simply vibin

kal / 9.16

[kortzite]

[elementaldeityoffood]

[needlepointcursewords]

Kneels down, touches dirt. “Something terrible happened here.”

[gentlyyearning]

first kiss

[forest--frog]

Since it be the year of the RAT 🐀 here are a few very good rat images!!

[beaniebabyaday]

todays beanie is: eeks the bear!

[1amgirl]

[dynastylnoire]

why you bake me

[rslashrats]

really big fan of this piece

[dull-scythe]

So excited by this morning’s announcement!!!

[catchymemes]

Wrong Number Gone Right

[honeyglazedgoblin]

and on today’s episode of People Do Not Like To Be Wrong

[artaline]

human: *is heating up food*

alien: why are you doing that?

human: you see i want the particles in my food to vibrate at just the right frequency

[alivesmilinggirl]

Human: *is eating ice cream*

alien: wait you forgot to make that one vibrate!

human: well, you see, not with this food

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

This one is already vibrating at he desired frequency, but if it starts to vibrate at a higher frequency I lock it back in the cold box.

[asgardreid-deactivated20180407]

Human: *just reheated pizza in the oven*

Other human: *is eating a slice of the same pizza, but cold*

Alien: *exasperated sputtering*

[ritavonbees]

Human: shots! shots! shots!

Alien: this liquid has negligible nutritional value and, furthermore, contains some molecules that I believe are poisonous to your species.

Human: …look, sometimes we just like to gather in social groups and disorient ourselves

[chivalfairy]

she took my DSi XL in the divorce

[bigaudiodynamitetheglobe]

dunce stance

[dankmemeuniversity]

[daenerysbeauty]

petition for a live action version of ratatouille where linguine is played by john mulaney and there’s no actual script, they just let him and a rat loose in a kitchen for an hour and a half

[marielaveaus]

im just out here trying to eat fruit and stay moisturized and drink water and recover from childhood trauma and protect my vibes, man

[sanetwin]

declaring “this is the bad place” every time you are even slightly inconvenienced is peak humor

[formorrow-sur]

It’s what Eleanor Shellstrop would have wanted

[kochamchleb]

[nirvanah]

My dad gave me a USB drive with hundreds of pictures he has taken since the 70′s. This picture of the Snuggle bear playing UNO is undoubtedly the best picture he has ever taken.