like "HIS SLIME 😍😍😍" and the picture is mads mikkelsen looking like this

fleshdyke

that is supposed to say smile.

paverics

“my father is a boy and my mother is a girl so i’m mixed” is the funniest possible response to someone asking your gender and it came from 6’5 Viking footballer and notable weird little guy Erling Haaland on a Snapchat

paverics

comedians can only dream of writing something this funny

pmamtraveller

The surface of Pluto, painted by James Hervat

apolladay

M̶a̶s̶s̶h̶o̶l̶e̶s̶ Massachusetts Residents, do you personally find Dunkin Donuts overrated?

yes

no

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Voting ended onJul 20

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massachusetts-official

Official Poll of Massachusetts

#no #i dont go there for quality #i go there for mid coffee that was thrown at the wall and watered down with cigarette water #and sure enough i get that and they messed up my sugars

pmamtraveller

Bat vase by Richard Freiwald

amrv-5

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

funstyle

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks

staringintodarkhole

Birth

energyprison

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

aheathenconceivably

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

theonion

While checking his phone shortly after arriving at work today, local man Scott Teresi was reportedly gripped by a sudden sense of abject terror upon noticing he had missed a call from his father at 9:09 a.m. “Oh, God,” said the petrified 31-year-old, who is said to have immediately and involuntarily started imagining numerous unpleasant scenarios that might have prompted his father’s attempted communication at such an hour on a weekday, ranging from a sudden downturn in his grandmother’s health, to an accident involving his mother, to the dissolution of his parents’ marriage, to some unforeseen, chilling admission from his father that he could not even begin to envision.

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