I Know What I Want...

[effervescentbi]

May “Badass” Parker 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[lord-kitschener]

[teenscoolest]

[onlytwitterpics]

[thenatsdorf]

[recommend]

Dog ruins ever frame of Google Street View by chasing the camera (x)

[1995--emo]

how to take compliments 101 by Lorna Morello  

[fatmanatee]

[princessrhcenyra]

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[cupcakelogic]

hired

[bunnydoesasbunnydo]

[siyahinsimyasi]

[keithsweatshop]

[queersona]

[nerdbaron]

future schools are going to need a whole new class made in order to understand this

[whitepeopletwitter]

[stargazeonafullmoonnight]

I mean… mood.

[lady-feral]

Meanwhile, boomers: “This is the best service I ever had! Here’s a bible verse on the back of a fake $20 bill! Now maybe you’ll be motivated to get a real job you fucking scum! Jesus loves you!”

[thelittlesith]

Both of those are the realest things ever working in the restaurant industry. Like jesus fuck. Compliments don’t pay my bills, Karen.