Friendly Neighborhood Superhero

Hey everyone! Name's Peter Parker. Just a kid from Queens who likes science and photography and lives with his Aunt. Totally not Spider Man. Totally not even affiliated with the Avengers. But, we do know each other. Fairly well. In fact, Spider-Man his personal photographer. -Indie RP/ Ask Blog for Peter Parker/ Spider-Man- Theme credit to hatterthemes Sideblog: straxghtandarrow

[amazingshutterbug]

So Endgame reignited my Marvel muse.

Searching for MCU/ Marvel Roleplayers! As well as DC!

Please reblog if you are a comic book roleplayer and would like to interact!

[amazing-spiderling]

Chapter 4 : Down We Fall

Peter makes up his mind to tell Wade the truth about being Spider-Man, but super heroics and a blast from the past get in the way. Well, if at first you don’t succeed…

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[filmnoirsbian]

Thanos, a philosophy and economics double major who thinks once you eat a plant it will never grow back: i have to slaughter half the universe’s population with the infinity stones, so that no one ever runs out of resources and starves

Thor, a phys ed and linguistics major with a minor in women’s studies, taking a sip of his strawberry protein shake: can’t you just use the infinity stones to create more resources tho?

Thanos: blocked

[sunny-dayze]

Thor: Unblock me I need to tell you something

Thanos: What?

Thor: Bitch

[amazingshutterbug]

uhhhh....

starter/ask call...?

[marvel-lous-things]

Peter: May? I’m back.

May: Where were you this whole time?

Tony, from outside the window: *mouthing* Internship

Peter: Ginger dip

Tony: Just ground him

[weirdbuzzfeed]

Excuse Me, Here Is A Very Important Photo Of Chris Hemsworth’s Arm

[buzzfeed]

:)

[reddysetgo]

@keyhollow

[yourladyindank]

This is objectification and this sexism whether you all like it or not.

[cheshireinthemiddle]

[amazingshutterbug]

The idea that men can’t be objectified by being oversexualized by the media and that it’s just a woman thing is insulting, sexist and disgusting.

[amazingshutterbug]

Inbox Starter Call!

Like/Reblog for your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man to swing into your inbox!

[amazingshutterbug]

Peter: Thor's my hero.

Banner: Thor's a homo.

Peter: He is not.

Banner: *smirking* Yes he is. Thor's a total homo.

Peter: Take it back! Take it back, Bruce! Take back what you said about Thor!

Banner: No

Natasha: *walks in behind Bruce*

Peter: *smirking* If you don't take back what you said, I'll tell Nat about all those love poems you write about her.

Banner: Okay... I take it back. Thor is not a homo.

Peter: Thanks. Hi, Nat!

Banner: *turns red*

Peter: *laughs and swings away*

[memesforu-blog]

Kidnapped Starters

“Shut your mouth or you’ll never see the light of day again.” “If they’d hurry up with the ransom, I wouldn’t have to keep you as long.” “Stop squirming.” “Scream to your heart’s content, Princess. No one can hear us out here.” “Not sure I’m ready to let you go just yet. It’s too much fun watching you suffer.” “I’m sorry, what was that? It’s hard to hear you with that thing in your mouth.” “Shh, keep quiet for just a little longer. We’re almost there.” “Aww, you’re actually trying to run away with tied hands and feet. That’s so cute.” “That should keep you nice and quiet.”  “It’s a shame that no one cares enough to come to the rescue.” “Has anyone ever told you that you’re the perfect hostage? It’s incredible.” “Being tied to a chair suits you.” “Don’t scream. Everyone will hear.” “Sorry I had to snatch you. Didn’t exactly have a choice in the matter. Comfortable enough?”  “Where the hell do you think you’re going?” “Mommy and Daddy can’t save you from me, sweetheart. We’re all alone in here.” ”If I take my hand away, are you going to scream again?” “There, nice and tight. No way to get out of that.” “Try and bite me again. One more time. Come on…” “Okay, I’m going to take out the gag and you’re going to tell me what I want to know. Scream and it goes back in with more stuffing. Understand?” “I’m not going to hurt you. Just cooperate.” “Guess snooping really doesn’t do any good, huh?” “Stop struggling!” “Give up already. The ties aren’t going to loosen.” “No way the blindfold’s coming off.” “Do you prefer zip ties or electrical tape? No reason not to be a gentleman about a kidnapping.”  “Sh, sh, sh, stop kicking.” “Ankles together. I’m not going to tell you again.” “Talk or I’ll make you.” “Do you want to die?” “Mmph isn’t a word, darling. You’re going to have to speak more clearly.” “Get in the car or I’ll shoot.” “Scared? That’s good. You should be.” “Stop crying. It’s pathetic.” “Like knives?”  

[amazingshutterbug]

Starter Call for Marvel/DC!

Like if you want a starter/ would like to plot!

[kimbasprite]

I know this is slightly complex, but it’s worth it! Like the Pokemon one I made before, I tried to make this one as accurate as possible as well. While the birthdays thing isn’t 100% canon, it has been said that most benders are born within their element’s corresponding seasons. So, Water=Winter, Earth=Spring, Fire=Summer, Air=Fall. And it’s said that all children born into the air nomads become benders since they’re raised so spiritually! :) As for the special dates within the months, they’re the winter/summer solstices and spring/fall equinoxes, which have held significance within the Avatar-verse in the past, so I figured they’d be fun to include to give people the opportunity to be a different kind of bender than their homeland. 

Most people will likely be nonbenders, since it’s typically more common. So, I tried to make things as interesting and diverse as possible with the nonbender skills/occupations.

Hope you enjoy! If you reblog, tell us who your character would be. :D

[artemuscain-gamingandbs]

Eat my entire ass, I’m a cabbage vendor in the fire kingdom.

[danguy96]

Well, I’m a Metalbender in the Earth Kingdom.

Sorry about the rough luck.

[rainbowloliofjustice]

I’m a pick pocket from the fire nation.

[cats-wolverine]

I am a traditional Earth Bender from the Fire Mountain City

[amazingshutterbug]

I'm an earthbender entertainer from the Southwen water tribe. Lmao sounds like me :-D

[quinnwithagrin]

SAVE NET NEUTRALITY

Things that will suffer with the loss of Net Neutrality:

Schools

Trans/NB people looking for binders online

Suicidal people in need of support

People who have trouble socializing irl

Artists

YouTubers

Small business owners

You

Me

Everyone

Students

Pet owners

Abuse victims

LGBTQ+ people

Online shoppers

Hospitals

Victims of crimes

Kids living in abusive households

Stay at home parents

The poor

The drug addicted

The alcoholics

The victims of natural disasters

Tumblr users

Twitter users

Instagram users

YouTube users

Facebook users

Snapchat users

Gamers

Music lovers

Collectors of any kind

LITERALLY EVERYONE ON EARTH WITH INTERNET ACCESS

AND WITHOUT IT

PEOPLE WONT BE ABLE TO HELP POOR COUNTRIES IF THEY DONT KNOW THAT THEYRE POOR

EVERYONE WILL SUFFER WITH THE LOSS OF NET NEUTRALITY. WE CANNOT LET OURSELVES BE SILENCED. WE CANNOT LET THE NEEDY GROW POOR. WE CANNOT LET OUR WORLD PERRISH. WE CANNOT LET TEENS COMMIT SUICIDE. WE CANNOT LET CHILDREN GO WITHOUT AN EDUCATION.

WE CANNOT LET OUR NATION DIE. WE CANNOT LET OUR ENTIRE WORLD PERISH.

[catastrophexsaved-blog]

amazingshutterbug:

Peter turned then to see two blonde boys around his age and gave a nervous smile and wave.

“Bonjour, er… comment t'appelles… tu?” Peter tried, nor knowing if he’d gotten the words right, “J'mappelles Peter Parker…? I think… that’s right?”

              “Américain.” Felix says dryly to his twin, then he quickly switches to English for Peter’s sake. “You have such an awful, awful accent, Monsieur Parker.” Felix’s accent in speaking English is very light, like he’s been speaking it his whole life. 

              “It’s nice to meet you Peter! You don’t have to try to speak french for us. We’re both fluent in English.” Adrien’s accent is simiilarly light, and he’s grinning brightly at Peter. “My name is Adrien, and this is my brother Felix.”

[amazingshutterbug]

Phew! Wasn't that a relief? He'd been okay in Spanish, but Peter had a feeling he had just butchered French.

"Oh wow, that's great! Er... that you both speak English and all!" he said, awkwardly extending his hand, "It's great to meet you both! Adrien and Felix. So... you guys are twins?"

[bob-belcher]

[victor-of-latveria]

Yeah, but it’s going to take two movies to do the job right.

[emblemofxfeminism-deactivated20]

THE JUSTICE LEAGUE WORKING WITH THE AVENGERS DURING INFINITY WAR, THAT AND THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY.

[awwww-cute]

[blackandmildwithgod]

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Need my $10

[apollonne-deactivated20201016]

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

[miss-babygirl]

Broke college student. I need this.

[charcoalartisan-deactivated2019]

Hear Me Out

I know we’re tired of hearing it, but it will be worth it. We need to save our online freedoms. Even if it means reblogging one post about net neutrality a day, DO IT. WE CANNOT AFFORD TO LOSE THIS BEAUTIFUL DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY WE’VE BUILT ON TUMBLR.