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[dailyfrogs]

Today’s frog is

YOU

[teneral]

HUH??!

WHAT THE….. HUUOAAAAAAUUAAAAGAAGGHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRIIIIIIBBIT!!!!

[steamandsequins-deactivated2020]

ice water is so fucking good

[persistent-wallflower]

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

normal ocean creatures: ah. viva la sea. the blue, it is harsh but it is my love. i am a magnificent creature in a magical place

the deep ocean weirdos: i don't need oxygen to survive. i haven't eaten since the fall of byzantium. i have 300 eyes on my eyeballs. its been 14000 years since I've bumped into another life form. I'll kick anything's ass. nothing can kill me not even death

[peteneems]

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

what was he convicted of?

[rosalista]

me: makes a sim

me:

[crayyola-deactivated20220827]

Ive cried of laughter 3 times because of this set of tweets its so fucking funny help

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

[virgil-in-the-bathroom-deactiva]

Terrifying thought but I absolutely agree

[awwcutepets]

Highly successful honeybee

[george-crowstanza]

Absolutely off the shits

[monsieurenjlolras]

lost 

in

the

sauce

[wetslug]

god i hate being alive i just wanna die in a national park under mysterious circumstances 

[wetslug]

ok im done being dramatic i finally started my homework and its not that bad

[vile-things]

[gaybuttfuckzone]

[paulthebukkit]

give me the ball papa

[nikeypapi]

how do you deal with anxiety ?

i let it fuck me up then i go to bed

[tonyaharding1991]

[benepla-deactivated20180521]

a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

[cheeso]

just a reminder to my new followers that if were ever able to cross the explanatory gap and share our color perception qualia with each other, proving finally that we all do see colors differently, my red is real as shit and youve been seeing crap fake red. so come to terms with your shit fake red while it lasts

[tm37-archive]

“when im 20 he’ll be 25” but you arent???? 20. youre 15??? and he is 20????????? why is a 20 year old into 15 year olds

[when-the-wind-stands-fair]