Vukovich: 50/50 shit 'n' Shinola

AO3: Vukovich

[oozeandgoo-art]

[groovysarity]

I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue

[lilyblisslys]

girl you must be a fine piss, the way I need to take you in this bar bathroom

[lilyblisslys]

only a foolish general complains about her opponent’s tactics upon defeat

[literaryera]

I keep hearing John Green say he's retired from working and lemme just say John Green is the least retired retired person I've ever seen.

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

I am retired!!! I retired in October of 2017 and have kept my promise not to exchange my labor for money.

Since 2017, I have only done stuff that I thought was interesting or useful regardless of whether it pays, because we have more than enough money, and despite what billionaires might tell you, there is literally no difference between "more than enough" and "much more than enough."

So I no longer work for money. But in retirement one must keep busy, which is why I have taken on an unpaid gig as the social media intern for a coffee and tea business that donates 100% of its profit to charity.

I also sometimes travel to universities and other places to speak in support of Partners in Health and global access to tuberculosis care, and sometimes I write books because writing makes me happy, and every Tuesday I make a video on vlogbrothers, and I make a podcast about the world cup with my friends from high school, and so on, but none of these things constitutes work. These are just Retirement Projects, which are essential to a happy retirement.

[stagbeetleboy]

Happy pride to my friend and the headless fuck torso she bought

[sister-lucifer]

i would trust weird al with my drink at a party. granted he may put one of those capsules that expands into a sponge animal in it,

[rhyme-plus-zombie]

sorry i had a vision and i just had to draw it

[inkeebimbo]

Dinosaur!! :D

[unyieldingsilence]

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[jerreeeeeee]

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

[jerreeeeeee]

what mutual is prev

my liege lord

my loyal knight

my wise wizard

my evil advisor

my brother in arms

my lady muse

my wild mermaid friend

my fellow alchemist

my dashing rapscallion

my monstrous foe

Remaining time: 2 days 9 hours

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[supergameboytwo]

I can phil it collins in the air tonight

[scramratz]

My least favorite new politically correct term is "unhoused." Like you can just tell it was created to make liberals feel less icky when talking about homeless people.

I was homeless. I was homeless as a child and as an adult. That shit sucks believe it or not.

The uncertainty. The ever-present grimy feeling from lack of access to running water. Having nothing to your name. The shame you feel is asking your fellow man for the bare minimum. Just so much shame, man.

"Unhoused" is so clinical. A technical term. Sure, its not incorrect, but it doesn't properly convey the emotional and psychological impact homelessness has on you.

You say "house", I think of a structure.

You say "home", I think of stability.

[scramratz]

!!!UPDATE!!!

I have been given new and important information on the distinction between “homeless” and “unhoused”!

The term “unhoused” is useful for those in social work when they have to make the distinction between someone who is say, couchsurfing but still has a roof over their head, and someone who’s sleeping in a tent beneath an underpass. Both are homeless, but one is unhoused.

AND NOW WE KNOW!

[sodomit]

Absolutely no hate towards the op from me, reblogging this as a cautionary message.

Every time you find yourself thinking "ugh, I hate this new PC term" - be that "unhoused", "Latinx", "SA", or something else - you should find people who actually use that and ask them why. There's a chance they actually have a good reason, and you're falling for conservative propaganda that tells you new/weird words are bad.

[apolladay]

How did you first learn the basic mechanics sex?

* taught by parents

* taught by teacher

* taught by doctor

* taught by a sibling

* taught by a friend

* taught by a partner

* read it in a book (nonfiction)

* read it in a book (fiction)

* learned about it online (nonfiction)

* learned about it online (fiction)

* other

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How did you first learn the basic mechanics sex?

taught by parents

taught by teacher

taught by doctor

taught by a sibling

taught by a friend

taught by a partner

read it in a book (nonfiction)

read it in a book (fiction)

learned about it online (nonfiction)

learned about it online (fiction)

other

see results

Voting ended onJun 3

[pansy2025]

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

[kleinergeist]

You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

[hermann-rorschach]

Do not share the answers with your classmates.

[kleinergeist]

Yes Dr Rorschach

Sorry Dr Rorschach

[theprofessional-amateur]

Every day I get a little closer to saying fuck it and becoming an apprentice in some at risk heritage craft or profession.

[theprofessional-amateur]

"let's have AI-"

I'm gonna go learn the art of hand engraving or thatched roofing. Maybe hand make clogs.

[larkral]

does...does dildo-making count?

[utah-mountain-drifter-deactivat]

[dorian-mode-deactivated20240926]

Is that gay porn?

[howdoiflythisthing]

No, it's when you're escorted off the worksite due to forgetting your hardhat.

[vukovich]

OSHA got fit.

[animentality]

[poppyseed-art]

[bloodstainedgauntlet]

my knight you have to live you have to get up you have to put your hand over your wound and hold it there. you have to keep walking and walking and walking because you cannot lay down yet, it’s not time. wipe the blood off your breastplate and look up into the sun. lean on your sword if you need to. lift one foot after another. get up. get up. this would be a pitiful grave.