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This is supposed to be my “humor” blog, but I mostly post about cats. Also, I do art!

[zeinfeld]

[gunsandfireandshit]

[catchymemes]

[raibura]

Thoughts

Left unicorn is so negative

Right unicorn is policing left unicorn which is harmful

right is cultivating an abusive environment where left cannot voice discomfort

Right is saving left from their pessimistic look on life

Left is ungrateful to be given a meal

Voting ended onSep 3, 2024

[nateconnolly]

40,000 years ago, early humans painted hands on the wall of a cave. This morning, my baby cousin began finger painting. All of recorded history happened between these two paintings of human hands. The Nazca Lines and the Mona Lisa. The first TransAtlantic flight and the first voyage to the Moon. Humanity invented the wheel, the telescope, and the nuclear bomb. We eradicated wild poliovirus types 2 and 3. We discovered radio waves, dinosaurs, and the laws of thermodynamics. Freedom Riders crossed the South. Hippies burned their draft cards. Countless genocides, scientific advancements, migrations, and rebellions. More than a hundred billion humans lived and died between these two paintings—one on a sheet of paper, and one on the inside of a cave. At the dawn of time, ancient humans stretched out their hands. And this morning, a child reached back. 

[nateconnolly]

A Timeline of Humanity:

[catcrumb]

[freshmoviequotes]

Everything Everywhere All at Once (2022)

[gayweedanimal]

This has infected me it's been stuck in my head for days

[mynowherenothing]

Need to start participating in my life

[thanook]

"there better not be an almost massless particle fucking up our sensors"

the notorious neutrino:

[americannnot]

I hope my ghost will find you in the nights when you are lonely.

[americannnot]

What the fuck is life?

I’m

Focusing on the wrong things,

Take the good out of the moment, not the mess.

[americannnot]

Some things take repetition to really click in your mind.

[soracities]

"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

[paper-mario-wiki]

HEY wanna read but annoyed on where to find copies of books?

Here's an archive with millions of PDFs of books and papers and magazines and essays and stuff.

[americannnot]

I’m very impatient. I want to do it all now, can’t you understand that?

[funnytwittertweets]

[the-kestrels-feather]

[imperial-nuisance-rudje]

#the final days were upon us #and then it was thursday again

[biioshocker]

[ceekari]

We aren't the first to feel like the world is ending, and if they were wrong, so might we be.

[kitkatkey]

Izzy singing a song from the 1940s in the 1700s is peak historical accuracy, no notes

[escuerzoresucitado]