Brash and Curious

"Someone should. Someone should love you. I will bite him if he will not." -- Omar, from Seraphina by Rachel Hartman.

[fortist166]

A little late but Happy Halloween! My country doesn’t celebrate it so I’m kinda jelous of these guys 🥹

[queersona]

therapist: cunt dracula is not real and cannot fuck you.

cunt dracula:

[queersona]

[jojo pose] count dracula. [different jojo pose] nice to meet you. [jojo walk cycle] alexa, turn down the music! [the obnoxious music doesn't change volume] mr harker

[virtualgirladvance]

Cuntula

[mysticalalleycat]

[thesweetpianowritingdownmylife]

Guess which slime tutorial has just dropped

[thecollectibles]

Art by ToshiaSan

[official-lucifers-child]

so my friend just texted me to see how i’m doing today. i said i’m alright why do you ask. and he said you were wearing more rings than usual today. and i said yeah what’s that got to do with the price of fish. he replied. with. “You wear more rings when you need the extra sensory input in your hands, which is usually correlated to an overall worse mental state because usually you like less sensory input, your max number of rings is 3 or 4. So I thought I’d check on how you’re doing.”

to be loved is to be known but jesus christ please be a little stupider.

[official-lucifers-child]

okay i know i’m op but ??? @wizardarchetypes this is hilarious to me

[my-dailydreams]

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

HELP!!!!!

[neal-illustrator]

Getting snacks for the team!

[thecollectibles]

Art by Dioknarf

[moon-mason]

[madamslayyy]

Got his ass together in three words

[bogleech]

Okay but frog genitalia are internal whereas male rats have among the largest proportionate ballsacks of any animal.

[callmestannismaybe]

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sisyphusshrugged]

Dan Hays Colorado Snow Effect 4 (with detail) 2007, oil on canvas

[niyarest]

[yr-tiktok-mom]

[syrnyj]

[summer-fruits-and-cream]

[5-and-a-half-acres]

One of my favorite trees due to year round interest. Birch bark cherry or Tibetan cherry. Prunus serrula.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

My fucking cat has figured out how to gently dig his claws into my eyelid and pull my eyes open while I'm sleeping. He does this. It does not hurt. He is remarkably precise and gentle. I however am asleep when it happens and do not appreciate being clockwork oranged by a needy clingy goddamn animal who thinks he needs attention.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

I would like to clarify that this animal self feeds and is not being denied breakfast by my sleeping in. He doesn't do this to anyone else. Everyone else simply gets increasingly invasive headbutts and even thats a fairly rare occurence. This fucking cat needs to cuddle with me specifically, And he is decided that the best way to do it is to gently shove his claws underneath my eyelashes and pull. There is no way I can train him out of this because believe it or not shoving your fingers in somebody's eyes to wake them up has the desired reaction.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

We have come to a compromise. One that neatly illustrates the reason I'm not wearing an eyemask.

If I have a hair tie on my wrist, my darling sweet baby boy, love of my life and apple of my eye, can gingerly dig his teeth underneath and grab it in his mouth and then back up. and pull. And Snap the hell out of me with the elastic. Again, he is very gentle and precise, there are never teeth touching my skin. This is not a fluke, he managed this several times in various circumstances and positions.

This is worse than a toddler. We are approaching diabolical machinations hitherto undreamt of by domestic felines.

[sea-salted-wolverine]

Behold, Prince Shithead himself.

[knightofleo]

[parkchanwoohoo]

[alexaloraetheris]

Lion dancers: *beeing Good Bois, getting good grades in performance*

Baby lion dancer: *appears*

Lion dancers: *running fast as they can* BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

[rongzhi]

song: 其实都没有 - 于冬然 (remix not on youtube)