dionysus

trying

[holyth3firm-deactivated20200430]

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[carnation-damnation]

[toxictiktoks]

[theocseason4]

[micolashes-deactivated20200723]

[regularlesbian]

boss encounter

[ryebreadgf]

i'm losing it

[davebayleymovedlol-deactivated2]

[king]

[king]

I’m watching chamber of secrets with my bf and the scene Harry’s scar came on and he just turned to me and touched my forehead and went “forgive me…. but ur pop tart scar…..it’s legendary…” and I’m never going to fucking hear the end of this am I

[king]

Me: touches it

Him in a British voice: it’s hurting again isn’t it?

[c-tea-rex]

This is funny and all, but I would very much like to know what happened

[king]

I put pop tarts in the toaster oven and burnt my first batch got kinda pissed and made another batch and put them on a plate and got a glass of milk and tried going downstairs when I missed the first step out of agitation I fell down the entire flight of stairs spilling milk all over the place all the way down and at some point I broke the plate in half over my face and dropped my tarts went back upstairs made a third batch and only cried once

[luckyladylily]

after two pop tart disasters they went back for a third. Braver than any US Marine.

[thvndermag-deactivated20200419]

www.instagram.com/kiyanforootan

[ratcaves]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

i think graphic design should be illegal. if you want people to read something they can read it in plain times new roman. if you wantthem to see a picture of something you can draw it with ballpoint pen on a napkin.

[the-memedaddy]

meirl

[sexhaver]

one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it

[sexhaver]

im losing my fucking mind

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[wild-craic]

ibuprofen is the only real feminist ally

[wild-craic]

me posting a picture of my bottle of advil: This Is What A Feminist Looks Like

[greaterhorrors]

i am looking disrespectfully

[greaterhorrors]

i am glaring with vitriol and malicious intent