Entitled

[am-funny-i-yet]

Being single in this world is truly tough — what if I don’t have any smart brain cells left in me to have an ‘interesting conversation’?

Why aren’t dumb conversations acceptable anymore? What happened to fun?

[am-funny-i-yet]

Adding music to our posts and stories is the closest we've come to having background music in our lives and I think that’s beautiful 😂

[am-funny-i-yet]

Someone threw a paper plane made out of tissue paper at me and i flinched like i was hit with a rock and i think i understand why my reflexes are so bad.

[buttalecki]

when i was in primary school the head teacher stood up in assembly and said ”who can tell me the hardest word to say” so i put my hand up and said “antidisestablishmentarianism” and the principal said ”no the correct answer is the word sorry“ and it was in that moment that i lost my trust in the entire education system

[thursday]

[unflirtatious]

[gaybabyjail-deactivated20130507]

do u ever see someone reALLY cute in public and you just kinda ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[am-funny-i-yet]

Conversation I had while at work today.

Me: So what do you want to be for Halloween?

Little Girl: I think I should be Thor.

Her Mother: You know Thor's a boy right?

Little Girl: Yeah and I'm a girl and I want to be Thor.

Her Mother: Don't you want to be something pretty?

Little Girl: Thor is pretty.

[cat-parlour]

[starlingheart]

Foot

[infernalhera]

The beans are growing nicely this year.

[nobaadtrip-blog]

[sith-lady]

This made me giggle like a loser.

[mogatrat]

boss is going by

quick wave at the boss

[khemicalvex]

[always-a-pleasure]

[yolomcswaggurl-deactivated20130]

my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour

[isis-]

bless this child he will go far in life

[reservoir-of-blood]

Emily Vancamp as Sharon Carter in “Captain America: The Winter Soldier”

[project-blackbird]

Here’s an example of what we call a “soft no”. Sharon turns down Steve’s offer in a way that’s meant not to insult him but never actually uses the word “no”.

Steve clearly gets the message, though, and importantly offers to leave her alone. Sharon’s comment afterwards gives him an opportunity to try again later, but he doesn’t press and respects her rejection of his company even though it’s probably hurt his feelings a bit.

Just in case you ever wonder “What would Captain America do?”; there you go.

[kirstenmcduffie]

never do something steve rogers wouldn’t do.

[jcalvinist]

Unless it’s jumping out of a plane without a parachute, you probably shouldn’t do that

[giandujakiss-deactivated2021081]

I just have to add - I’ve seen interviews with Marvel people where they say that this scene demonstrates that Cap’s awkward with women and doesn’t know how to ask women out on a date.  And it drives me crazy, because - as the OP says - Steve behaved perfectly here.  It was a very charming, nonthreatening offer, and he accepted her rejection with good grace.  You can’t help but feel that to Hollywood, the fact that she said no means he asked badly - which is exactly how I’d expect Hollywood to think, namely, the idea that men should keep pressing and pushing women until they say yes

[warpaintpeggy]

Read this, then read it again.

[surprisedbitch]

seeing your own posts on your dash

[tuesday]

ed has no girlfriend because sheeran away

[sexhaver]

i knew a dude in college who kept an old Smirnoff bottle full of water on his desk and would casually chug straight out of it in the middle of conversations with new people in order to establish dominance

[bryarly]

New plan

[lianabrooks]

I knew girls in high school who casually kept water bottles filled with Smirnoff at their desks and drank them during class in order to survive the American school system. 

[heckayeah]

New plan