[that-one-percent-germ-deactivat]

Reblog to heal the heart of the person you reblogged this from.

[adoring-whore]

anyway let's all get stoned together and ask each other super invasive and inappropriate questions

[kissedbunny]

soft launching my praise kink by asking "did I do well ?"

[succubusjuice]

tiny bit of bush for the people 🌱

[ialreadyboughtthedream]

[depsidase]

[sisyphus-complex2]

There was a meme going around that said “only Josh can prevent forest fires” Anyways, the entire city burned down in 2016 and Josh never heard the end of it. We still blame him.

[seraphrain]

do u wanna kiss in the blade (1998) blood rave

[animentality]

[isotridecanol]

[not100bees]

The thing about Miss Piggy is that she kind of has a Roger Rabbit comedy superpower where she wins nearly any conceivable fight she's in. But unlike other characters of which that's true, like say, Bugs Bunny, who tend to win because they make the opponent play the game with their rules, Miss Piggy wins because the joke is that she can beat the shit out of literally anybody.

[thepeacefulgarden]

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[boyeatter]

self shibari :3

[shadowseductress]

missionary so I can see the hate in your eyes for the government

[beyourghost]

i think more final girls should be forty and kind of weird and off-putting

[politijohn]

Source

[crazedporcupine]

A reminder that a universal basic income actually drastically improves the lives of everyone involved

[swishersposts]

artists fuck better because we turn sex into art, masterpieces, mattresses become canvases where we can paint our love to someone with bodies.

[zsnes]

its like, impossible to come up with anything funnier than the experience of seeing this post

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

pharoahs fuck better because they ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh put the pussy in a scarmophogoghs

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[narcissene]

affirmations:

- it’s fun to be awake & in an upright position

- consciousness is a gift

- i CAN do this anymore