She/her. Murderface Expert. Reignited my love of Metalocalypse in quarantine. Figured I was too old to be doing this, but then I discovered lots of cool folk my age here that I wanted to interact/share observations with! This page is a safe space for everyone β€π§‘πππππ€. Unless you're any kind of bigot. Or hate William Murderface. Or like Subway sandwiches. (Not sure how often that will come up on here, but I have an uncompromisable loathing for them. I hope this confession doesn't get me sued).Β
He can name more Arizonian cities than I'm used to seeing referenced in media
His desertscape interior design concept really captures the spirit of that "multi-millionaire who says he lives out in the desert when he's talking about his winter home in Scottsdale."
It might be a little while before I can see Doomstar, so can someone please answer me this?...
Do we actually get any Murderface backstory in it? Anything pre-klok, childhood? I'm guessing no since I haven't seen anything about it and I think people would be in their feels about it. But I hope I'm wrong!
If you're still doing the soft writing prompts, can you do
Cuddling into each other's warmth when it's winter/or pulling each other into dark hallways for yearning secret kisses with Moidaface, please??
a/n: both? both is good. also these ones are semi nsft so 18+, iβm in my murderface feels ig but when am i not?
murderface and cuddling into each other's warmth when it's winter
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Will grunts as you wrap your arms around his middle and wiggle your body closer to his. He should be more pissed off that the guys decided to bunk you and him together but he canβt really be mad when the sexiest person heβs ever seen is clinging on to him the way you are. Albeit, itβs because itβs incredibly cold but he can imagine that itβs because you want him.
In fact, itβs all heβs been able to do the past week youβve all been vacationing in the little mountain cabin. Heβs been dreaming of maybe running away with you and building a little family together in a cabin similar to this. But itβs all dreams, isnβt it?
You hum and breathe in deeply, heβs been taking more showers ever since you started getting closer so he smells almost good. Musky in that particularly masculine way, the way thatβs just natural enough to be sexy. Youβd be lying if you said you hadnβt thought of him, but right now you just keep telling yourself its too cold to sleep without him.
Will begins to relax and wraps his arms around you, rubbing his rugged nose into your hair and smelling just as you did a second ago. You smell significantly sweeter.
Itβs not long before youβre both drifting off to sleep with cozy thoughts of each other.
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murderface and pulling each other into dark hallways for yearning secret kisses
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Initially, this was supposed to be a one time thing. He was supposed to give you his virginity and then get on with his life. Go get some groupies and get the ball rolling, so to speak. But he just canβt get you out of his head.
It always happens when everybodyβs finally asleep, when you two are truly alone together. Heβll walk the halls down to your room until you pull him in front of your door and hide behind an unlit corner. This corner where youβve touched and prodded parts of him he never wouldβve thought someone would touch.
Although, now that he thinks about it as your teeth pinch and drag down his neck, would he really want anyone else to touch him this way? Could he ever trust someone more than he trusts you? No, no he doesnβt think he could.
Your lips are soft and warm as they come crashing down once more against his own, his little squeaks and muffled moans are music to your ears. His calloused hands grip and rub at your hips, pulling your pelvis right up against his own.
He kneads your ass and pulls just a little bit more, earning a gasp and sigh from you. Your fingers are playing with the curls at the nape of his neck and he practically growls with wanton abandon.
He needs you again. And again, and again, and again.
I wrote this in response to this (great) post by @justfandomtings about what kind of dads the boys would be (mine is specifically about - who else? - Murderface).
I was actually thinking recently about how I think MF has such a sweet moment in this episode. I love it when he goes up to FDD and puts his arm around him and asks, "Do YOU know what a charity event is?" It's just very classic parent (or adult) trying to talk to a kid, or impart wisdom to them. Unfortunately for MF, this poor kid had a lot of trauma and neurological issues that none of them were remotely equipped to deal with and he reacted badly, but he tried. And honestly, that's the only time in the episode that any of them kind of tried to directly address him or get to him on his perceived "level." (I think; i honestly skip that episode most of the time because I hate it otherwise, so I could be wrong!). Of course, MF is the one who famously gets into a slap fight with this child so he's seen as the worst potential parent, but it wasn't his idea to neuter him or feed him a bucket of slop or anything (this is why I hate this episode π ). Maybe (definitely) i have my rose-colored Will glasses on here, but I feel like, not only with FDD but everyone in general, he tries to really be nice to them. When he's met with a bad reaction, unfortunately he automatically retaliates just as badly or worse, but I think that, again, he's so used to being shit on his whole life that when he puts himself out there nicely and is still met with resistance, he reacts horribly out of that deep pain. Which would be annoying AF in real life but when you know the pain and all the intimate personal shit of these completely fictional characters... sympathy. And, honestly, I also feel like he really only acts like a giant tantrum-throwing asshole in front of the guys or in public. Think about it. He freaks out and smashes his guitar in front of Twinkletits and all the guys when denied a banana sticker, but he doesn't do anything like that when it's just him and Twinkletits one-on-one. Sure, he's resistant, but can you blame him? I think it's really just that he gets embarrassed and hurt, but deep down, he's just a sweet lil softie who wants to be liked/loved. And he does try, in his own way. He just probably never learned how to get along with people and is so used to being treated horribly that it's hard for him. My poor Willie. β€β€
Also, I think he'd definitely be that kind of dad who's always trying to teach his kids and point things out to them. Sometimes he's wrong, but his partner (or bandmate, or Charles, or anyone else around if they're at like a children's museum or something) steps in. Then when his kids are like three they start asking questions he can't answer and he has to figure out how to deal with that (and probably reads up on a bunch of random crap in anticipation of all his kids' potential questions, lol).
Appreciation post for Dethkloks son fatty ding dong. Beautiful Beautiful boy.
I liked this episode because we kinda saw what type of father
OK if Murderface were to somehow end up with a girl I'd think it be her. 1.shes gorgeous 2.the small amount of screen time they had together, I could see great amount of potential 3.she actually liked him! She saw a good part of murderface first instead of his usual personality that makes people not give him a chance, I think since she saw that he has good qualities, she might give him a chance. 4.she looks like a girl who can take a challenge and not fold easily, like Abigail when she doesn't take the bands shit, I easily see her correcting murderface from the start. (And murderface listening since he's all talk and no bite)
Give her 4 months and she would have made murderface into top boyfriend material.
Remember when murderface was having a breakdown with his sexuality? Well, here's every image from that screen.
So we see of course some hot women and men. Then the doctor, some animals? Food (most noticeably the hotdog lol.) But what shocked me the most was knubbler and Rockso π.
Something you want to tell us William?
(We also saw his grandmother which I don't think really means anything....or maybe it does. I'm going to make a theory on this later.)
holy shit i never noticed Knubbler is in there! π€―
Also I could be projecting my own OCD onto this but sometimes you get unwanted thoughts during sexual experiences and it is not fun (obviously!). Stuff like the bread and the toucan reminded me of that. And his Grandma; probably some of his issues with sex and sexuality come from her so this was just kind of a crisis. He wasn't getting excited during it; he was just trying to think normally and all this intrusive shit popped in.
... I definitely think he wants to bang the hot guys/chicks and Knubbler, though. π
I really, seriously thought I was going to do a background, but apparently Iβm a filthy liar. This is my Murderface May submission in all its glory. I tried to stay pretty true to the showβs look with the cell shading, but Iβm just even worse at that than smooth shading. My bad.Β
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