Outlearn Them. Outlive Them.

“The best course of action is to walk recklessly into the darkness."

[fuks]

[surreal--memes]

[deadsarious]

me as a parent

[thebootydiaries]

[thebootydiaries]

Dearest annoyinglymymusic,

I write to you on this hot summer’s eve with amazing news. I want you to know that ever since you left a comment on my shitpost, my life has changed. I was brought to tears upon reading your eluquent words, the part about “terrorist scum” truly was beautiful. After reading that, I immediately called ISIS and decided to stop being a terrorist. I told them about your comment and they all stopped too. ISIS was defeated because of you. You. You literally stopped terrorism. I cancelled my job at ISIS (I was a receptionist) and decided to take up sewing. I have a wife and two kids now.

Thank you for changing my life,

Thebootydiaries

[officiallordvetinari]

So apparently the Animorphs cover artist also made that amazing series of wizard pictures?? And he sells prints of both? His Etsy store is here and the other link is here.

[mens-rights-activia]

[lesbianshepard]

its funny when edgy dudes are like “humans are unnatural. we are the only species that will consume so many resources that the land can not sustain us and still continue to reproduce. name one other species that does that” because like, off the top of my head? deer. 

[thcgummy-deactivated20211107]

First of all he’s perfect

[guerrillatech]

[goopypaltrow]

[chrisweedpiano]

this is some horror movie shit

[lucentgallivanter]

#Jesus is a reverse-Dracula #vis a vis appearing in photos

Examining the other evidence, we find:

Feeds other people his own blood

An affinity for crucifixes

Not only able to cross water but can also walk on it

[theloa]

Shows up uninvited in people’s houses Can’t turn into a bat

[thyrell]

ok now i dont wanna be that guy but i feel like crucifixes were like, still pretty harmful to jesus actually

[syrupmancer]

he reclaimed them

[whitepeopletwitter]

[studentlifeproblems]

[bogleech]

For decades, the medical community has ignored mountains of evidence to wage a cruel and futile war on fat people, poisoning public perception and ruining millions of lives. It's time for a new paradigm.

“Diets do not work. Not just paleo or Atkins or Weight Watchers or Goop, but all diets. Since 1959, research has shown that 95 to 98 percent of attempts to lose weight fail and that two-thirds of dieters gain back more than they lost. The reasons are biological and irreversible. “

[chrisco90]

Fatsplaining at its finest. I don’t give a fuck when someone chooses to not be healthy, but don’t sit there and make bullshit excuses and blame anything other than yourself and your lack of self control. Take responsibility and own up to it, you’re not fooling anyone.

[bogleech]

I’m sorry other people’s shapes make you so angry that you pretend science is wrong

[mschaos]

Obviously this person must think climate change is wrong and vaccines cause autism

[runcibility]

Author posted some great follow up tweets: https://twitter.com/RottenInDenmark/status/1043141336239497217

[roboco-san]

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

[roboco-san]

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

[goshyesvintageads]

Philip Morris Inc, 1969

[fixaidea]

Me: …The hell is it called the ‘drawing room’ for? Was drawing really such a wide-spread hobby, and if so, why do I never see any art equipment in the reconstructions of any of these rooms?

Historian, curator and documentary presenter Dr Lucy Wosley: Actually it was originally called the ‘withdrawing room’, as in the place one withdrew to, and where only family and important guests were allowed to enter. The name got shortened over time.

Me: Oooooohhhh

[darkshadeless]

wait, so all those scenes where people are invited into the ‘drawing room’ are actually a declaration of intimacy and close friendship or otherwise close ties / importance?

[jeanjauthor]

Yes.

Writers, take notes.

[gallusrostromegalus]

And then to circle all the way around again, my studio is the place I withdraw to, where only family and important guests are allowed, and even then only with special permission.

Seriously though the concept of one having specific spaces in which to get the hell away from people is something that needs to get back into the public in the era of privacy invasion and oversharing.

[fashion-runways]

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