I need to feed this thing pellets out of my hand like it's a baby goat so bad.
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I need to feed this thing pellets out of my hand like it's a baby goat so bad.
they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
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I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.
have i got news for you
"it's not that deep" START DIGGING!!
DIG
DIG
DIG
DIG
I hollered
her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily
to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it
all of our trobles seem so small from up here
Hold on while i quicksave in front of the princess for no particular reason
oh me? I lost my penis when I ignored the "Don't touch the machinery" sign. you know how it is
you all hate me and my penis. I mean penisnt
I made the mistake of looking at this while taking an order over the headset at work and started laughing really hard and had to gather myself for a second and my coworkers kept trying to look at my phone to see what I was laughing at
nearly ran a redlight thinking about >penis ripped off by penis gnomes on my way home from work
putting this post on every machine from now on thank you
Penwas :(
@the-stew-goblin
I know you’re a goblin not a gnome but is this like how you get certain ingredients for certain stews?
Yes. In The Dark Forest my nickname is, "The Bottom Surgeon" on account of all the penises I have ripped off of people
Monsters to sell body parts to:
Bones = bone fairy
Meat = werewolves
Genitals = stew goblin
I mean I'll take anything as a stew ingredient. Offer yourselves as a sacrifice to the stew trust
yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-
did she just win.
I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!
wait wait wait stew goblin wait
get ready for the wedding
Ummm she's literally sensitive :/
I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with
But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy
Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy
what’s that noise.
sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other
i’m going to check
the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….
I want to fuck your throat
my thrussy!?!?
sorry for being dramatic but this post did irreparable damage to the english language
Horrible job, everyone! Thank you!
my bad damn
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