Hi I'm Amber and I like your face.

Hi. I'm Amber. I like things. My boyfriend is weird but very cute. That is all.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

lipstick lesbian? no, i’m a burt’s bees bisexual

[nemotes]

Liu Bolin - The Invisible Artist’s newer (and some older) works. official gallery and from and from

[theweedteacher]

Yeah so basically this is the coolest fucking thing you’ll see all day today

[tastefullyoffensive]

[awwww-cute]

My friend wanted a dog so he went and adopted Hank. He is a little different

[lesbianshepard]

i think it’s funny how christianity made a big deal about mary being impregnanted by god and everyone was like “oh my god the son of god! we must worship him listen to his great wisdom.” 

meanwhile, if you said god knocked you up in ancient greece they’d just be like “yeah, me too.”

[ninetynineno]

Okay, I laughed.

[2girl2]

[laymansterms12]

GOLF WITH NO LIMITS

[gaypriori]

[goldencloud]

I have been waiting for the day this showed up on Tumblr.

[sale]

[taeskai]

whatever, whatever

[viledeer-deactivated20151209]

[amberisabeautifulgem]

viledeer:

viledeer:

oh hey also i found a thing in a bush a few days ago and we are now raising the little guy!

for the record that little puffball turned into this terrible monster and all he does is sit like this on couches and chase bugs through the house

get a job, cooper.

[sixpenceee]

The reflection of the light inside a house against the window makes it look like there’s a UFO outside.

[larariumluparum]

good cover story but that’s definitely a ufo

[temptrsent-deactivated20161019]

like, i get it but…

[an-inarticulate-senseofsuburbia]

What carved me into the Bitch I am today

[diigiitalviisiions]

The last one

[honeyxglow]

The last ones just straight savage

[tanzani-coil]

disney insults are the best insults

[batblogging-deactivated20190825]

[baturday]

Right this way, sir, your room is ready.

[munstermashh-deactivated2013120]

The second GIF, “RAAAHHH UNHAND ME, I AM THE NIGHT!”

[trashhmage]

I know I’ve rebageled this before but like I liTERALLY CAN’T HANDLE HOW FUCKING ADORABLE THIS IS

SOBS GROSSLY BECAUSE BATS

[fan-dan-g0]

Rebageled

[mothgoggles-deactivated20210706]

AAAAAAA IM DEAD

[rosalindrobertson]

I am the Night! the adorable Night!

[hallandoates1970topresent-deact]

“We’re living in an era where capturing moments using our phones is more important than actually living these moments with whoever is beside us.” abloo abloo abloo bluhh blah blah bluh blah bluuuuooouuuuaaahhhhhhhhbloooooooooooooooo

[jackthebard]

Just remember. There is no such thing as a fake geek girl. There are only fake geek boys. Science fiction was invented by a woman.

[sourcedumal]

[shuttersmiley]

Specifically a teenage girl. You know, someone who would be a part of the demographic that some of these boys are violently rejecting.

[foxsan-deactivated20140515]

Isaac Asimov.

[sim0nbaz-deactivated20170205]

yo mary shelley wrote frankenstein in 1818 and isaac asimov was born in 1920 so you kinda get my point

[fancyeliza-deactivated20200804]

If you want to push it back even further Margaret Cavendish, the duchess of Newcastle (1623-1673) wrote The Blazing World in 1666, about a young woman who discovers a Utopian world that can only be accessed via the North Pole - oft credited as one of the first scifi novels

Women have always been at the forefront of literature, the first novel (what we would consider a novel in modern terms) was written by a woman (Lady Muraskai’s the Tale of Genji in the early 1000s) take your snide “Isaac Asimov” reblogs and stick it

even in terms of male scifi authors, asimov was predated by Jules Verne, HG Wells, George Orwell, you could have even cited Poe or Jonathan Swift has a case but Asimov?

PbbBFFTTBBBTBTTBBTBTTT so desperate to discredit the idea of Mary Shelly as the mother of modern science fiction you didn’t even do a frickin google search For Shame

[celtyradfem]

Women did it first.