LOL-Funny Quotes

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[suuupjess-deactivated20131124]

The best road rage I’ve ever seen was this girl screaming out of her car window “I hope you don’t fuck like you drive!” I still think about that sometimes.

[dahmer-domination12]

[theresassinmysoup]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

[honeyed-simmy]

IM CRYING

[tinderofficial]

JFC WHAT THE FUCK

[i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed-deacti]

me

[surprisebitch]

i dont remember seeing this scene from Hamtaro

[lol-funnyquotes]

I designed these cute t-shirts myself! If you’re interested in picking any of them up, the links are below!

Alpaca t-shirt link

Puppy t-shirt link

[bob-belcher]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Technically both can be removed with lasers

[fuck-benedict]

can we just collectively agree as a generation that we aren’t going to care if each other’s houses are clean when we visit bc im gettin real sick of the “the house has to be spotless or our guests will judge us” deal my parents got goin on

[the-treble-deactivated20160823]

none of us in this generation is going to be able to afford a house.

[sadfag420-deactivated20181217]

[kanjabeto-deactivated20180421]

me: mom i can’t go to school the stress is bad for the baby

mom: what baby?

me: me

[writing-prompt-s]

Produce an emotionally moving one-sentence story.

[meltedbartsimpson]

hot dog fall out of bun directly into storm drain

[irishfolklore-deactivated201912]

I love being in college because there are no actual adults around so everyone is just going around bullshitting their way through basic tasks. Like I can be like “I think I got better from my cold because I ate an orange yesterday” and everyone is like “Yeah makes sense” and somebody could just be like “I’m gonna put my pillow in the washing machine to clean it” and everyone’s like “Sounds like a great idea John”

[finofilipino]

[dontknowmynamelol]

wut

[jimmuhcat]

such majesty

[urfuckentrashbabe]

where r they goin

[goddamngeckogirl]

I never enjoyed a pictures series more

[kibumkim]

my name is pete

and i like feet

everytime i see them

i beat my meat

[newswearword-deactivated2019101]

84 blogs deleted and this wasn’t one of them

[deanpinterester]

hashtag animashun

[thequantumqueer]

guys i found the best one

[antinb-deactivated20181027]

[funnygifs-funnygifs-funnygifs]

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[medievalthymes]

yeah hey @ Persephone can you pls stop messing with your boy toy and come back I need spring

[medievalthymes]

i love the tags on this because there’s only two responses:

1. “leave her alone, she waited all year to get dicked down”

2. “draG HER SIS. WE NEED TO ESCAPE THIS SNOWY HELL”

[theotherrulerofallpotatos]

Okay but it’s not Persephone doing this. Let’s all start putting the blame where it belongs. Demeter, your daughter is a grown woman. Get your shit together.

[prokopetz]

Prediction: Grinch-related media is going to continue drifting further and further away from its original premise until eventually it just becomes conventional for the male lead in seasonal feel-good romantic comedies to be hairy and green for no obvious reason.

[kadenzys-gone]

I am strongly in favor of orc representation, and if this is how they have to get a foot in the door so be it.

[prokopetz]

I was about to object that the Grinch clearly isn’t an orc, but upon consideration I can’t back that up. Maybe that’s what all orcs look like when they don’t shave.

[bitchycode]

[memehumor]

Bitch you thaw’t