Ambersia

erm... what the dookie?!?!

[muzantropic]

Long conversation / Долгий разговор Natalia Livitchuk, 2016

[krisonthefrontporchwithabeer]

Completely lost all concepts of joke comprehension for a moment because my instinct was to register this as a new type of kitchencel

[zedogica]

having a body made of meat sucks ass

[engygeron-deactivated20260524]

we're not made of meat! and we'll always be with you

[zedogica]

kill dorothy fuck the lion marry the tin man and i dont care about the other one

[pashagohooooonk]

Monhun fans watching the last 5 seconds of the announcement

[7777777awawawa7777777]

listen i know what it looks like i know about my history but i’m a changed mouse now. you seriously gotta give me that cookie right now. it’s not gonna be like those other times. i promise i won’t ask for milk. i won’t do any of that anymore. i was in a bad place back then. i’ve done a lot of growing. i’m breaking my old habits. i can control myself. that cookie looks really really yummy. i could seeeeriously use a treat. i’ll be super normal about it, like remarkably normal. okay maybe i won’t be normal but is that bad is it THAT bad yeahhh it probably is um. i’m sorry. maybe i don’t deserve a cookie. i’m a fucked up little rodent. i’m sick in the head for even wanting it. i’m sorry i always take too much from you no no no i’m sorry for all the negative self talk i know this is just making us both uncomfortable. i don’t want to stress you out again over such a silly thing. i’m okay, really, i’m going to be okay. i don’t need the cookie. maybe i want it a little bit but that’s fine right? okay, actually, it looks yummy and chocolate chip is actually my favorite and i think i would extremely like to eat it. and it would be even more perfect with a glass of milk please and a straw so i can sip it and oh god i’m sorry i’m sorry

[diebootzenkatzen]

[apas-99]

what the fuck kind of fucking tgirls is this? this is tranner. normal type of tgirl online, she hates herself. what the fuck kind of fucking tgirls is this? this is babytrans. some people hate her, but shes alright. what the fuck kind of fucking tgirls is this? this is baeddel. advanced type of tranny, wears a pedo jacket

[vanglaggle]

do people even call their children squirt anymore

[frodoomsday]

not even sport. not even champ. this is the future we're looking at.

[vanglaggle]

take away the teeth and the eyes children don't have that anymore

[frodoomsday]

[jade-sutures]

[buglikethecomputer]

i hate reddit as a whole but r/kitchenchads is the best fucking thing to come out of any website. look at these. look.

“i have had sex before” absolutely hysterical

[punkitt-is-here]

[tahthetrickster]

unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here

[fatgrowlithe]

runner up

[potholefullofsoup]

not a rage comic but this is a personal favorite

[noahverrier]

My oil painting of an Uncrustable

[kristina100000]

feeding my he/hims until they are all buff

[pinene]

feeder shit? on MY dashboard?

[kristina100000]

okay so you want them to malnourish and die...

[dragonroyaly]

[machinot]

*clueless guy in 2006 voice* that iPhone? What a piece of junk. People are never gonna use a phone without a keyboard. I wish there was a way I could be a girl

[nyancrimew]

gonna start saying "this is setting men back 10 years" whenever some guy says some dumb shit

[nyancrimew]

"this is really gonna hurt the male community"

[shinolavolume1-deactivated20240]

That awkward moment when youre a female and you realize 2 men making out and rubbing their cocks together is lowkey kind of awesome

[pjackk]

[mansand]

you if you were a Mighty Bean