Lyssa

[alyssayeeter]

*December*

Me: can I get some more toothpaste? Mom: yeah but I'm wrapping it for your Christmas present

[lol-funnyquotes]

Funny Quote #250

15 THINGS TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU’RE INSANE

1. Follow them around the house everywhere. 2. Moo when they say your name. 3. Run into walls. 4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion. 5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, “good morning, sunshine!“ 6. Pluck someone’s hair out and yell, “DNA!” 7. Wear a sticker that says, “I’m a retard" 8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time. 9. In public yell, “No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!“ 10. Actually do what they tell you. 11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly. 12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, “I see dead people.” 13. At everything they say yell, “Liar!“ 14. Try to swim in the floor. 15. Tap on their door all night.

[sunflowercocoa]

for months ive been collecting my fave of bizarre tumblr insults from famous posts in a note thingy on my phone omfg it cracks me up every time. there are truly some creative people here on tumblr.com

[dajo42]

oh no… a person… used their own electronic device… that they own, that is theirs… to take a picture of their own face… that they own, that is theirs… and in doing so they hurt nobody… and took nothing away from anybody… oh no… how could they… how dare they feel confident in themselves and like their appearance… when will they learn that they have to be intentionally miserable and jaded like me… the most irrationally grumpy person in the world

[alyssayeeter]

[alyssayeeter]

I put the 'Pro' in Procrastination❤️

[alyssayeeter]

[ambitiousnash]

OH MY GOD😂😂😂😂

[irwinsvapor]

My Life...

Mom: “What are you doing on your phone all that time?” Me: “Uhh.. Reading.” Mom: “What are you reading?” Me: “Unpublished stories from undiscovered authors..” Mom: “But what are they about?” Me:

[amagcondiary]

hi you guys i’m back!!! i had an amazing summer vacation and i hope you too! btw, what’s your guys’ opinion on hayes’ dancing w the stars adventure? ❤️❤️

[makemehighonlife]

[makemehighonlife]

[masochistmessiah]

Dan & Phil :)  ^0^                                                             

[makemehighonlife]

DWTS

[makemehighonlife]

Dwts

[emma323]

Dat sexy panda 🐼

[rockstarmarquez]

What’d I do?!