Dreamers dream what worlds they please

Just some fandomy randomy ramblings

[havinganormalone]

Fanfiction is insane. You can write porn so good you make friends.

[avidcollectorofdust]

Really glad predictive text exists. Should i bring my own parking lot

[mossgirl]

[valtsv]

[valtsv]

[whisqrs]

why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw

[konoko]

[winampskinmuseum]

nice outfit LOSER. 1443 called but in a dialect of Early Modern English that hadn't experienced the Great Vowel Shift yet so i don't know what it said

[dorothyo]

[bread-in-the-void]

um?

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my eyes at you

[ittybittybumblebee]

bigs my beautious my gorgeous eyeballs

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[lakemojave]

Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory?

[the-vaudevillain-deactivated202]

ive never worked there. stop saying i work there

[thebonewitch]

Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

[eggxeggxegg]

The black tea brothers: my lover earl grey, my close advisor Irish breakfast, and my best friend orange spice

[heartpdf]

[frayed-wind]

[ID: A screenshot of a Tiktok of a person with a slightly concerned expression overlaid with the text: “when you’re at a fanfiction writing contest but your opponent is thirteen, english isn’t their first language, and they got in a car crash on the way there”. End ID]

[skarchomp]

advertising lemonade is pointless. the human body already knows it needs it

[aropride]