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Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/SkadisHusband/status/2027369466837831708

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Bookmark #259
Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/SkadisHusband/status/2027369466837831708
Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.
Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action
gently run a lintroller over them
steam clean
handwash only
machine wash hot, longest cycle
use a power washer
sandblast them
let them stay filthy
other
plz reblog for sampo size
ah yes. this.
Fire-based wizard spells:
Magic Missile: Fuck Your Left Nut In Particular.
Flaming Sphere: Fuck You, collectively.
Fireball: To Whom It May Concern: Please consider this an Official Fuckening.
Wall Of Fire: The Great Wall Of Fuck You
Flame Strike: Fuck You and Fuck Your Air Support Too
Delayed Blast Fireball: Fuck You Later.
Incendiary Cloud: Cloudy with a Chance of Fuck You
Meteor Storm: FUCK ALL Y’ALL
me when my disabilities disable me:
I need people to understand my old woman yuri vision.
sometimes I forget standing up isn’t painful and difficult for most people so I’ll be watching something like game changer and see the people standing behind their podiums the whole episode and think ‘wow don’t they need to sit down. how can they still think coherent thoughts’ and then I’m like oh. yeah. I have a disease
i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.
@mostlysignssomeportents has anyone sent you this yet
ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
and now, the birds
Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus
Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius
hoo boy, ok *out of breath*
GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!
this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render
speaking of obnoxious coverts:
bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata
the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it
Madam....
birds 6 and 7: American Goldfinch, Spinus tristis, male and female
pleasantly simple to paint! next is the flickerrrrr
*melts into goo*
BIRD NUMBER 8, (yellow shafted) NORTHERN FLICKERRRRR, Colaptes auratus
genuinely made me start questioning my sanity around day 3, it's half the size the of the goose, WHY did it take me 4 days to finish??
nothing but pain and suffering, i'm sure hope the next bird will be much easier and with FAR less barring :)
in other news, I am losing my sanity hairline
kcd2 things 🌞
1: barnaby 🫶 2: Guy who’s always hungry and Guy who knows a Guy 3: when you’re plastered and can’t find your bike 4: ride with the devil pray to jesus 5: a: „your ass is *so fat*“ j: „what janosh do to deserve insult like this. Just minding own business, not bothering you. bastard.“ a: „It wasn’t an insult…“
Sharpe + Incorrect Quotes (Part 16) Source: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia s1e03
HEATED RIVALRY SEASON ONE + hall of fame text posts
lot of people are going to be sent careening three posts down their dash and crashing into a brick wall because of this post
#same
THE IT CROWD 1.04 "The Red Door"