when we first started working together, the world was an old movie. it was all black and white
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when we first started working together, the world was an old movie. it was all black and white
‘’I became friends with Mariska and she’s a part of my life now. I don’t just miss the role, I miss her…It’s chemistry - it happens or doesn’t, and it happened’’- Raul Esparza
JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED
The judge who sentenced this sexual predator is Rosemarie Aquilina. Larry Nassar abused over 150 women, including Gabby Douglas, Simone Biles, and Aly Raisman. Judge Rosemarie made sure this predator pays the price for each and every one of them. Hella props to this badass judge. Judges around the world need to take notes.
This is a gif of Judge Rosemarie tossing a bullshit letter the larry nassar wrote about how “hard” it is for him to hear his victims testify. The level of badassary within this woman is untouchable.
SHE GAVE NO FUCKS I LOVE HER. A SLAY
On Surreal Sunday the deer go shopping. This gift shop at the Horsetooth Inn and RV Park in Fort Collins, CO was recently visited by a small group of deer, including a young doe who strolled right in and began browsing.
“It was hilarious,” Lori told The Dodo. “She was looking at the sunglasses and the chips. I was laughing so hard.”
Eventually Lori was able to lure the doe out of the store, but she returned for a second visit a short while later.
“About 30 minutes later, here comes the deer again with her whole family. They were just looking in the doorway like, ‘Can we come in too?’ I said, No! It was so funny.”
Lori did eventually manage to lure the inquisitive family of deer away from her shop, but not until she took these delightful photos with her phone.
[via Bored Panda]
i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”
Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.
I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.
*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about
*leans over and whispers back* Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst
consider the coconut
this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”
i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.
listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them
This post is a journey
1 Reblog = 1 Respect
I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.
Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!
Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous
Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.
I MEAN where’s the lie
Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.
Me: oh hey it’s that creepy fog siren vide-OOOOOH WHAT THE FUCK
Hey I hate this, thanks
The new War of the Worlds reboot looks amazing
Why does this look so real
this is what digital postproduction students do for fun I guess
#my ex boyfriend is a post production editor and animator#this was literally what he did for fun (via @momo-de-avis)
sometimes a typical day in grad school is just a 16-hour long groan noise with brief pauses for coffee drinking
For someone who does not own a home, I have an unjustifiable amount of scorn for clueless people on HGTV.
me: *sees Harrison Ford trending on twitter*
me:
Clark: *headbutts Diana*
Diana: *headbutts him back*
Clark: DID YOU JUST-?
Clark: *headbutts Diana into the ground*