Smurf is a Lifestyle

Writer | Catering to the imaginations of those interested in ATEEZ, TXT, and Naruto. I do compatibility based on personality traits. Requests are open! I AM NOT AN ASTROLOGY BLOG BUT I HAVE SOME KNOWLEDGE ABOUT IT. ❀ᴍᴀꜱᴛᴇʀʟɪꜱᴛ❀

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

WORKS IN PROGRESS

I have like 2 followers so this post is pointless but it's more or less for my own organization and since it's public it will hold me accountable to get this shit done :D WEEEEHOOOOO HERE WE GOOOO

ATEEZ AS NARUTO CHARACTERS SERIES (based on astrology and my sUpErioR opinion)

Hongjoong as Sasuke Uchiha (FINISHED)

Seonghwa as ???

Yunho as ???

Yeosang as ???

San as ???

Mingi as ???

Wooyoung as ???

Jongho as ???

REWRITING NARUTO ROMANCES SO THEY DON'T SUCK (ft. rewriting some character traits in the process) SERIES

Sasuke and Sakura

Naruto and Hinata

Ino and Sai

Yahiko and Konan

Kakashi and his Left Hand

NIGHTT ERROR

Initial Idea

Plot Plan

Name Reveal

Aesthetic Sneak Peek

Prologue

CHAPTER 1

If the ghost haunting my blog would like anything else, let me know in my ask box LOL good fuckin yard

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

your masterlist wont work on mobile for me :( it keeps linking to an old url

Ah crap this is gonna have multiple layers isn’t it Fᵢcₛ/ₐᵤₛ 𝚃𝚒𝚖𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚖𝚙𝚜 𝔄𝔲𝔯𝔬𝔯𝔞 𝔖𝔢𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔰

I'm sorry :((( I hope this works for you

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

Hongjoong: *plays Claire De Lune* how does this song make you feel?

Wooyoung: hella fuckin lit

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

“Sometimes I think I might have ovaries in my scrotum cause I am so good at girl talk”

- Wooyoung, probably

[leo-culture-technology]

Tagged by @jehyvn to post six of my biases to see if I have a type 😌

Asahi (treasure), Minho (skz), hwanwoong (oneus), jisung (NCT), hongjoong (ateez), kihyun (monsta x)

Tagging @alwayshaveneverholdd, @notmarklee and anyone else who wants to join in ✨✨✨

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

Finally doing this k

Hongjoong (ATEEZ), Soobin (TXT), Seokmin (SVT), Taeyong (NCT), Yoon (StayC), Slim Shady

[drakerry]

hey guys i made a uquiz

find out what kind of problematic tumblr u are

[drakerry]

i want to study you all in a lab

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

LOOK IM SPECIAL IM THE 10%

@leo-culture-technology

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

ALEX HI I MISS YOU HOW ARE YOU HOW IS KOREA HOW IS EVERYTHING

JAY!!!! I’m doing well :) trying to cope with my first heartbreak since age 18 lol but other than that, it’s awesome. My kids are awesome, my job is awesome, Korea is awesome! Very happy to be building a future here :)

How are you???

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

Hi!! I just read part 1 of Faint Voices! It was vv good and I hope you continue it!!

- Quinn

🥺🥺🥺thank you so much!!! I will repost chapter 4 after I use it for my assignment LOL

[incorrect-ateez-quotes]

Yunho: Do you take constructive criticism?

San: Not without crying.

[leo-culture-technology]

@alwayshaveneverholdd

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

DO YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE

[leo-culture-technology]

Most sensitive signs?

it depends I suppose on what you mean by "sensitive", whether you mean it as in sensitive to others' feelings, or sensitive as in emotional/doesn't take criticism well. I think too often the two are conflated, either way in my personal opinion I think the signs most sensitive to the feelings of others are pisces and cancer, while scorpios are very emotionally perceptive I wouldn't say they're sensitive about it in the sense that they Know how others' feel but they're not the type to pander or work around the feelings of others. I also think leos can be very sensitive to and perceptive of the feelings of those around them, though they're not always the best at expressing it in a way that's palateable to other signs. I think virgo can go between being sensitive in an anxious need-to-please sort of way and being Very Insensitive depending on their own mood.

In terms of the signs sensitive in the sense of being highly emotional, offended easily or sensitive to criticisms I would say leos and at times aries can be very high up there. Cancer is definitely sensitive to criticism y'all take everything personally (alex if u see this ily but u know it's true) but overall much less emotional than people actually give them credit for. Leos, on the other hand, are everything cancers are stereotyped to be when it comes to being emotional I can assure u. Dramatic bitches, all of us. We just enjoy complaining for the catharsis of it ok. On one hand pisces is Very emotional but equally they're so go with the flow I feel like they just get over shit so fast it's weird. blows my mind. I don't know that aries is necessarily emotional but Definitely sensitive to criticisms.

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

WHY DID U COME FOR JUST ME

JINX IS A CANCER TOO TTTFFFFFFFF

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

crash

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

Coochie

[neo-wonderland]

Hey dudes this is slightly embarrassing, but I'm in dire need of laundry detergent and toilet paper. If anyone can spare a few bucks, I'm @ateezastrology or [email protected] on PayPal, @jinxythings on venmo. It would mean a lot ❤❤

[hotgrrlbummer]

“fuck you my child is completely fine”

your child wants to run into the woods and find and abandoned mossy castle with a marvelous library and cats crawling around the corners where they can live there life without society’s influence

[alwayshaveneverholdd]

To the anons in my inbox ily and I will get to you soon uwu ❤️❤️

[tropiyas]

the two quarterbacks will ceremoniously kiss at the end of the game to signify the end of the superbowl and the beginning of valentine's day

[dickmaster420]

tom brady just started making out with the ref