AMBITCHIOUS.

"The best years of my life are gone - and they sucked." indie semi sel. rp sideblog for C.C. Babcock, a Broadway Producer (The Nanny). Penned by Sofía {@queencfevil}. .

[ambitchious-babcock]

   A M B I T C H I O U S  [ SPOTIFY + PLAYMOSS ]   ↳  a C.C.Babcock fanmix. 

[ambitchious-babcock]

    t h e   c h i c k e n   &   t h e   s w i n e [ SPOTIFY + PLAYMOSS ]    ↳  a CC/Niles fanmix. Spoilers: there's a happy ending.

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a really long, but categorized, ask meme

ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

“I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

“We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

“I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

“I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

“Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I'm not backing down.”

“You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

“You make me so angry.”

“This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

“And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don't do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

“You’re the one that I want.”

“I don't care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

“Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

“I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

QUOTES - NSFW EDITION

“What do you think about this outfit?”

“Bend over.”

“It’s not going to get up by itself, you know.”

“I thought you’d be bigger.”

“Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?”

“I can’t find my vibrator.”

“Just set your phone on vibrate!”

“I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking.”

“That’s it… do a little striptease for me.”

“You can watch… but you can’t touch.”

“Be quiet! They’re going to hear us.”

“And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark.”

“I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?”

“I want to be on top.”

“That is one fine ass.”

“You look like a screamer.”

“Let me tie you up.”

“What’ll our safeword be?”

“I love making you squirm.”

“Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - NSFW EDITION

[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.

[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?

[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.

[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?

[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.

[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?

[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.

[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

[diamandisinfinity]

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maybe it is all a test ‘cause i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like i’m the best

if you are not very careful your possessions will possess you tv taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal

[hemlockian-deactivated20201020]

He came with the frame, okay?!

CC Babcock’s possible life story? (via hemlockian)

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[rp-meme-central]

Send “We’re married.” for my muse to wake up in a future or alternate reality where our muses are married.

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The Nanny - 3x17  A glimpse at CC’s childhood (well, that escalated quickly). 

[madamccbabs]

The Nanny - 4x23 C.C. being 1000% done yet still being so loveable.

[mammamias]

send me a ship and i’ll tell you

who hogs the duvet

who texts/rings to check how their day is going

who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts

who gets up first in the morning

who suggests new things in bed

who cries at movies

who gives unprompted massages

who fusses over the other when they’re sick

who gets jealous easiest

who has the most embarrassing taste in music

who collects something unusual

who takes the longest to get ready

who is the most tidy and organised

who gets most excited about the holidays

who is the big spoon/little spoon

who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

who starts the most arguments

who suggests that they buy a pet

what couple traditions they have

what tv shows they watch together

what other couple they hang out with

how they spend time together as a couple

who made the first move

who brings flowers home

who is the best cook

[ambitchious-babcock]

"Oh Miss Babcock, it looks like I found your biography while at the bookstore today!" Niles said in a sing-song tone, pulling out the copy of "Wicked: The Life and Times of The Wicked Witch Of The West" he had purchased.

Oh, classic Niles: calling her a witch was on his top 3. And yet it never failed to annoy her.

Oh, but she was prepared this time.

“Funny, I just found a documental based on your life as well.”

She said as she pulled out a Ratatouille DVD.

[ambitchious-babcock]

manyimaginativemuses:

“Well of course they ate each other and left you alone. No one has ever wanted to touch you, let alone eat you.” Niles laughed to himself as he continued dusting the bookshelf.

Originally posted by gatoponte

That was a good one, she had to admit.

He was right, she thought. He hit the nail just as many times before.

But this time hurt a little bit more than usual. And just for this time, she was too tired as to continue.

“... Just hand this to Maxwell and I’ll go, would you.”

[ambitchious-babcock]

"Oh Miss Babcock, it looks like I found your biography while at the bookstore today!" Niles said in a sing-song tone, pulling out the copy of "Wicked: The Life and Times of The Wicked Witch Of The West" he had purchased.

Oh, classic Niles: calling her a witch was on his top 3. And yet it never failed to annoy her.

Oh, but she was prepared this time.

“Funny, I just found a documental based on your life as well.”

She said as she pulled out a Ratatouille DVD.

[manyimaginativemuses]

Niles chuckled at her idea of a retort, shaking his head. 

“Of course you carry that around in your purse. It’s always nice to have a copy of your family reunion on hand. Oh wait, I’m sorry I forgot, you don’t have any family.”

[ambitchious-babcock]

Oh, believe me: she was better off without them.

Maybe that thought made her take a bit more before she could come out with an equally mean-spirited retort.

“I have, they just ate each other. But hey, at least they had something to munch, unlike yours.”

[ambitchious-babcock]

"Oh Miss Babcock, it looks like I found your biography while at the bookstore today!" Niles said in a sing-song tone, pulling out the copy of "Wicked: The Life and Times of The Wicked Witch Of The West" he had purchased.

Oh, classic Niles: calling her a witch was on his top 3. And yet it never failed to annoy her.

Oh, but she was prepared this time.

“Funny, I just found a documental based on your life as well.”

She said as she pulled out a Ratatouille DVD.

[sphinxmemesmusings]

Send a symbol for a headcanon about my muse!

😀:  When does your muse smile the most?

😬:  Has your muse ever had braces?

😁:  Does your muse feign happiness a lot?

😂:  What makes your muse cry in joy?

😃:  What does your muse’s smile look like?

😄:  Does your muse laugh over their mistakes?

😅:  What does your muse do when they goof up?

😆:  Who or what makes your muse laugh the most?

😇:  Is your muse as pure as an angel?

😉:  Is your muse flirty?

😊:  What makes your muse blush?

🙂:  Can your muse keep a poker face?

🙃:  What confuses your muse the most?

😋:  What’s your muse’s sense of humor like?

😌:  When does your muse feel most at peace?

😍:  What is your muse like when in love?

😘:  How does your muse show affection?

😜:  Is your muse a comedian?

😎:  Is your muse full of themselves?

😏:  Is your muse a good liar?

😑:  Is your muse able to keep their temper under control?

😒: What does your muse find disgusting?

🤔:  What perplexes your muse?

😳:  What embarrasses your muse?

😡:  What happens when your muse is furious?

😱:  What mortifies your muse?

😨:  What does your muse do if something is shockingly disgusting?

👚:  What does your muse’s casual clothes consist of?

👖:  Pants or shorts?

👔:  What does your muses’s formal attire consist of?

👙:  What does your muse’s bathing suit look like?

👞:  Does your muse like to wear shoes? If so, what kind?

👓:  Does your muse wear glasses? If so, what for?

💍:  Would your muse ever propose to someone?

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Send “upsy daisy” to pick up my muse bridal style

[ambitchious-babcock]

@sawbonesseptem || sc!

C.C. didn't quite succeed at hiding her amusement.

All right, she cackled.

“What's with that outfit?”