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Original Tweet: https://twitter.com/SkadisHusband/status/2027369466837831708

Just had an evil thought. I am morally compromised. Even though I disagreed with it, I still thought it. I cannot be trusted.

cherrypikkins

Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action

gently run a lintroller over them

steam clean

handwash only

machine wash hot, longest cycle

use a power washer

sandblast them

let them stay filthy

other

Voting ended onJun 3

plz reblog for sampo size

dnd-homebrew5e

theshitpostcalligrapher

ah yes. this.

gallusrostromegalus

Fire-based wizard spells:

Magic Missile: Fuck Your Left Nut In Particular.

Flaming Sphere: Fuck You, collectively.

Fireball: To Whom It May Concern: Please consider this an Official Fuckening.

Wall Of Fire: The Great Wall Of Fuck You

Flame Strike: Fuck You and Fuck Your Air Support Too

Delayed Blast Fireball: Fuck You Later.

Incendiary Cloud: Cloudy with a Chance of Fuck You

Meteor Storm: FUCK ALL Y’ALL

null-and-void-and-gone

me when my disabilities disable me:

undergroundwubwubmaster

I need people to understand my old woman yuri vision.

#hell yeah.#it's genius. i'm here for it.

lilium-orientalis-deactivated20

comorbid-curiosities

sometimes I forget standing up isn’t painful and difficult for most people so I’ll be watching something like game changer and see the people standing behind their podiums the whole episode and think ‘wow don’t they need to sit down. how can they still think coherent thoughts’ and then I’m like oh. yeah. I have a disease

#Impossible.

adhdchaosbean

celebrinienjoyer

i need to show you all something that made me crylaugh last night. just fucking look at them.

quinnception

elodieunderglass

@mostlysignssomeportents has anyone sent you this yet

nattousan

ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds

I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study

after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines

et voila

and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)

nattousan

and now, the birds

Birds 1 and 2/14: Red Winged Blackbird, Male and female, Agelaius phoeniceus

nattousan

Bird 3/14, American Robin, Turdus migratorius

nattousan

hoo boy, ok *out of breath*

GIVE IT UP FOR BIRD NUMBUH 5, THE CANADIAN GOOSE, Branta canadensis!!!!

this guy took me about 4 days to completely finish, all of those freakingk coverts were a bear to render

nattousan

speaking of obnoxious coverts:

bird 5/14, Bluejay, Cyanocitta cristata

the friggin stripes almost got me chat, i may not make it

nattousan

Madam....

nattousan

birds 6 and 7: American Goldfinch, Spinus tristis, male and female

pleasantly simple to paint! next is the flickerrrrr

nattousan

*melts into goo*

BIRD NUMBER 8, (yellow shafted) NORTHERN FLICKERRRRR, Colaptes auratus

genuinely made me start questioning my sanity around day 3, it's half the size the of the goose, WHY did it take me 4 days to finish??

nothing but pain and suffering, i'm sure hope the next bird will be much easier and with FAR less barring :)

nattousan

in other news, I am losing my sanity hairline

rennerei

kcd2 things 🌞

1: barnaby 🫶 2: Guy who’s always hungry and Guy who knows a Guy 3: when you’re plastered and can’t find your bike 4: ride with the devil pray to jesus 5: a: „your ass is *so fat*“ j: „what janosh do to deserve insult like this. Just minding own business, not bothering you. bastard.“ a: „It wasn’t an insult…“