The New Kid

[alwaysnewkid]

Why does everyone hate me. What am I doing

[holisticwitchawakening]

[gay-tm]

[alwaysnewkid]

Hi it’s me

[nocontextgoodplace]

[aro-dan]

my adhd ass at work: this job is so easy and therefore too boring and too difficult. no can do boss I need more intresting tasks

my anxiety the second anything remotely challenging hits my desk:

[alwaysnewkid]

hahahahahaha why did my adhd ass become an attorney, these are literally the only things I do

[extrovertproblems]

Extrovert problems #1

When you stay by yourself for too long and start to spiral because there’s a point when “even extroverts need alone time” changes to “im going to hide in my room all day despite the fact i need social interaction to thrive”

[imabandoningthisblog-deactivate]

Me: hey! That’s a pretty good idea for a post.

adhd brain: you better write that down you know you’ll forget it

Me: nonsense! This is So Good, surely I will keep it with Crisp Clear Detail in my mind

Me, three minutes later: fuck

[alwaysnewkid]

See also: every fucking time I have to create a new password goddammit

[disordered-dude]

Other people with adhd: racing thoughts! Multitasking! Gotta go fast! Gotta do everything!

Me: there’s honey in my mind making my thoughts slow and difficult, my mind is a black hole censoring my thoughts when I try to think, losing time, perpetually high, static Static STATIC

[adhighdefinition]

actually, this is a good description of how ADHD predominantly hyperactive-impulsive and predominantly inattentive can present themselves in some cases

[adhighdefinition]

people saying that they’re both somehow… let me introduce you to the wonders of the combined type!

[bpdbroken]

i just hate how impulsively extroverted i get when i’m out in public or around people i want to impress, because the second i’m alone all i can think about is how annoying they probably thought i was or how i dumb i sounded

[alwaysnewkid]

(via Crazy Ex-Girlfriend | I Have Friends | The CW - YouTube)

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnghhhhh

[alwaysnewkid]

Another day, another friend’s wedding to which I’m probably not invited.

[alwaysnewkid]

I recently learned that my parents overstayed their tourist visa when they first arrived in the USA and I was basically an anchor baby. They’re naturalized citizens now though.

[panicked-pirate]

curse

being extroverted and shy

[extrovertproblems]

*looks in the ‘extrovert’ tag* *only sees posts about introverts*

[extrovert-problems]

Extrovert Problem #19

The sting you feel when no one greets you back.

[extrovert-problems]

Extrovert Problem #21

“Extroverts are the majority.”

Then explain why 90% of the people I know are introverts.

[alwaysnewkid]

Pretty much.