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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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I’m so proud I think I might cry
HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE
MAKE A WISH
the first post ever on tumblr
I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK
WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK
World Heritage Post
like actually though. i’m in AWE of the notecount.
Gonna commit a tumblr heresy and say that I actually like it whenever this post does the rounds again. I find it soothing.
Wait why are people complaining about this post? It just made me very happy and I’ve never seen it before. I’ve been on this site for years.
“”EXPECTO PATRONUM!” Harry yelled. Nothing happened. Harry gripped his dick tighter and shook it up and down until a thick, whispy white substance protruded from the end of it.”
“Panting, Harry fell forwards over the hydrangea bush, straightened up and stared around. There were several faces peering through various nearby windows. Harry stuffed his dick hastily back into his jeans and tried to look innocent.”
“He had not been this close to Malfoy since he had watched him muttering to Crabbe and Goyle during Dumbledore’s speech about Cedric. He could feel a kind of ringing in his ears. His hand gripped his dick under his robes”
“My dick.” Said Ron. “Look at my dick.” It had snapped, almost in two, and the tip was dangling limply, held on by only a few spare splinters.
I’ve got this…
“Twelve and a quarter inches…pleasantly springy. It’s in fine condition…You treat it regularly?“
“Polished it last night,” said Cedric, grinning.
Harry looked down at his own dick. He could see finger marks all over it.
He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out of the end of it.
Fleur Delacour gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted.
“No volunteers?” said Voldemort. “Let’s see…Lucius, I see no reason for you to have a dick anymore.”
Lucius Malfoy look up. His skin appeared yellowish and waxy in the firelight, and his eyes were sunken and shadowed. When he spoke, his voice was hoarse.
“My Lord?”
“Your dick, Lucius. I require your dick.”
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I NEVER HIT REBLOG SO FAST OMFG
This sounds like something I would have found funny back in 2nd Grade.
Ah hell, it’s funny now!
LOL! XPPPP This is so good! And the last one…
this is so immature…I LOVE IT
Who remembers?
that activia really got rid of all her shits huh
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Anduin & Kingsmourne - Sylvanas is Thinking of More Than Just Doubt
We have talked a lot about the look of doubt and possible regret from Sylvanas as she sees what has become of Anduin. However, I think there is also something to be said of the way the Jailer refers to Anduin.
The Jailer simply refers labels him as “The vessel” He does not refer to him by name, or “the boy king”, or even “the human”…but merely as an object, as a tool, as a means to achieving his goals. This is not the first time Sylvanas has heard the Jailer refer to somebody helping him as expendable, as merely serving a purpose. She saw the Jailer say that “Denathrius’s soul has served his purpose” and that was literally all he had to say on the matter. Denathrius is an Eternal One and, like The Primus and the Archon, was an actual brother to Zovaal - that is a long, long personal and familial history. Moreover, Denathirus has been conspiring for the last five years to help him by directly inflicting and overseeing the drought of the enire Shadowlands, while masterfully keeping this hidden from the rest of his ‘family’. But despite all this history and what Denathrius has done for him, he is merely swept aside as “He served his purpose” and not given a second thought. No remorse, not even an inkling of regret or even frustration that his supposed brother has been stopped and all but killed.
Now Sylvanas is seeing The Jailer talking of Anduin in the same fashion, and I feel this is something extremely significant that figures into her doubts - because she sees Anduin as a lot more than a tool. She knows Anduin and, as we saw throughout BFA and especially now in Shadowlands, she has an unspoken but nontheless clear respect for him and his strength. She sees him as a living being, a personality, a man with his own strengths and weakness, a man with a history of tragedy that - despite being on opposite sides historically speaking - she understands and relates to. The way she specifcally connects with him in ‘No More Lies’ when she reminds him of the tragedy in his very own family who have all been part of an “endless war, like every Wrynn before you, will not survive” speaks this in volumes. In essence then, she knows Anduin in a way that the Jailer does not know him at all, nor does he care to know. The Jailer does not have the history with Anduin that Sylvanas does, he does not see him the same way as Sylvanas does. Ultimately, I really think this willful ignorance from the Jailer in Sylvanas’s eyes is wrong - she sees the Jailer as wrong, and that look in her eyes could just be saying exactly this without explicitly saying it to his face, nay she risk falling out of his favour. The speaking of Anduin so whimsically and so dehumanisingly could well be reminding her of how she was viewed and treated by Arthas herself, and later by her family and her own people, as merely “The Banshee” in spite of her being so much more and literally giving her life to keep it. This reminder of a life of undeath from the day she died, and the relentless reminders over the past 15 years of how the world views her nothing more than a monster and the unyeilding internal pain and struggle to rise above it has caused her, resonates with her deeply by now seeing Anduin suffer exactly the same fate. This realisation could be one of her greatest motivations for when, as a lot of us are suspecting, she will betray the Jailer.
With this established, the other major thought going through Sylvanas’s mind that is causing her to have doubts is the most fundamental of all that has defined her ever since she died - survival. If the Jailer sees the others as expendable after what they have done for him, she may start thinking the same about herself. Why would the Jailer think of her any differently? If the Jailer is willing to write off the fall of a so-called brother in Denathrius, family he has known for literal aeons, as merely an expendable loss barely worthy of a passing comment, then why would he view Sylvanas as any different? Look at what Sylvanas has effectively done for the Jailer on the mortal plane on Azeroth ever since she became part of his grand plan, in funnelling as many souls as possible into the Maw over the past 2-3 years and taking out Bolvar to shatter the veil and open the way for him to reach Azeroth - two massive events without which the Jailer’s plan can simply not work. But if he is willing to dismiss a brother so coldly as nothing more an expendable pawn, despite their history and all that Denthrius did for him - also without whom the Jailer’s plan simply fails - then why would the Jailer view Sylvanas as any different and treat her any differently once she has also served her “purpose”? After all, in the grand scheme of time that the Jailer has been around, Sylvanas is barely a drop in the ocean, and look how he views Anduin as somebody who is essentially of the same insignificance. All of these thoughts and questions are what could be racing through her mind at this moment.
Therefore, I do seriously wonder if it’s at this point in Shadowlands when Sylvanas begins planning her end game, whereby she not only ensures her own survival but also still somehow ensures that her ultimate goal - whatever that still may be - is followed through. When Steve Danuser says that the outcome of the raid encounter will have major implications, maybe this is what he is referring to - Sylvanas being just about to execute her plan to turn against the Jailer (and maybe save Anduin) but the ‘adventurers’ inadvertantly fuck it all up by stopping her. Time as they say, will indeed tell.
this is totally appropriate and necessary to start teaching
Corpse: Here's a list of suspects I put together
Rae: Um, Corpse, your name is on here
Corpse: I dont remember where I was friday night. Therefore, I have no alibi. I've been tailing myself for the past three days
Rae:
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THIS IS THE HARDEST I HAVE LAUGHED IN SO LONG YOU HAVE CURED MY DEPRESSION
This is one of the greatest posts I’ve ever witnessed. The payoff was amazing.
awesome
Ino: What are you most embarrassed of from your genin years? Mine is my Sasuke obsession
Shikamaru: That one year I was a misogynist
Choji: The way I wore my hitai-ate. Why didn’t anyone tell me it looked like I was wearing underwear on my head
The Mummy Reboot but Jack Black plays the clutzy and enchanting librarian and Charlize Theron is the gun wielding adventurer they have to break out of jail in the beginning and who will kick your ass and scream at random things.
i want this!!!!!!