oh

im gayer than i thought.

[kaijuborn]

Updated for 2014!

Movies:

Nightmare before Christmas Corpse bride The Addams family The Addams family value Sweeny Todd Scooby Doo Scooby Doo 2 Monsters Inc. Monsters University Beetlejuice Ghostbusters Ghostbusters II ParaNorman Frankenweenie Sleepy Hollow It’s the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown Dark Shadows Casper Under wraps Don’t look under the bed Mad monster party The worst witch Halloweentown Halloweentown II Young Frankenstein Clue Gremlins Practical magic The Rocky Horror Picture Show Haunted mansion Little vampire Little Nicky Coraline Hotel Transylvania Hocus Pocus

Shows and Halloween specials:

Ruby Gloom Phineas and Ferb 1 | 2 | 3 | 4  Simpsons 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 Lilo and Stitch American Dragon: Jake Long Kim Possible Danny Phantom That’s so Raven Unfabulous Lizzie McGuire The Proud Family Hey Arnold! Ned’s declassified Zoey 101

Recipes:

Iced pumpkin cookies Mini pumpkin swirl cheesecakes Perfect pumpkin pie No bake spiderweb cheesecake Orange and black cupcakes Spiderweb tutorial for cupcakes, cookies and brownies Butterbeer Butterbeer cupcakes Cauldron cakes Chocolate fudge cake with ghost maringues Frankenstein marshmallow pops No bake pumpkin spice cookie balls Caramel apple cinnamon rolls The ultimate Halloween spooktacular roundup Pumpkin mousse Orange pumpkin pancakes Halloween candy buffet DIY Halloween candy Candy apples Homemade cotton candy 25 sweet and salty Halloween snacks 15 easy Halloween dessert recipes Candy corn fruit cups Monster doll cookies Spooky sweets for Halloween Halloween cuisine Jello worms Pumpkin chocolate chip bars Chocolate spiders Brain cupcakes Spiderweb cupcakes Pumpkin and ginger cheesecake Honey pumpkin pie Butternut pumpkin pies Bloody floats Scaredy crackers Halloween candy made easy Popcorn balls 64 non candy snack ideas Ooey gooey monster eye cookies Spooky Halloween spirits Ghoulishly Glowing cupcakes Frightful fruit kebabs Poison toffee apples

Playlists:

Rocktober Devil’s swing Come little children Up after midnight Did you hear that? Manhunt Billy where are you, Billy? Is that you? EVERYBODY SCREAM! The chills Creepy songs Spooky tunes Double, double, toil & trubble Dance around the fire Indie horror Noctuary Carnival cabaret It’s too quiet Halloween fanmix vol. 1 Halloween fanmix vol. 2 Witches Light the torches Thriller Conversations with ghosts Bad moon rising

Decorations & costumes:

DIY pumpkin candles Indoors Halloween decoration 30 DIY decorations for Halloween Canning jar lid pumpkin Decorating with autumn leaves Cheap Halloween decorations Best Halloween decorations Halloween crafts for kids Quick and inexpensive Halloween decorations Last minute skeleton costumes Last minute Wednesday Addams costume Silent film stars costumes Umbrella bat costume Quick costumes for kids 60 fall decorating ideas Fancy napkin decor 11 enchanting Halloween decorating ideas No carve pumpkin decorating Haunting homemade Halloween decorations DIY Halloween decorations Homemade Halloween decorations How to make styrofoam tombstones 40 easy to make Halloween decors Origami bats Spooky jars 80s makeup tutorial Easy DIY Halloween costume ideas Sparkly mermaid makeup tutorial Lioness makeup tutorial Corpse paint tutorial Cartoon lips 1920s flapper look Easy Halloween crafts Spider Queen makeup tutorial Sally (Nightmare before Christmas) makeup tutorial Skull makeup tutorial

[queenie-ohqueenie]

As I reached each category, I was just going, “oh my god…OH my god…OH my GOD…OH MY GOD YES…”

[nowyoukno]

One thing I just had to add: The Monster Mash (W/ Lyrics!)

[shalrath]

australians dont have sex

australians mate

[105northtower]

I spat out my coffee

[quarterclever]

sorry about your

[inkywink]

frICK

[disneyandpixars]

[amateurpotato]

aliens: *exist*

me: i know

[itzbatz-deactivated20240722]

SCARY MOVIES SET IN HOUSES ARE THE WORST

I LIVE IN A HOUSE

[amateurpotato]

Me getting arrested: It's ok I can handle this I've seen every episode of Orange Is The New Black

[fleece-deactivated20121011]

maybe i’m still single because i didn’t forward that chain email to 17 of my closest friends 5 years ago

[unluckycharmxo-blog]

that’ll explain the little girl with no eyes at the end of my bed too

[leswickedwitchoftheopera-deacti]

Your fave is problematic: Ben Wyatt

Icetown

[amateurpotato]

chris traeger voice: Ann Perkins! (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞

[vlnci]

He’s straight, unfortunately.

ancient gay proverb (via punkrockdragonrainbowhipster)

[sexemulators]

When love is not madness it is not love.

Pedro Calderón de la Barca (via quotethatword)

[ane-sthetic]

“Don’t say you hate your fam-” No.

“Omg you should love your fami-” No.

“Be grateful they’re your famil-” No.

If you have been bullied, hit, teased, put down, hurt, lied to, or hated by your own family; you don’t need to justify how you feel. You don’t need to explain yourself. You are allowed to hate a family member or dislike a family member if they’ve given you a reason to.

[stvalentease-deactivated2022060]

This is so fucking important.

[springbudeyes]

It’s true. Family is basically a microcosm of government, complete with hierarchy and those who would abuse it. 

[zzdigital]

What if someone got bitten by a vampire, but didn’t realize it. So then they go around and keep misidentifying all the symptoms, like

“Dude, you haven’t gone outside in a while.” “Yeah, last time I went out I got this wicked sunburn.”

“Are you still up?” “Yeah, I started bing watching this show on Netflix.”

“Dude, I’m seriously craving something right now.” “Like what?” “I dunno. Pizza rolls?”

[adriofthedead]

“Why is it that you never come into my house unless I invite you?” “Um, it’s called ‘being polite’…?”

[paulichu]

“I tried cooking with garlic the other night and got this serious burn on my hand. I think I’m allergic, but all I’m getting on Google is vampire bullshit.”

[samarajournal]

“Dude can a mirror like… stop working or something?”

[espeoradar]

“Dude, why do you keep posting pictures of the floor?” “…Those are meant to be selfies, I guess my camera must be broken.”

“Dude, I am all for you expressing your religious beliefs, but could you not wear your crucifix when I’m around? It really bugs me for some reason.”

[thecarlonethatalsowrites-deacti]

“I went to church yesterday and the holy water was really hot!”

[recondite-room]

“Have you ever noticed how cute bats are? like really noticed? sweet lil balls of fluff with wings man.”

[heijian]

australians are so weak in winter

[tawghasa]

I would fight you on this but I’m too cold to move.

[mystery-flavour]

My boyfriend and I were buying our tickets for Jurassic World today when we heard the Jurassic Park theme playing in the parking lot. 

I thought “wow. there’s some die hards” 

and then this drove by, blaring the fucking song 

[hotelmario]

[amateurpotato]

blog post: i have to pee but im too lazy

someone: looks like urine trouble

tumblr: YOU FUCKING DID NOT

tumblr: DID YOU FUCKING JUST

tumblr: IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS WEBSITE

tumblr: I FUCKING LITERALLY CAN'T RIGHT NOW

tumblr: OMG THE COMMENT THOUGH

tumblr: *8 supernatural gifs*

tumblr: THIS IS WHY I LOVE TUMBLR